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Brain Quest is a game for the chilluns. It's based on the Brain Quest card deck, and it's basically Brain Age for grade schoolers. Each game will feature over 6,000 questions in subjects like English, history, math, science and geography. Brain Quest will have a little story mode to it, as well as a multiplayer versus and co-op modes.

The game will also feature Sudoku puzzles with 4x4, 6x6 and 9x9 grids and will let players write outside of the grids to help people figure out what should go where. 

I played a few of the challenges in the math section and the first question instantly made me feel retarded. I forget the question now, but the answer was circle. I was expecting to solve math equations, not solve shape problems, dammit. After that, I figured out everything out perfectly and felt proud that I was able to rock third grade math.

I wish there had been a third grader near me when I got all the questions right. I would have yelled "HA! IN YOUR FACE B*TCH!", thrown the DS at their face, and then motorboated their mother's breasts. What? You jerks wouldn't have read this post unless I said something stupid and/or demented anyway.


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Phantom Spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2008 14:06
Phantom Spaceman
Am I the only one who finds the double entendre title of Brain Quest hillarious?
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2008 14:17
HarassmentPanda
When I'm selecting articles for my journal, the first thing I do is consider the interests of my audience. If my journal were Destructoid, I would not have published this article.

In other words, WTF Brain Quest: Grades 5 & 6 rofl over 9000 spacecat what what in the butt.

I <3 CTZ.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2008 14:36
Aerox
Panda, I think you should publish this article in your journal. The world of IP needs to know about Brain Quest and how Hamza is going to motorboat their mothers.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2008 15:00
HarassmentPanda
I'm drafting the publication contract now...
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