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EA needs a geography lesson

5:47 PM on 03.06.2008   |   Dale North

EA needs a geography lesson photo

Polish gaming Web site Polygamia tells us that the Army of Two street date was broken over there, but that's not the real news item. Our focus here is on a bit of history that Electronic Arts seems to have missed.

When street dates are broken and games sneak out early, less fortunate gamers tend to pay extra attention at those "look at me, I got it early" pictures that the more fortunate share. In reading the fine print on the back of this foreign version of Army of Two, Polygamia noticed something odd in the fine print:

You must be 13+ to register online in Hungary & Czechoslovakia.

Electronic Arts, as of 1992, Czechoslovakia no longer exists! You must have not heard that the Czechs and Slovaks have parted ways.

To be fair, I guess this isn't common American knowledge. We're still going to make fun of you, though. Thanks for making the mistake in English!

[Thanks, Piotr] 








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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 17:45
MrSadistic
Yeah. Being an American company, they have an excuse not to care or even bother looking it up.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 17:47
Holyetheline
They should know better.
Spykron's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 17:48
Spykron
teehee
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 17:50
Darren Nakamura
Meh, it's all the same to me. I wonder if this offends anybody though. Do we have to be careful about being PC about former Czechoslovakians?
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 17:53
grrza
Being an american company is NOT an excuse for this.

Being one of the idiots randomly interviewed on the streets for a comedy segment on Jay Leno is an excuse. Being on an idiotic prime-time game show is an excuse. Being a candidate for Ms. America, apparently, is an excuse.

This is just sad.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 18:07
Eschatos
I wish you only had to be thirteen to play M games in America.
glenno's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 18:09
glenno
Oops!
By the way, when is this game coming out in the Soviet Union?
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 18:11
Cheeburga
Pime Taradox!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 18:44
Takeshi
Yugoslavia is waiting for this game. It is postponed until march 1956.
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 18:45
razerangel
Its obviously a typo. It should read "you must be 13+ to register online hungary and would have needed to be the same age to register online in Czechoslovakia
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 19:01
HarassmentPanda
Where's Necros? He's a racist. I bet he's got some good Czechoslovakian jokes.
dubbya's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 19:04
dubbya
yeah razer, it's more about the fact that that country doesn't exist anymore, it can't be a typo, cause the new countries are "The Czech Republic" and "Slovakia" respectively.

Oh EA, you wacky company with your geography
monosylabik's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 19:12
monosylabik
news?
Fadobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 19:20
Fadobo
The worst thing is, this is a european copy. So the text is most likely from a european employee...
KaL YoshiKa's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 19:41
KaL YoshiKa
Their localisation team should be fired..or forced to attended geography lessons in their own time.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 19:46
Clockwork
That's just over the bar of pathetic.
inque's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 19:51
inque
Sorry I tend to generalize all Western European countries the same

Sorry for being ignorant, that's just the asian inside of me ;_;
Brilliam's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 20:03
Brilliam
I'm still waiting for it to come out in Gaul.

But seriously, I remember my mom telling me about this when i was like 12. did EA's mom not tell thme when they were 12? boggling. seriously, in ten years, and they going to remember that there's now a country called montenegro? let alone kosovo?
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 21:18
John B
@Brilliam: Yes, but all of Gaul is divided into three parts. All these differ from each other in language, customs and laws.

So, in which of the three parts would you be expecting this to be released?

I can only imagine how many people on Dtoid - particularly my fellow Americans - are saying, "WTF?!!" right now. Hee hee. :)
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 21:39
Bob Muir
That's...um...wow, way to go, EA. Even as a kid, I knew this.
slayoyayo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2008 21:43
slayoyayo
i love extinct continental European states. how old do you have to be to play it in Pomerania and Prussia?
xper's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 02:59
xper
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


oh man... just when you start thinking "hey maybe there's more to ea than evilness, with some interesting titles coming out soon" they just smack you in the face with some good ol' ea antics... welcome back ea!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 03:04
Samit Sarkar
grrza is absolutely right. There’s really no excuse for this, especially when you consider that it’s something that could ruffle some feathers in Prague and Bratislava.
Cubilone's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 03:35
Cubilone
Nabs.
Azeron's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 08:01
Azeron
Who cares? The real screw up by EA is that the game is region locked PAL vs. NTSC, so I can't play it with any of my American friends. For a game based on co-op that's just plain unacceptable, and they don't tell you at all except for one little line hidden in the middle of the manual. >:(
PANZERDRAKO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 10:14
PANZERDRAKO
whatever..
konami confuses spanish with italian...
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 10:39
brosef
this would never happen in good ol' Carolina.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2008 01:00
mistic
that's just ridiculous...

what a stupid mistake to make... guess the EA-localisation-team needs to update their worldmap a bit :p
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