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The above, just-dropped Mass Effect trailer is the first thing I've seen from the game that actually gets me excited about it. Up until now I've been referring to it as KoToR with 20% more click-click-bang-bang, but now that I've seen just how sexy all that clickin' and bangin' looks, I can't wait til the thing actually hits home consoles.

Speaking of bangin', am I the only one who can't get the image of duo-sapphic-faux-phallo heroin-fuelled sexin' out of my head whenever I hear Keith David's voice?

That dude totally creeps me out ... 








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0bshaky's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2007 02:57
0bshaky
Great trailer!! Cant wait!!

WTF is 4am here! are you getting double pay?
Arugala9's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2007 03:03
Arugala9
Can't wait to play this fucking game.This is my number 1 right here.
XeroxMe's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2007 03:07
XeroxMe
This game is my #1 priority. After KOTOR Bioware became one of my favorite studios, and Jade Empire was great too. Mass Effect is gonna be amazing.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2007 03:09
Aaron Mxy Yost
Every time I hear Keith David speak I think of Requiem for a Dream. Labyrinth is kinda ruined for me now for related reasons.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2007 03:12
Aaron Mxy Yost
Yet somehow, it manages to make The Rocketeer even more awesome...
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2007 04:29
Topher Cantler
Ugly aliens never looked so pretty.
Jake Clarke's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2007 07:10
Jake Clarke
I am very much looking forward to this game
RJG's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2007 07:14
RJG
Is this coming to PC as well as 360?
ozz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2007 07:54
ozz
Keith David will forever be Goliath from "Gargoyles," which makes the duo-sapphic-faux-phallo heroin-fuelled sexin' from Requiem for a Dream that much creepier.
Elrando's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2007 08:21
Elrando
Holy crap.
DO WANT!
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2007 09:06
BigPopaGamer
I don't know about this one. It looks like it has a lot more action and excitement than KoToR had, but then I wasn't a fan of KOTOR or Jade Empire. KOTOR felt too much like a Choose Your Own Adventure game for me. This game has a very similar look and feel to KoToR, just hope that it's more fun.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2007 09:51
Jim Sterling
I was never really drawn to this, from what I saw. The alien is win, though.
Kaikara's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2007 10:04
Kaikara
Definetly my most anticipated 360 game (with Assasin's Creed slightly behind). Everything Bioware touches is gold (well we'll have to see about that Sonic game), and I just cannot wait for this (very likely) stellar RPG!!

Storyline sounds a bit cheesy but epic (sorta like the original Star Wars) and I'm sure we'll get a bunch of lovable characters ala previous BW games (who can forget Minsc or HK).

Graphics are top-notch as well, pity it's not on PC with DX10, but I'm sure it'll be ported ala Kotor and JE soon enough.
908peruvian's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2007 11:01
908peruvian
WOW!!!

and yes Jennifer Connelly was so hot back then!

why?
does this game have
duo-sapphic-faux-phallo heroin-fuelled sex too?!!

DAMN !! this game is nice!!
bayushi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2007 12:51
bayushi
Holy shit! That is the sex. I hope the game play is as good as the game looks. I just came ... thrice.
prismra's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2007 15:32
prismra
Speaking of bangin', am I the only one who can't get the image of duo-sapphic-faux-phallo heroin-fuelled sexin' out of my head whenever I hear Keith David's voice?

"Ass to ass..."

Oh wait, yeah, Mass Effect is awesome.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2007 16:18
Darren Nakamura
Awesome, nobody told me this game would also include sexy makeouts. I'm getting it.
TheMayor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2007 16:31
TheMayor
Haven't been following this at all, but damn, this game looks sweeet
KGETZ3's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2007 05:21
KGETZ3
Yea I can't wait for this game..gonna be f'n amazing!!!

KoToR was the ONLY game to drag me off of XBL back in the day, so I'm sure Mass Effect will repeat that!

Definately #1 on my list right now!
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