We tried and tried to glean some important and meaningful details from the most recent batch of EA's mixed-martial arts game screenshots. But we can't. And why is that, you ask? Because look at those feet! Digital dude is rocking skin wrinkles, splotches, and even the slightest of arches. Notice how the big toe on the right foot is just barely curled alongside his other piggly-wigglies. And those ankles -- oh, to die for!
Big man on top isn't enjoying dude's feet too much, and for that we've decided to start an e-mail campaign … once we figure out who big man is and figure out if he's the mean type, like the kind of guy that would beat us up for starting an e-mail campaign. We'll let you know.
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