9:00 PM on 06.14.2010 |
Niero
Want to know which E3 gallery was our most popular last year? Take a wild guess. The disparity in fact was so great that one editor suggested we just forget about video games and just turn Dtoid into a porn site. The logic is sound, but then that would be another thing our day jobs would ruin for us eternally. I have to draw the line somewhere.
That said, Destructoid proudly presents a gallery of every woman in Los Angeles whose boyfriend's screenplay hasn't been picked up yet, and the 3% minority who might actually work in the business. Preposterous! When Destructoid takes over E3 we promise to have only overweight hairy men in thongs that are extremely knowledgeable about the games they are presenting. In fact, we will force the actual game developers into child-sized neon green thongs and invite you to sit on their laps. Hands-on!
Until then, here are the breasts your favorite video game companies have rented ... and some robot guy.
[Thanks to Jay Eckert for rocking Mr. Destructoid all week. Photos by: Hollie Bennett and Not Armando]
LAUNCH GALLERY (80 IMAGES)
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... and overweight hairy men in thongs would quickly become a internet sensation! Do these people not understand marketing???
(I hope someone gets that)
ZOMBIES!
Didn't someone else do that, too once?
I want booth puppies personally. Puppies kick ass.
Also, puppies.
Ahhh to be a teenager again.
(No, I'm not a girl, but holy crap, that cap is epic.)
Hey skribble, try not to sound like such a douche when you comment. I'm 28 amd I have a full-on erection.
This has been a Doomsday Forte For Great Justice and the Betterment of Humankind For Maximal Profit Statement(TM).
I just don't find girls dressed up in skimpy clothing to appease nerds very titillating these days.
lol titillating
I don't think I ever did, to be honest. I've always wondered if I'm alone. The concept seems so popular. :/
But I shouldn't be saying that as I've got my lot in life and I'm very satisfied with it.
Still, no harm in seeing a bunch of women dressed as Cammy and Chun-Li to appease the eyes.
FACE DANCE!
THE BOOBS!
And one VERY convincing trap.
Product differentiation, people!
BTW getting to take pics with hot girls was pure win, too bad you cant flirt with them when your hidden under a helmet ;)
hmm.
Special mention: Pale skinned, black-haired, studded belt & cowboy boots-sportin' beauty out front an APB-branded racing vehicle.