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EA is ripe for a takeover? photo

Skepticism is pretty much the hat we need to don here, as we learn that some analyst believe that EA is perfect for a takeover. The number crunchers over at Cowen Research believe that thanks to the company's "underperforming" sales in the last quarter EA's devalued stock is about ready to get gobbled up. In fact they think that EA's management is not up to snuff at all.

"We believe that following serial earnings disappointments, Electronic Arts now deserves a lower valuation premium than the company has historically enjoyed. Since management first laid out its initial full year 2010 guidance and full year 2011 long-term guidance in February 2008, the company has failed to deliver on its earnings targets and has been forced to repeatedly revise down its guidance. Given this historical record, we do not think investors should place too much faith in management's current guidance," the report said.

Now I'm not analyst, but didn't EA take a bunch of major risks with new IPs that should pay them back down the road? And wasn't 2008 the year the economy crashed and almost every company failed to meet up to their standards (except Activsion, whore that they are)? I haven't read the whole report but it seems a bit like they looked at the numbers on the page and not the company itself. However, if their analysis is true then look for Disney or Warner Brotthers, both of whom already have their own game development companies, to be likely buyers. 


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eternalplayer2345's Avatar
eternalplayer2345 at 05/30/2009 15:02
she looks like a doll with that perfect skin.
Tnaden's Avatar
Tnaden at 05/30/2009 15:03
sauce?
kefkaesque's Avatar
kefkaesque at 05/30/2009 15:04
sauce?
RAB's Avatar
RAB at 05/30/2009 15:05
I think you should have a fucking seat.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 05/30/2009 15:07
Yeah, she looks fake. I call RealDoll.
Syn's Avatar
Syn at 05/30/2009 15:07
Cool! I was not expecting that much bewbawesome to rock my face. But now I have something to kill time for a minute.
craigbezzle's Avatar
craigbezzle at 05/30/2009 15:10
Gotta be a doll. If not, I'm gonna go to Japan and play Rapelay on that bitch.
Drewcifer000's Avatar
Drewcifer000 at 05/30/2009 15:11
Giant head. Lifeless eyes. It's too creepy to be erotic.

Oh, and EA getting taken over is bull.
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar
CRAZYAPE69 at 05/30/2009 15:12
Shes pretty creepy tbh, and im not being racist.
OriginalPolzin's Avatar
OriginalPolzin at 05/30/2009 15:15
TITS!

Wait... did i see something about EA?

eh... It was probably nothing.
EX35's Avatar
EX35 at 05/30/2009 15:18
EA being taken over...yea...I don't see that happening. IF it does happen...well...damn. That would suck balls.

EA has some good things going for them this year, like Brutal Legend for example. We'll see what happens, but I call BS on this take-over thing.
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Zantetsuken at 05/30/2009 15:22
I can't stand EA, mainly because of John Riccitiello. He was such a dick during the Spore furore and I never forgave him for it.

Oh, and this I suppose

http://www.gamepolitics.com/2009/05/29/nice-work-if-you-can-get-it-ea039s-riccitiello-moore-earn-big-bucks-bad-year
xdarkxwarriorx's Avatar
xdarkxwarriorx at 05/30/2009 15:23
the creepiness of that photo is inversely proportional to my plummeting respect for this website.
bluexy's Avatar
bluexy at 05/30/2009 15:29
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HORRIFYING!
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Snacks n Candy at 05/30/2009 15:30
Yeah, she has a creepy doll feel to her. You sure that's a real woman? Or is it just badly touched up? Her eyes are searing into my soul. D:

Don't care about the story.
JLanphear's Avatar
JLanphear at 05/30/2009 15:33
Everything about this story is a lie. Even the picture.
Kris S's Avatar
Kris S at 05/30/2009 15:35
@xdarkxwarriors - I aint got a clue what your mumping your gums about. Whats creepy about the picture? I don't think it's a doll and if it is, it is surely not as creepy as a cabbage patch kid. I happen to think it's real and she's hot, im probably wrong and a weird perv but hey-ho.
As for the article, they are just reporting what some analyst said. The fact that the analyst - much like all the rest of them - is talking through a hole in his ass is irrelevant aint it?
Solgrim's Avatar
Solgrim at 05/30/2009 15:41
That is not a doll. That is Sora Aoi. Porn star extraordinaire.
MowDownJoe's Avatar
MowDownJoe at 05/30/2009 15:43
Her skin looks too synthetic... and that face looks like it was molded...
Sad, too... could've been a *ahem* beautiful picture.
HiddenAHB's Avatar
HiddenAHB at 05/30/2009 15:44
That's true, in 2011 Square Enix is going to throw a army full of Cactuars at EA and takeover the entire place.

