The first day of E3 is filled with anxiety. Every minute before those doors open feels like an hour. Unless you're a judge or working a booth all there really is to do is fight and bicker with your fellow men over free press room sandwiches, complain about the Wi-Fi, and try to sneak into places where you're not supposed to be. Here is a gallery that captures the aimless boredom of the limited access press attendee before the real fun begins. Check out Forza's Ferrarri, the masculine Ford Lounge, banners for Saints Row, and a sea of us dorks just dying to get this thing started.
Little kids are getting lucky here, apparently. Perhaps there may hope for some of the people I've smelled today.
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