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EA is ripe for a takeover?

3:00 PM on 05.30.2009   |   Matthew Razak

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Skepticism is pretty much the hat we need to don here, as we learn that some analyst believe that EA is perfect for a takeover. The number crunchers over at Cowen Research believe that thanks to the company's "underperforming" sales in the last quarter EA's devalued stock is about ready to get gobbled up. In fact they think that EA's management is not up to snuff at all.

"We believe that following serial earnings disappointments, Electronic Arts now deserves a lower valuation premium than the company has historically enjoyed. Since management first laid out its initial full year 2010 guidance and full year 2011 long-term guidance in February 2008, the company has failed to deliver on its earnings targets and has been forced to repeatedly revise down its guidance. Given this historical record, we do not think investors should place too much faith in management's current guidance," the report said.

Now I'm not analyst, but didn't EA take a bunch of major risks with new IPs that should pay them back down the road? And wasn't 2008 the year the economy crashed and almost every company failed to meet up to their standards (except Activsion, whore that they are)? I haven't read the whole report but it seems a bit like they looked at the numbers on the page and not the company itself. However, if their analysis is true then look for Disney or Warner Brotthers, both of whom already have their own game development companies, to be likely buyers. 








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eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:02
eternalplayer2345
she looks like a doll with that perfect skin.
Tnaden's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:03
Tnaden
sauce?
kefkaesque's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:04
kefkaesque
sauce?
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:05
RAB
I think you should have a fucking seat.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:07
Darren Nakamura
Yeah, she looks fake. I call RealDoll.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:07
Syn
Cool! I was not expecting that much bewbawesome to rock my face. But now I have something to kill time for a minute.
craigbezzle's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:10
craigbezzle
Gotta be a doll. If not, I'm gonna go to Japan and play Rapelay on that bitch.
Drewcifer000's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:11
Drewcifer000
Giant head. Lifeless eyes. It's too creepy to be erotic.

Oh, and EA getting taken over is bull.
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:12
CRAZYAPE69
Shes pretty creepy tbh, and im not being racist.
OriginalPolzin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:15
OriginalPolzin
TITS!

Wait... did i see something about EA?

eh... It was probably nothing.
EX35's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:18
EX35
EA being taken over...yea...I don't see that happening. IF it does happen...well...damn. That would suck balls.

EA has some good things going for them this year, like Brutal Legend for example. We'll see what happens, but I call BS on this take-over thing.
Zantetsuken's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:22
Zantetsuken
I can't stand EA, mainly because of John Riccitiello. He was such a dick during the Spore furore and I never forgave him for it.

Oh, and this I suppose

http://www.gamepolitics.com/2009/05/29/nice-work-if-you-can-get-it-ea039s-riccitiello-moore-earn-big-bucks-bad-year
xdarkxwarriorx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:23
xdarkxwarriorx
the creepiness of that photo is inversely proportional to my plummeting respect for this website.
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:29
bluexy
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HORRIFYING!
Snacks n Candy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:30
Snacks n Candy
Yeah, she has a creepy doll feel to her. You sure that's a real woman? Or is it just badly touched up? Her eyes are searing into my soul. D:

Don't care about the story.
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:33
JLanphear
Everything about this story is a lie. Even the picture.
Kris S's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:35
Kris S
@xdarkxwarriors - I aint got a clue what your mumping your gums about. Whats creepy about the picture? I don't think it's a doll and if it is, it is surely not as creepy as a cabbage patch kid. I happen to think it's real and she's hot, im probably wrong and a weird perv but hey-ho.
As for the article, they are just reporting what some analyst said. The fact that the analyst - much like all the rest of them - is talking through a hole in his ass is irrelevant aint it?
MowDownJoe's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:43
MowDownJoe
Her skin looks too synthetic... and that face looks like it was molded...
Sad, too... could've been a *ahem* beautiful picture.
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:44
HiddenAHB
That's true, in 2011 Square Enix is going to throw a army full of Cactuars at EA and takeover the entire place.

