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All the major news other than Watchdogs looking OH MY HOLY GOD I DON'T WANT ANY OTHER GAMES GIVE ME THAT NOW
Guys, notice how there's not any mention anywhere of which platform Watch_Dog is developed for? ;) HMNMMMM.
Where's the stand-alone post for WATCH DOGS so I can gush all over it?! HOLY FUCK IT WAS SO GOOD. GAME OF THE SHOW!
@Strandi
I'm guessing that, since it was being demoed with a 360 controller, it was running on a PC. There were too many pretty wonderful DX11-y things going on for it to be current-gen.
I'm guessing that, since it was being demoed with a 360 controller, it was running on a PC. There were too many pretty wonderful DX11-y things going on for it to be current-gen.
So everyone has seen the Watchdogs gameplay, right? Well, remember that QR Code waiter that we hung around on for a few seconds? The dude's head is a rabbithole!
dotconnexion.com
I think Ubi have some sort of ARG planned.
dotconnexion.com
I think Ubi have some sort of ARG planned.
No Watch Dogs story yet, so I'll ust leave this here:
http://dotconnexion.ubi.com
It's the website for the art gallery shown in the gameplay demo (from scanning the waiter's QR Barcode head).
http://dotconnexion.ubi.com
It's the website for the art gallery shown in the gameplay demo (from scanning the waiter's QR Barcode head).
I'll forgive Ubisoft for the horror that was the beginning, the hosts and that silly (booooooooring) Shootmania. Their press conference was really good. Rayman, Watch_Dogs and Assassin's Creed looked amazing!
I thought Aisha was a great host, although that guy (Toby?) was a dick. Whenever he appeared, I muted the stream and started quoting Archer out loud to distract myself.
Rayman was unsurprisingly gorgeous. There was a disconcerting amount of Brit-bashing online during Assassin's Creed 3 but the game itself looks cool. Watch_Dogs is game of the show so far. Holy shit, that was stunning. That's definitely next gen, right? I vaguely recall something about Ubisoft wanting to save their big new IP for the next generation. God damn, that looked so good.
Rayman was unsurprisingly gorgeous. There was a disconcerting amount of Brit-bashing online during Assassin's Creed 3 but the game itself looks cool. Watch_Dogs is game of the show so far. Holy shit, that was stunning. That's definitely next gen, right? I vaguely recall something about Ubisoft wanting to save their big new IP for the next generation. God damn, that looked so good.
best conference so far... good games and I didn't even mind the hostess... she came across as an actual gamer and not a suit or a spokesmodel. She had the right touch of cynicism that I liked....
and Watchdogs was a nice reveal!
and Watchdogs was a nice reveal!
New IPs are always exciting, and I'm very happy they're making one. Ubisoft really saved today after Microsoft's and EA's lackluster conferences. Here's hoping Sony doesn't disappoint.
I never realized Aisha Tyler was that fucking annoying, first off.. Everything from her pretty uncalled for erection jokes (I'm not prude but they were just random and stupid), to just her voice was GRATING.
Then there was that asshole Toby or whatever.. Because we needed a hyperactive puppy for Tyler to play with and beat to death with words.. I didn't think they could have done worse then Mr. Caffeine till I saw this years show.. 2 really is "better" then 1.
Beyond them the show didn't wow me all that much.. AssCreed doesn't excite me, and even if it did we've been beaten to death with crap about the game for a month or 2 now. Still might be the first AssCreed that gets me to play it, cause of the setting, but this show didn't help much.. Plus.. Way to be stealthy just running up on guys like that, Conner.
Far Cry looks like a mess.. A good mess, I guess.. If any of the LSD flash backs end up making any sense.. Didn't quite like that it was the first thing we say, and the first thing in it was tits in our face -not because I don't like tits, but because undoubtably people were watching this from work... Poor taste not warning people Ubisoft.
Splinter Cell looks good, but it looked better this morning.
I could care less about Rayman except for the fact that they're obviously going to start raping his series with similar looking sequals every year while they bitch that they can't make new IPs this cycle.
Watch Dogs really stole it.. I had no flipping clue what was going on, but all of it looked REALLY cool.
And finally, what was up with Ubisoft taking a moment to reach down, grab their own dicks and start fellating themselves with all that "This game got this award" BS.. I get it, be happy.. But start the show with that bullcrap and move on, don't stop the flo (rida) in the middle just to shake your dicks in our faces you uncouth french bastards.
Then there was that asshole Toby or whatever.. Because we needed a hyperactive puppy for Tyler to play with and beat to death with words.. I didn't think they could have done worse then Mr. Caffeine till I saw this years show.. 2 really is "better" then 1.
