I'm currently watching the Ubisoft E3 press conference, and ever since Mr Caffine showed up, it's turned into some sort of mind bending, nightmarish twilight zone. I'm not sure where I am or what I'm doing. That's why I can't way with 100% confidence that what I think I'm reading is accurate.
Still, it's my job to report. According to what my brain believes to be true about my external reality, the next game in Ubisoft's Kinect focused fitness series, Your Shape: Fitness Evolved 2012 is coming out in November 2011. I know that doesn't make any sense, but I'm not sure that anything does anymore.
Please Mr. Caffeine, don't hurt me again.