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E3 2007: Mass Effect trailer proves that mass can be converted to orgasms
2:59 AM on 07.11.2007, Nex 26 comments

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The above, just-dropped Mass Effect trailer is the first thing I've seen from the game that actually gets me excited about it. Up until now I've been referring to it as KoToR with 20% more click-click-bang-bang, but now that I've seen just how sexy all that clickin' and bangin' looks, I can't wait til the thing actually hits home consoles.

Speaking of bangin', am I the only one who can't get the image of duo-sapphic-faux-phallo heroin-fuelled sexin' out of my head whenever I hear Keith David's voice?

That dude totally creeps me out ... 


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XeroxMe at 07/11/2007 03:07
This game is my #1 priority. After KOTOR Bioware became one of my favorite studios, and Jade Empire was great too. Mass Effect is gonna be amazing.
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Mxyzptlk at 07/11/2007 03:09
Every time I hear Keith David speak I think of Requiem for a Dream. Labyrinth is kinda ruined for me now for related reasons.
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Mxyzptlk at 07/11/2007 03:12
Yet somehow, it manages to make The Rocketeer even more awesome...
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Topher Cantler at 07/11/2007 04:29
Ugly aliens never looked so pretty.
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shadowlike at 07/11/2007 07:10
I am very much looking forward to this game
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RJG at 07/11/2007 07:14
Is this coming to PC as well as 360?
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ozz at 07/11/2007 07:54
Keith David will forever be Goliath from "Gargoyles," which makes the duo-sapphic-faux-phallo heroin-fuelled sexin' from Requiem for a Dream that much creepier.
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Elrando at 07/11/2007 08:21
Holy crap.
DO WANT!
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BigPopaGamer at 07/11/2007 09:06
I don't know about this one. It looks like it has a lot more action and excitement than KoToR had, but then I wasn't a fan of KOTOR or Jade Empire. KOTOR felt too much like a Choose Your Own Adventure game for me. This game has a very similar look and feel to KoToR, just hope that it's more fun.
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Jim Sterling at 07/11/2007 09:51
I was never really drawn to this, from what I saw. The alien is win, though.
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Kaikara at 07/11/2007 10:04
Definetly my most anticipated 360 game (with Assasin's Creed slightly behind). Everything Bioware touches is gold (well we'll have to see about that Sonic game), and I just cannot wait for this (very likely) stellar RPG!!

Storyline sounds a bit cheesy but epic (sorta like the original Star Wars) and I'm sure we'll get a bunch of lovable characters ala previous BW games (who can forget Minsc or HK).

Graphics are top-notch as well, pity it's not on PC with DX10, but I'm sure it'll be ported ala Kotor and JE soon enough.
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908peruvian at 07/11/2007 11:01
WOW!!!

and yes Jennifer Connelly was so hot back then!

why?
does this game have
duo-sapphic-faux-phallo heroin-fuelled sex too?!!

DAMN !! this game is nice!!
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bayushi at 07/11/2007 12:51
Holy shit! That is the sex. I hope the game play is as good as the game looks. I just came ... thrice.
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prismra at 07/11/2007 15:32
Speaking of bangin', am I the only one who can't get the image of duo-sapphic-faux-phallo heroin-fuelled sexin' out of my head whenever I hear Keith David's voice?

"Ass to ass..."

Oh wait, yeah, Mass Effect is awesome.
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Dexter345 at 07/11/2007 16:18
Awesome, nobody told me this game would also include sexy makeouts. I'm getting it.
TheMayor's Avatar
TheMayor at 07/11/2007 16:31
Haven't been following this at all, but damn, this game looks sweeet
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Im OK at 07/11/2007 20:45
This at the #1 spot in my list of "Games to buy when I get a 360".
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KGETZ3 at 07/13/2007 05:21
Yea I can't wait for this game..gonna be f'n amazing!!!

KoToR was the ONLY game to drag me off of XBL back in the day, so I'm sure Mass Effect will repeat that!

Definately #1 on my list right now!
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