Pff, analysts...
MowDownJoe's Avatar
MowDownJoe at 05/30/2009 15:45
@John: Ahh... that explains the synthetic look.
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Xhumation at 05/30/2009 15:45
Doll or no doll I want to do things to her, things so dirty and perverted that If I were to write them here the entire internet would collapse.

Also, EA isn't changing or being taken over it's just too big.
Corak's Avatar
Corak at 05/30/2009 15:47
She looks good to me.
Cartman's Avatar
Cartman at 05/30/2009 16:18
What Corak said.
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The Unforgivable at 05/30/2009 16:19
SORA AOI!!!!!!!!!!!
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peachboy at 05/30/2009 16:24
i didn't think there would actually be that many comments about the picture.
and now i have inadvertently made a comment on it myself by commenting on the comments.
KHHAAAANNNNNNNNN

but i digress, analysts are almost always good for nothing. although, being a shameless dirty fanboy, i got kind of giddy at the "Apple wants to buy EA" rumour. but even that would mean thin ice for a lot of important games.
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Ballistic at 05/30/2009 16:32
Fuck you, Razak! You woke my boner up, and I just put it to sleep!
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Chronic Logic at 05/30/2009 16:33
Yea, I think she looks a doll once you look at her face hard enough. But about EA, how much money do they have in reserves? Cause I don't think they're about to be bought out if they have enough cash to correct the problem.
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whormongr at 05/30/2009 16:33
is it just me or does it look like she has weirdly proportioned hands- like someone is grabbing from behind
Catmur's Avatar
Catmur at 05/30/2009 16:34
Her forehead... its huge
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whormongr at 05/30/2009 16:34
oh also by the way relating to the story- EA would have had many bigger hits if not for DRM-
Monodi's Avatar
Monodi at 05/30/2009 16:35
SAying Ea is open for take over is like claiming McDonald's is in bankrupt.
Mr Jonson's Avatar
Mr Jonson at 05/30/2009 16:48
SHE'S GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!!1
sylphx's Avatar
sylphx at 05/30/2009 16:50
her name is blue sky? really? Well I guess she is a pornstar.... with gorgeous boobs and a big forehead
WarZombie's Avatar
WarZombie at 05/30/2009 16:54
EA isn't open for takeover. They only recently began to give a shit about the quality of their games, so I'm willing to bet that they still have a shitload of money.
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wutang4ever at 05/30/2009 17:08
her name is Sora Aoi. Pornstar, tv actress.
Eliza Gauger's Avatar
Eliza Gauger at 05/30/2009 17:11
"the creepiness of that photo is inversely proportional to my plummeting respect for this website."
absolutzero's Avatar
absolutzero at 05/30/2009 17:38
jimp
Guyver 0's Avatar
Guyver 0 at 05/30/2009 17:44
Jim is going to be pissed!
Chicken008's Avatar
Chicken008 at 05/30/2009 17:44
fap
Zantetsuken's Avatar
Zantetsuken at 05/30/2009 18:05
@Guyver 0
I was just thinking that.

Cue more naked men on the front page please Jim.
Snacks n Candy's Avatar
Snacks n Candy at 05/30/2009 18:05
Well hey, if he didn't want the header to steal the spotlight he shouldn't have made the image naked boobs. And very nice ones at that. Probably fake, but nice.
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Im OK at 05/30/2009 18:45
Why am I not in the least bit surprised that most of the ridiculous comments are about how unreal and not-hot that image is? It's like every single time someone posts a picture of a hot chick, a bunch of people for some reason feel the need to go out of their way to "prove" how they're above "normal" people by criticizing how ugly/fake/creepy the pic looks, rather than simply enjoying the view.

Oh, and something about EA that I don't really care about.
brainderailment's Avatar
brainderailment at 05/30/2009 18:53
Diffused lighting ftw.
aZZmodan's Avatar
aZZmodan at 05/30/2009 19:13
Fuck EA. Who cares? They are the fail anyway. Where can I get the rest of the series this pick came from?
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 05/30/2009 21:04
not going to happen.

Also, that's the worst pic of Sora Aoi I have seen that's not NSFW.
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akathatoneguy at 05/30/2009 21:48
I'm not a fan of the airbrushed out nipples. It makes boobs look very creepy. No one wants a nipple-less boob!
JLondon78's Avatar
JLondon78 at 05/30/2009 21:59
Real or not, that chick has Frankenstein monster's forehead. It's not a 4-head. It's a definite 5-head. Pass?
JavTheGreat's Avatar
JavTheGreat at 05/30/2009 23:58
Don't worry, no one here would ever have a shot at her :P
wanderingpixel's Avatar
wanderingpixel at 05/31/2009 02:47
I doubt EA will be taken over. In todays economy no company would waste billions to buy just one studio.

P.S. She is very lovely
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