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Jamie Kennedy -- star of such cinematic blockbusters as Son of the Mask and Malibu's Most Wanted -- sucks as a person. After watching the above clip, the only thought that keeps me from drowning my sorrows in a crimson spray flowing freely from my slashed wrists is the idea that Mr. Kennedy realizes exactly how stupid mainstream America has become, and has made a career cleverly capitalizing on the joy all the fat Minnesotan housewives take from watching a caucasian person act in a stereotypically non-caucasian manner.

If he, in fact, has honed his craft into the abomination you just witnessed, I know a guy who sells Klonopin and plastic bags. Just gimme a call and we'll go into that sweet night together.


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Mekanikles's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 06:07
Mekanikles
God, he made me cringe the second he cracked his first "joke", couldn't bring myself to watch the whole thing... Is he high?
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 06:09
Tron Knotts
I feel bad for him in a way. He's just another nerd who nobody likes. But he also started off his "show" by dissing the entire audience for being gamers.

So, fuck him.
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 06:16
tehuberone
So I take it he partied with Destructoid the night before?

AWESOME!
Nyteshade's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 06:32
Nyteshade
NONONO!!! Do NOT blame THAT STUPIDITY on some weed.

He's a tried and true moron that can't speak live, a improvised joke is beyond him. He got ONE SLIGHT round of applause and it took him doing push-ups to get it.

I got myself as high as I could for this early, and that crap he's spewing still ain't funny... what an idiot, can I get a TV show yet?
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 06:41
brainderailment
He is the epitome of what gaming culture is against. Why should they give him pity laughs?
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 07:04
Trevor McGee
What a fucking idiot. It's no wonder he's starred in such shitty movies, no one else was dumb enough to take the roles. But, then again, Malibu's Most Wanted was based on a character he created, so that proves his stupidity entirely. Why was he even there? Did they really need his?
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 07:13
Jim Sterling
Was he on drugs?

That was more uncomfortable than an episode of The Office.
908peruvian's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 07:14
908peruvian
I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED HOW HE HAS A CAREER...
PAUL MOONEY IS FUNNIER THAN THIS GUY
ANY SECOND OF HIS LIFE...EVEN SLEEPING.

I SWEAR IF I EVER SEE THIS GUY IN THE STREET I WOULD
KNOCK HIS ASS OUT JUST CAUSE HE SUCKS SO BAD.
" LOOK AT ME, I'M A HIP HOP WHITE GUY,
AINT IT COOL WHEN I TALK ALL GANGSTA.."

WHATEVER...HE'S PROBABLY A DESTRUCTOID "FRIEND"
Aughndibi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 07:16
Aughndibi
Oh, he's done worse than that, and on another gaming-related venue, no less.

http://www.giantmag.com/2006/10/tv/i-killed-kennedy/
Check this out.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 07:17
GuitarAtomik
that was fucking painful.

Jaime Kennedy has never been funny and I'm always surprised every time he manages to get work. That guy's turn around of the Ozzy joke made it worth watching though.
Aughndibi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 07:18
Aughndibi
Jim, do you mean the US version of the Office or the original UK version? If you mean the UK version (especially in the second season), then I heartily agree. Less so with the US one, although it is still pretty awkward.
Rosseh's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 07:19
Rosseh
Euuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgrhhnargleargle is the noise my mind made.
That was terrible, so terrible, my mind has gone numb.
amalgamut00's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 07:42
amalgamut00
I hope they didn't pay him much
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 07:43
Professor Pew
Words escape me. This is truly a Fail of epic proportions. Good thing his 10 highest rated movies were decent enough: I can't remember him in any of them. Can't wait for him to be approached by Darth Boll.

"Trivia:
Author of the book 'Wannabe: A Hollywood Experiment' detailing his miserable early showbiz career before masquerading as his own agent brought him success.