Pff, analysts...
MowDownJoe's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:45
MowDownJoe
@John: Ahh... that explains the synthetic look.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:45
Xhumation
Doll or no doll I want to do things to her, things so dirty and perverted that If I were to write them here the entire internet would collapse.

Also, EA isn't changing or being taken over it's just too big.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 15:47
Corak
She looks good to me.
Cartman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 16:18
Cartman
What Corak said.
The Unforgivable's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 16:19
The Unforgivable
SORA AOI!!!!!!!!!!!
peachboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 16:24
peachboy
i didn't think there would actually be that many comments about the picture.
and now i have inadvertently made a comment on it myself by commenting on the comments.
KHHAAAANNNNNNNNN

but i digress, analysts are almost always good for nothing. although, being a shameless dirty fanboy, i got kind of giddy at the "Apple wants to buy EA" rumour. but even that would mean thin ice for a lot of important games.
Ballistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 16:32
Ballistic
Fuck you, Razak! You woke my boner up, and I just put it to sleep!
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 16:33
Chronic Logic
Yea, I think she looks a doll once you look at her face hard enough. But about EA, how much money do they have in reserves? Cause I don't think they're about to be bought out if they have enough cash to correct the problem.
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 16:33
whormongr
is it just me or does it look like she has weirdly proportioned hands- like someone is grabbing from behind
Catmur's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 16:34
Catmur
Her forehead... its huge
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 16:34
whormongr
oh also by the way relating to the story- EA would have had many bigger hits if not for DRM-
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 16:35
Monodi
SAying Ea is open for take over is like claiming McDonald's is in bankrupt.
Mr Jonson's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 16:48
Mr Jonson
SHE'S GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!!1
sylphx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 16:50
sylphx
her name is blue sky? really? Well I guess she is a pornstar.... with gorgeous boobs and a big forehead
WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 16:54
WarZombie
EA isn't open for takeover. They only recently began to give a shit about the quality of their games, so I'm willing to bet that they still have a shitload of money.
wutang4ever's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 17:08
wutang4ever
her name is Sora Aoi. Pornstar, tv actress.
Eliza Gauger's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 17:11
Eliza Gauger
"the creepiness of that photo is inversely proportional to my plummeting respect for this website."
Guyver 0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 17:44
Guyver 0
Jim is going to be pissed!
Zantetsuken's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 18:05
Zantetsuken
@Guyver 0
I was just thinking that.

Cue more naked men on the front page please Jim.
Snacks n Candy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 18:05
Snacks n Candy
Well hey, if he didn't want the header to steal the spotlight he shouldn't have made the image naked boobs. And very nice ones at that. Probably fake, but nice.
aZZmodan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 19:13
aZZmodan
Fuck EA. Who cares? They are the fail anyway. Where can I get the rest of the series this pick came from?
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 21:04
Brian Szabelski
not going to happen.

Also, that's the worst pic of Sora Aoi I have seen that's not NSFW.
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 21:48
akathatoneguy
I'm not a fan of the airbrushed out nipples. It makes boobs look very creepy. No one wants a nipple-less boob!
JLondon78's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 21:59
JLondon78
Real or not, that chick has Frankenstein monster's forehead. It's not a 4-head. It's a definite 5-head. Pass?
JavTheGreat's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 23:58
JavTheGreat
Don't worry, no one here would ever have a shot at her :P
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 02:47
wanderingpixel
I doubt EA will be taken over. In todays economy no company would waste billions to buy just one studio.

P.S. She is very lovely
Vedicardi2's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 04:17
Vedicardi2
god that's way too hot

We need more articles with header images like this
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 04:36
The Amazing Shenazin
those black eyes....lifeless eyes....like a doll's eyes
Tenumberoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 06:50
Tenumberoneguy
No nipples WTF
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