Behold,
Burnout Paradise! Developer Criterion is a company that continually does the unthinkable: it actually makes sequels... that are
good. *gasp* I know, right? We can all sit around and argue about how
Burnout 3 was or wasn't the pinnacle of the series, but since I am a white belt in Tae Kwon Do, I wouldn't advise it.
Of note, the crashes seem to have gotten far more realistic, while the airborne stunts have gone all Spielberg-like (meaning they're completely ridiculous and make no sense whatsoever). I doubt aliens will appear at the end of the game and waste thirty minutes of your frickin' life for no reason at all, but with Spielberg you never can know. You never can know...
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7:43 PM on 07.10.2007
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seriously though, if they can put half of that coolness into the online portion, sign me up (at least for two years until EA pulls the plug on the servers in anticipation of whatever game they want you to buy next).
I mean, they're asking us to buy the 5th game in a row that has the same basic layout and structure.
And I'm guessing they still don't have any licensed cars?
I'll have to wait and see, the achievements on the 360 version of Revenge were a waste of time and punishingly hard.
I kid ofcourse...
I'm afraid I'm a jaded gamer, I haven't played or seen one game which truly looks or feels like a "next generation" of anything. Developers have been cutting and pasting it since around the early 90's.
Will still buy this though.
Why do people re-buy the same game every year?
there was just a sex crime
ON MY FACE
HAYOOOOO!
those accidents are f'n amazing
Consider my face raped...
<And please stop thinking about rape and my avitar in the sane activity...>
typos 4 teh winn
/Takes ball
//Goes home
O wait, its a car!
NOT RIGHT NOW YOU DONT
DO A BARREL ROLL!
This is from the same company who recently claimed they were boring it's customers to death. I for one shall drink to that.
Haha...Steven Spielberg.
Traffic checking? Well since it was my first Burnout you can probably guess how I feel about that. KILL TEH CARS.