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Johnathan you dirty old pedopbile/ pervert stop toucbing the tender young bodies of the booth babes. God damnit Jim stop him. GET THE WORMS!!!
Little do they know Holmes arms are prosthetic and his hands are under his shirt, strategically placed of course.
Also, let's not make this about boobs. Holmes intentions were to treat these female booth people like bros. It's not the way I would go about fighting sexism in the realm of gaming, but I feel that Holmes has his heart in the right place.
A lot of those girls seemed rather..euhm..concerned I guess.
Maybe from basically having to physically protect their body from evil-doers for an entire week?
Maybe from basically having to physically protect their body from evil-doers for an entire week?
Maybe the next episode of Sup Holmes should have Jessica Nigri. They run into each other all the time.
I want some sort of Jonathan Holmes theme park or something. He's just way too fun. Also I think he's a genius for trying to equalize the sexes by chest bumping, but a few of them (or maybe all of them) probably though he was just trying to feel them up with his chest.
Holmes, you've just made my negative feelings of E3 go away with that video. Darn, you lovable rascal. :D
Also, I once chest bumped a girl and almost took her out of commission, which is why I don't chest bump girls anymore. I'm just a thin guy too! Maybe I'm just too enthusiastic with my bumpage.
Also, I once chest bumped a girl and almost took her out of commission, which is why I don't chest bump girls anymore. I'm just a thin guy too! Maybe I'm just too enthusiastic with my bumpage.
Fucking hilarious. Can't wait to chest bump you myself some day, while I wear my new SUNDAYS shirt :)
So good. I can understand some of the girls being a bit concerned when an alarmingly pleasant man approaches them and says he wants to bump their chests. But it's gotta be better than an awkward hover-hands hug, right? Then again, I don't have boobs. It might be quite painful to have them rammed against Holmes' rock-hard chest.
You can really tell the variety of personalities of the girls who get hired as booth babes in this video.
Some are a bit stuck up, some are fun loving, some will do anything for their job but not really into dealing with the fans, and some are afraid of popping and implant.
Some are a bit stuck up, some are fun loving, some will do anything for their job but not really into dealing with the fans, and some are afraid of popping and implant.
*...some will do anything for their job, but are not really into dealing with the fans, and some are afraid of popping an implant.*
Correction.
Correction.
@Flamingboar
He already did an episode with her, he just hasn't got permission to post it yet (or ever at this rate)
He already did an episode with her, he just hasn't got permission to post it yet (or ever at this rate)
Isn't this equivalent to jumping testis first into another person in terms of sensitivity?
There was always the back bump Holmes.
There was always the back bump Holmes.
@BrainWasherAttendent
Sorry about that. I hate to rob you of fun. Give me your Amazon wish list and I'll buy you a Garfield comic in order to make it up to you.
Sorry about that. I hate to rob you of fun. Give me your Amazon wish list and I'll buy you a Garfield comic in order to make it up to you.
... as a woman who doesn't wear a steel bra, all I could think through that whole video was "OUCH"! Not really sure if flying chest bumps was really the best idea here...
oh... and not sure if anyone will see this, but as a separate FYI, the iPad version of all the front page stories doesn't show comments for some reason (though comments still show on the c-blogs)
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