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Still not as bad as the power supply that came with the original xbox.
Had to destroy have the country to fit in.
#FalStory
Had to destroy have the country to fit in.
#FalStory
Oh nooz!! Nintendo is DOOMEDZ!!!
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Do I see "3D Rental"??!! Does this mean that Nintendo is only renting 3D on 3DS? But that means... That means... My GOD O_O
That means the 3DS is just a DS!!
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Do I see "3D Rental"??!! Does this mean that Nintendo is only renting 3D on 3DS? But that means... That means... My GOD O_O
That means the 3DS is just a DS!!
garm juwrnalism at it's finest, I'm gonna take a wild guess and say japanese people poop too but that would need some more investigation
MEGATON!!!!!!!!!!!! KER-BLOSH!!!!!!
Tony Ponce and Holly Green just became the WoodWard and Bernstein of video game journalism.
Tony Ponce and Holly Green just became the WoodWard and Bernstein of video game journalism.
@skullskullskull
Actually, according to a website I researched as I was surfing the web when I was bored about a year ago, I found an article that, YES, Japanese people DO poop! However, they process the poop, and clean them, put them into an automotron of some sort, then sells it for a high profit. Apparently, it's healthier than lean beef or some shit, which is the cause for it's inflated price... I shit you not, and no, this is not a shitty pun... And so was that.
Actually, according to a website I researched as I was surfing the web when I was bored about a year ago, I found an article that, YES, Japanese people DO poop! However, they process the poop, and clean them, put them into an automotron of some sort, then sells it for a high profit. Apparently, it's healthier than lean beef or some shit, which is the cause for it's inflated price... I shit you not, and no, this is not a shitty pun... And so was that.
I don't buy it.
Consider this, if you were Nintendo, would you take the time to stamp your actual logo on to crates of electrical cords? Off course you wouldn't! And riddle me this: if those are indeed electrical cords, as that one clearly fake picture claims to show, and this is the Electronics Expowhy are they not in use?!
Clearly, this is just a decoy from Nintendo. There are no cords in those crates. But then, what is? Well, every puzzle has an answer.
The clue, my friends, is the word "fragile". Think about it, which Nintendo character is often associated with fragile things, and breaking them in particular? That's right, Link.
There can be only one conclusion: those crates, while cleverly disguised, in fact contain nothing less than actual full copies of the new Zelda game which will launch for Wii U, which through "rental technology" is now also capable of glasses-free 3D.
Consider this, if you were Nintendo, would you take the time to stamp your actual logo on to crates of electrical cords? Off course you wouldn't! And riddle me this: if those are indeed electrical cords, as that one clearly fake picture claims to show, and this is the Electronics Expowhy are they not in use?!
Clearly, this is just a decoy from Nintendo. There are no cords in those crates. But then, what is? Well, every puzzle has an answer.
The clue, my friends, is the word "fragile". Think about it, which Nintendo character is often associated with fragile things, and breaking them in particular? That's right, Link.
There can be only one conclusion: those crates, while cleverly disguised, in fact contain nothing less than actual full copies of the new Zelda game which will launch for Wii U, which through "rental technology" is now also capable of glasses-free 3D.
Seriously? Wooden crates? Are they really that cheap? Sony and MS use the hardcore steel that only mature hardcore packers use.
Confirmed: ponce and holly are smokers.
What brands? One of you probably smokes filthy marlboros, huh? You disgust me...
What brands? One of you probably smokes filthy marlboros, huh? You disgust me...
Reminds me of all the cables a Sega Genesis, CD and 32X needed just to get the thing running. To quote AVGN, it was like the Genesis was "on life support."
@NukaCola Haha yeah, they had all the wires running back and forth between them too, and all three power cords had those ridiculously bulky plugs so you needed 2 power strips just to plug them in.
237 extension cords, most of them stolen.
(Please don't let me the only person to get this reference.)
(Please don't let me the only person to get this reference.)
@tekbunny when I do smoke cigarettes, I smoke Camel Turkish Royale. But I wasn't out there to smoke a *cigarette*.
Note to Dtoid editors: Stop trying to be Jim. Jim makes this crap funny, the rest of you do not.
Tony Ponce confirmed for most useless Dtoid staff member, again.
Tony Ponce confirmed for most useless Dtoid staff member, again.
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