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EA would 'love' to charge for Spore parts ... I bet they bloody would photo

Asking Electronic Arts if they'd like to charge for extra gameplay additions is perhaps a bit like asking a member of The Rolling Stones whether they'd like to f*ck a barely legal crackhead. Regardless, EA has answered that question in the affirmative as CEO John Riccitiello has confirmed that he'd simply love to sell us extra parts for Spore. Did anybody expect he'd be sad about such an idea?

"I would love to imagine that two years from now or a year from now the debate is whether or not we need a 'Spore' label inside of EA," stated the EA Warlord. He added that he'd enjoy the ability to "monetize, if you will, body parts, plant parts, car parts and planets as a way to generate incremental revenue on an installed base of several million active users."

"But it's a little bit like pool. I'm afraid if we spend too much time setting up the second shot, we'll miss the first shot. Right now, it's all hands on deck to make September 7 the event that matters."

Kind of brings new meaning to phrase "paying an arm and a leg," no?








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MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 20:36
MechaMonkey
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 20:36
MechaMonkey
URL FAIL
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 20:41
Clockwork
Kind of brings new meaning to phrase "paying an arm and a leg," no?

*facepalm
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 20:44
Jim Sterling
I propose that the Rolling Stones shot is more than enough to justify the "arm and leg" pun.

In closing, fuckoff.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 20:54
Aaron Mxy Yost
Only if it's with dozens of other parts in an expansion pack. Otherwise, go to hell John Riccitiello.
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 20:56
casualweaponry
Little Big Planet > Spore.

Yeah, I went there!
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 20:57
Alexradl
Micro-transactions suck.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 21:33
Excel-2011
Wings: $0.99
3" claws: $2.99
Talons: $4.59
Paying for things you believe you shouldn't have to pay for: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy. Too bad you have to buy them anyway.
TurboSpaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 21:34
TurboSpaz
"Asking Electronic Arts if they'd like to charge for extra gameplay additions is perhaps a bit like asking a member of The Rolling Stones whether they'd like to f*ck a barely legal crackhead."

I don't think I've ever seen a news article open with such a winning line. Bravo sir Jim, bravo.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 21:50
TrailerParkJesus
Why the hell would anyone even ask him that and put a stupid idea like that in his head?
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 22:32
adultswim810
September 29, 2008: EA tries to force microtransactions onto pc gamers.
September 30, 2008:

OHHH SHHHHH----
Veheme's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 00:19
Veheme
"But it's a little bit like pool."

Speaking of hustling...
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 00:49
Excel-2011
In which case he sunk the 8 ball on his first shot.
daddy gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 00:53
daddy gamer
While I don't think it's that big of a revelation, and any half-way decent business man would do the same as Riccitiello(within reason, of course), I do have to say that "Im OK" seems to be stalking Jim Sterling as of late.

I'm unsure if Jim slept with Mr. OK's mother, but the blog stalking is making me want to facepalm myself.
Kaspar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 01:17
Kaspar
@ daddy gamer

I think that you have a very weird understanding of the word "decent". Try "Bloodsucking dick".
DeejayKnight's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 02:30
DeejayKnight
Gotta admit... This isn't surprising to me at all
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 03:35
TheCleaningGuy
Wow. EA charging for things that should have been in the game to begin with. I am very surprised.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 04:06
Timmeh
I bet they would. I bet they will. Sometimes I hate gamers, the fact is they wouldn't even consider this if people treated microtransactions like the shit they are.
kagai's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 05:00
kagai
In the year 2104, EA turns on the worlds first world oxygen generator. Everyone on Planet Earth receives a bill for oxygen use.
CALkulon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 05:16
CALkulon
Hahaha, that's the quickest possible way to change Spore from possible best-game-ever contender to one nobody gives a fuck about!
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 08:26
zombiekiller13
Micro-transactions suck. Hey, you want to provide a map for multiplayer games, or give me something new for single-player games that will extend gameplay, I'm all for it. It's optional and I don't feel pressured to grab it. You want to give me something that should've been in the game or is in the code but locked AND want to charge me for it? Go screw.

Yes, you could argue that both scenarios are optional and I'm not being forced to buy either one. But in this case, with EA, it seems like they are already thinking of "omitting" parts until they see if the game is a hit...which is when they'll start giving you the option to unlock them for a price.

God bless Capitalism.
daddy gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 10:25
daddy gamer
Kaspar and others,

Listen, I know how you feel. I never have, nor will I ever, pay for a microtransaction. I've been a hardcore gamer for over 20+ years, and I also think that microtractions are shit.

But I'm also a business man, and I love business. And from a business perpestive, Riccitiello is doing a good job. He's buying great software developing companies while still retaining the talent there and without destroying the culture of the company EA is buying (so far, at least). Granted, he says dumb things sometimes to the press without realizing how it would piss off gamers. But his job is to help EA make the most money possible, capture the larget percentage of market share possible, and set the company up for success in the future.

So you know what?...if gamers out there are stupid enough to pay for microtransactions like this, which they obviously are otherwise company's wouldn't charge for shit like this, then by all means it's well within his rights to do his job well and make as much money as possible.

If you don't like it then get mad at the idiotic gamers who buy the shit...not EA or Riccitiello.
daddy gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 10:30
daddy gamer
Kaspar and others,

Listen, I know how you feel. I never have, nor will I ever, pay for a microtransaction. I've been a hardcore gamer for over 20+ years, and I also think that microtractions are shit.

But I'm also a business man, and I love business. And from a business perspective, Riccitiello is doing a good job. He's buying great software developing companies while still retaining the talent there and without destroying the culture of the company EA is buying (so far, at least). Granted, he says dumb things sometimes to the press without realizing how it would piss off gamers. But his job is to help EA make the most money possible, capture the largest percentage of market share possible, and set the company up for success in the future.

So you know what?...if gamers out there are stupid enough to pay for microtransactions like this, which they obviously are otherwise companies wouldn't charge for shit like this, then by all means, it's well within his rights to do his job well and make as much money as possible.

If you don't like it then get mad at the idiotic gamers who buy the shit...not EA or Riccitiello.
daddy gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 10:32
daddy gamer
Sorry about the double post. I was hoping I could edit some of the bad grammar and spelling I had on the first post

*facepalm*
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 11:50
Timmeh
daddy gamer: you're totally right. It amazes me that there is such a huge number of rabid fanboys who will buy any shite they are told to and then spend months on the internet justifying it to themselves by hurling abuse at normal people who disagree with the practice.

When it comes to video games, more than any other form of entertainment people just seem to lose their minds. Kinda like those old women who confuse TV and real life and go round smacking actors with their handbags.
Tycho7's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2008 17:17
Tycho7
I fail to see what everyone's problem is with microtransactions. Would you rather pay $50 for an expansion pack, half full of content that you'd never use, or $25 worth of content that you'd constantly use purchased through microtransations? Its the same value, and when you buy it piecewise, instead of in a huge content pack, you save money!
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