I'm usually really enthusiastic about this audience participation in games. However, considering what a clusterfuck of fratboyish horror the first game was with the unbelievably stupid dialog combined with two of the most disgusting excuses for representations of human beings this side of the big bang I will instead say this.

Original Weapon ideas? Because military themed third-person shooters featuring cover systems just scream innovation. Here's an original idea. What about spending the funds accrued through mercenary work to develop weaponry that can be used to NOT MURDER PEOPLE FOR PROFIT SO YOU CAN GET A JEWEL ENCRUSTED GUN OR A FANCY TV YOU TOSSERS!

Or a weapon that allows the two lead characters to use their awkwardly placed jock humour designed to veil their intense sexual frustrations regarding each other in order to power a gun which, due to the massive levels of energy this certain condition can reach in the first game will cause everyone on the face of the earth to momentarily see the All-Father before evaporating into blissful luminescence.

Wait, Army of Two? Then original idea; A gun that's -blue-...

Okay, now you want us to do your job!?
This is just getting ridiculous, but... finally i will be able to see my fire-rocket-bee launcher in action.

@PwnanObrien

Genius. That's the first time I can write LOL on the 'tubes and actually literally mean it :)

Dildo shooter!!!
then upgraded double barrel dildo shooter
then a gold plated shooter>!!!

NBABS, you stole what I was going to say :(

Inb4 people send EA pictures of their penises.

I'm debating whether or not to get in on this. . . but the chances are pretty good that I won't.

In order for this game not to lose what made the first one special everyone needs to submit the "fist pound." It's a melee weapon that when activated with the X or A button (depending on platform) will cause both players to fist pound, play air guitar, or just bro it up. When not in close proximity to your partner it will cause random discussions about the Wu Tang Clan or other fratboy topics.

There's still time to save this game from the moron critics with no sense of humor or too little balls to admit to liking things that are awesome. But it's up to us to do it.

@hpv

I completely agree.

I will draw a gun for them.