E3 2007: Dungeon Runners footage; what have I gotten myself into?

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i'm speechless.

I just thought of something while pissing out sumore beer.

An Action/Adventure/RPG game using the Guitar Hero peripheral where you can jam ass some riffs and MELT THE FACES of enemies with your cock rock jam. Win.

And guitar duels with the demons ala crossroads.(the one with the Karate Kid not with Fatty McSpears)

Is that an MMO?

Reminds me of WoW gameplay, but a little bit worse.

What, is use underage or something?

I don't get it.

:D

If that's the polished gameplay they want to show of, then I dare not ask to see their undeveloped and non-polished stuff... yikes that's bad!

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The key element of Dungeon Runners is that it's free. Unless of course you want to pony up the five bones per month for the premium account that gives you access to things that all other Diablo clones already give you (stackable potions, a bank and the ability to use superior quality items).

It's fairly satirical in design and occasionally funny, but unfortunately the video is pretty well demonstrating the quality of the gameplay itself. Alright if you're dead sick of Diablo itself and don't have anything better to play in the genre, but I'd avoid it otherwise.

Damn, this looks like... every other shitty MMO and RPG known to man with a hint of satire.

Pass.

things I've learned from this game:
[b]Mini Gun = Pizza Cutter
Mini Gun < Guitar[/b]