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6:52 AM on 04.01.2008
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I'M SORRY MOTHER!!!! I WONT DO IT AGAIN! PLEASE DONT BEAT ME!
FUCK I fail.
The last thing I can remember is something phallic and a voice yelling at me, "Snake! Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
Now my ass hurts, so can I have some money to feed my unborn children?