Beyond them the show didn't wow me all that much.. AssCreed doesn't excite me, and even if it did we've been beaten to death with crap about the game for a month or 2 now. Still might be the first AssCreed that gets me to play it, cause of the setting, but this show didn't help much.. Plus.. Way to be stealthy just running up on guys like that, Conner.
Far Cry looks like a mess.. A good mess, I guess.. If any of the LSD flash backs end up making any sense.. Didn't quite like that it was the first thing we say, and the first thing in it was tits in our face -not because I don't like tits, but because undoubtably people were watching this from work... Poor taste not warning people Ubisoft.
Splinter Cell looks good, but it looked better this morning.
I could care less about Rayman except for the fact that they're obviously going to start raping his series with similar looking sequals every year while they bitch that they can't make new IPs this cycle.
Watch Dogs really stole it.. I had no flipping clue what was going on, but all of it looked REALLY cool.
And finally, what was up with Ubisoft taking a moment to reach down, grab their own dicks and start fellating themselves with all that "This game got this award" BS.. I get it, be happy.. But start the show with that bullcrap and move on, don't stop the flo (rida) in the middle just to shake your dicks in our faces you uncouth french bastards.
Ass Creed 3 looked pretty boring despite its setting to me.
Splinter Cell looked more or less like conviction so no thank you
Rayman looked beautiful
Far Cry looked interesting
Watch Dogs stole the fucking show.
Shootmania looked like a mistake...
Splinter Cell looked more or less like conviction so no thank you
Rayman looked beautiful
Far Cry looked interesting
Watch Dogs stole the fucking show.
Shootmania looked like a mistake...
Watch Dogs was impressive and if that comes out for the Wii U too (Dat alliteration) then I will %100 buy that console.
AC3 looked great. Rayman looked excellent. I liked their conference for what they showed more than the shit in between.
The hosts though. Geez they were awkward together. The chick made me want to reach through my TV and smack her. Tobuscus is usually pretty funny when scripted so I think they dropped the ball on him. It also sucks that they didn't let him say Stargate, Ubisoft, Sparkle at least once.
AC3 looked great. Rayman looked excellent. I liked their conference for what they showed more than the shit in between.
The hosts though. Geez they were awkward together. The chick made me want to reach through my TV and smack her. Tobuscus is usually pretty funny when scripted so I think they dropped the ball on him. It also sucks that they didn't let him say Stargate, Ubisoft, Sparkle at least once.
watchdogs looks like the future GTA i always wanted!!! shit came out of nowhere!! ugh now the 1-2 year wait for it to come out :(
Have they talked about platforms for Watch Dogs yet? There is no way it could run on 360/PS3, at least not at that detail level. PC footage now, final release for PC/PS4/720?
So Far Watch Dogs is the star of E3. Ubisoft broke the streak of mediocre press conferences. Let's see if Sony and Nintendo can keep the momentum going.
Watch Dogs looks like it could be a great new IP and will definitely be a day one for me if the rest of it is as good as that demo.
Even though the setting is interesting, Assassin's Creed 3 looked too much of the same, simple gameplay since the franchise has been beaten into the ground for me, sadly. Perhaps if the missions are more varied this time around I'll consider picking it up.
Farcry 3 looked like it could be really good
Rayman Legends looked gorgeous for the WiiU
Unsure about Avengers
Splinter Cell is too action-packed for me to consider it a Splinter Cell game. Wasn't a fan of Conviction.
Ubisoft had the best conference so far, despite that annoying male announcer...
Even though the setting is interesting, Assassin's Creed 3 looked too much of the same, simple gameplay since the franchise has been beaten into the ground for me, sadly. Perhaps if the missions are more varied this time around I'll consider picking it up.
Farcry 3 looked like it could be really good
Rayman Legends looked gorgeous for the WiiU
Unsure about Avengers
Splinter Cell is too action-packed for me to consider it a Splinter Cell game. Wasn't a fan of Conviction.
Ubisoft had the best conference so far, despite that annoying male announcer...
@BoomingEchoes
Has there been a single thing about E3 that you have liked? Every comment I've seen from you has been negative...
Has there been a single thing about E3 that you have liked? Every comment I've seen from you has been negative...
Another embarrassingly bad presser for Ubisoft, and I wouldn't have it any other way. It just isn't an E3 without Ubisoft paying some people to phone it in for them on stage.
I would do anything to climb Aisha Tyler in heels and swing from her branches for a little while.
I would do anything to climb Aisha Tyler in heels and swing from her branches for a little while.
Pretty good press conference, better than most... I try not to be cynical or too judgmental while I watch these press conferences; save that attitude for the bitter haters out there. Too bad for Toby, he's normally hilarious and very likeable in his YouTube videos. All in all, an above average press conference. Thanks for the recap, Chad. =)
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