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EA buys Battlefield13-20.com? Pfff, we own Battlefield69

6:30 PM on 05.08.2013  ·  Niero
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Next Gen is balls

BREAKING: DESTRUCTOID LEADS THE ARMS RACE IN STUPID MILITARY DOMAIN NAMES

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It appears that EA has registered www.Battlefield13.com through www.Battlefield20.com, speculating endless sequels. Not to be outdone, PC gaming site RockPaperShotgun secured www.Battlefield21.com, paying an exorbitant 25 euros.  It was previously surmised that no number was higher than 21, but through the use of M.A.T.H.S. our engineering team was able to lock down a sexy www.Battlefield69.com for under 8 bucks. It's all about domain name discount club, silly battlen00bs. *teabags your chassis* 

You see, in 'Murica it's all about thinking further ahead. Also, head.

 

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