The youngest of 6 children - 1 brother, 4 sisters"

Is his book still being written??? Youngest of a family with 4 older sisters though, I can see why his jokes are made of fail.

Also, if drugs or weed make comedians funnier, then explain to me why there are so few funny comedians here in .NL?
908peruvian's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 07:54
908peruvian
funny comedians on SNL right now??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 08:09
BigPopaGamer
Man, I can think of a few things I would rather be doing than watching Jamie Kennedy try to make gamers laugh.

Like drinking.
Ignignokt01's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 08:28
Ignignokt01
That was painful.

I'm gonna go cry now.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 08:41
Jim Sterling
Aughndibi: I haven't watched the US version, so I mean the UK one. Kennedy beats out Ricky Gervais for sheer cringeworthy attempts at making people like him.

Also, when he said "I see a lot of virgins out there" I'd have totally shouted "I see one on the stage."
908peruvian's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 09:22
908peruvian
@Aughndibi

WOW ! great article ! Thanks!!
3r0t1c n3rd's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 09:49
3r0t1c n3rd
Jamie who?
ohgr89's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 09:54
ohgr89
Tonight, Bill rolls in his grave. RIP. I would rather he raise from the dead and verbally shit on the audience. This shit is awful.
alexkorova's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 10:04
alexkorova
Rest in peace Bill Hicks!
SlavedHeart's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 10:18
SlavedHeart
Bill hicks would be the first to go into the sweet bliss of self induced mortus were he to see the state of things today. Though he'd also probably be in jail first for being the only American to ever accumulate over one million in smoking fines.
Zanch's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 10:18
Zanch
Oh god...I feel like someone dropped a deuce in my fucking ears!!!
Mister Disco's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 10:36
Mister Disco
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This is the funniest thing Jamie Kennedy ever did. And that's probably because he didn't write it.
Mister Disco's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 10:37
Mister Disco
Sorry for the above. Tried to embed and epic fail'd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN0LA8IzWAk (DO IT YOURSELF LINK)
TheMayor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 10:51
TheMayor
God damn, this is painful to watch
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 12:51
Sharpless
Dead-on, Jim. David Brent would've been less awkward than that.

Seriously, that was so unfunny and painful that it actually swung around and became funny again. The guy's done video game related stuff before - I've at least seen some stuff on (sorry) IGN with him involved - so I'm a little surprised he went for the now-cliche "you're all virgin nerds" jokes. He HAD to be hungover or stoned or depressed or lazy or something because, even for him, that was bad.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 13:31
RICHARD BLOCKER
LORD OF THE DOUCHEBAGS
bruceleethree's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 13:48
bruceleethree
LOL "ASK ME HOW IM FEELING ILL BE YOU GUYS" LOL
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 13:48
F Whipple
MY HEAD ASPLODE!!
monosylabik's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 16:07
monosylabik
my god...arizona bay cant come soon enough.
TheRob91's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 17:26
TheRob91
Holy crap, Bill Hicks is awesome.
TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 18:14
TheStripe
Sad. I want to see the G4 breakdown footage. Footage of a star (even a D or E-list star,) using homophobic slurs is sure to make him go away.
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 21:57
Vigor
NEVERSOFT!!! VIAGRA OMG THATS SO FUNNY!!!! THIS GUY IS A GENIUS!
Creamsnake's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 22:29
Creamsnake
It's weird really. This would even fail as meta-humor or anti-humor...

I didn't think that was possible.

Everything I know has just been turned to shit.
Aughndibi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2007 07:47
Aughndibi
@TheStripe

Well, here you go. It gets good near the end, but not anywhere near as entertaining as the backstage footage would have been. Oh well.

Jamie Kennedy being pathetic on Attack of the Show
Kar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2007 12:14
Kar
Yeah that was pretty awkward. Though it was worth it just to see him get owned by Locki near the end.
paddymcspud's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 19:06
paddymcspud
bill played mario and zelda games and has a sonic bit somewhere..
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