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The above trailer for Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Someone Stole All of Our Punctuation Trials and Tribulations comes courtesy of Capcom's interblag, and even though it's a glorified Flash game you can almost hear all those would-be McBeals starving themselves in the hopes of landing on top of Harrison Ford's decrepit wang.

No, I don't know what that has to do with Phoenix Wright, but Indiana Jones is like three hundred years old! During sex he momentarily turns to dust before re-constituting himself as a bat and flying off into the night!

Seriously, it's gross. 


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ThePooms's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2007 03:52
ThePooms
Yay!! more virtual court!


no more having to wait for the next episode of 'Judge Joe Brown' for new cases!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2007 03:54
Justice
I still haven't played this series of games.
This must change.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2007 03:57
Mxyzptlk
@ Justice:

I finally picked up the first one recently, and love it. Highly recommended.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2007 04:16
ArrestedDeveloper
Was this one made for the DS originally or the advance? I enjoyed 1 but held off on buying 2 because I hear it is a basic port without added ds functionality like the last case of the first game. Skip 2 and buy 3?
Ritalin Twitch's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2007 04:17
Ritalin Twitch
This is one of those series of games both the girlfriend and I can agree on picking up. It makes it so much easier to get videogames into the house when I know she is going to play them!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2007 04:25
Justice
Made for advance AD.
Hopefully they'll add on some stuff like they did with the first because 1 was originally on advance but they beefed it up with extras.
PSIq0ut's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2007 04:35
PSIq0ut
This one is the last in the current series and is apparently the best (story wise). Ace Attorney 4 stars a new guy and only a few characters returnm
sinned's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2007 05:04
sinned
Can't wait! Loved the 1st one, the 2nd was just kinda fun.
xenon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2007 05:31
xenon
No additional touchy features on this chapter. Expect them in chapter 4 (already out in Japan, coming to the West some day).
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2007 05:58
Trevor McGee
Good to know Cyclops' goofy lawyer brother could make it into the game.
Papapishu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2007 06:54
Papapishu
Smoke has just started to pour out of my head Nex. I think the transition from lawyer videogames to Harrision Ford's petrified egyptian shlong entering a ethiopian woman was tantamount to shifting from fifth gear to reverse.

Grinding noises and smoke.

@Trevor McGee

Triclops had to do something to impress their parents, and how the fuck do you upstage "Leader of a group of superhero mutants"? Lawyer. That's how.

"Oh, your boy has an adamantium skeleton? Good for you! Mine's pulling down six figures."
Twosixteen's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2007 07:56
Twosixteen
Just got the original and I cannot recommend it enough. Good stuff! If this one is even half as good as the first I be sure to get it.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2007 09:31
bhive01
I've played through the first two. They were both very good games. To me they feel a lot like adventure titles, which I enjoyed immensely in the past. It's a shame they have taken so long to come across the ocean, as I would have bought this along time ago.
JonDarkwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2007 10:20
JonDarkwood
Did the second game have any extras?
Seifersythe's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2007 13:44
Seifersythe
That trailer was fucking epic.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2007 23:41
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
I wanna know why Wright was wearing a surgical mask.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2007 22:20
Dexter345
Here's to hoping this one's better than Justice for All. That one was really disappointing...
Lord_Satorious's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 00:07
Lord_Satorious
I'm near the end of the fourth case in the first game, I may buy the second game as well even though I heard it wasn't as good as the first. I hope this third installment is as good as the first has been so far, the game is so over-the-top dramatic that I just love it.
Ze Blaffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2007 21:41
Ze Blaffle
/me can't wait for this game

Seriously. The first two were beyond AUSUMWAFFLES, so what does that say about this game? =D
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