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When the guy said a"gay", I lost control of my laughter.....and just.......A ha ha ha ha!!! He said a"gay"!!
I was trying to keep myself from laughing out loud as if I was actually at that press conference. I failed several times.
Who disturbs my japanese David Bowie?
David Bowie? This is bad banter...
What is this, I don't even...
WWOOOOWWWWW, indeed. Dang...
David Bowie? This is bad banter...
What is this, I don't even...
WWOOOOWWWWW, indeed. Dang...
It's come to my attention that the conference is *still* on an infinite loop, so watch the full thing here if you want to (YOU WANT TO!).
http://mfile.akamai.com/73487/live/reflector:49700.asx
http://mfile.akamai.com/73487/live/reflector:49700.asx
Why in the fuck would they put the teleprompter allllllll the way to the right of these douchebags. That was gold.
lol this guy Tak Fuji is comedy gold!!! XDDDDD ONE MILLION TROOPS. This guy is such a character. Yes Konami you never cease to fail me. I can't stop laughing he's so great. Naoki is so hard to understand I love it. I need Dance masters because I'm a huge sucker of dance games that can be like Para para, Ouendan, and Happy dance collection in one.
I LOVE NAOKI as he made a lot of bemani songs, I lols at him for his mispronunciation of Konami so much love for him.
I LOVE NAOKI as he made a lot of bemani songs, I lols at him for his mispronunciation of Konami so much love for him.
"If you just continue to press the same button, like X,X,X, and Y,Y,Y, and X,X, and Y,Y,Y again, you will be sucked."
Sucked by whom, Tak?
Sucked by whom, Tak?
what...the hell did i just watch? Will i die if i don't show this to another innocent within 24 hrs?
These guys were great. But I HIGHLY recommend watching Russel Simmons' speech that ran at the beginning of the show. It's essentially the James Cameron speech from last year's E3 with a hip-hop edge.
So THIS is why so many English-speaking Japanese developers still use translators!!! Thank god I am not a journalist because I would have been escorted out of there, the laughter would be so loud. And all this time I was wondering why Konami's conference wasn't televised.
There is an interesting Marxist subtext revealed when transcribing is turned on: "the innocent victims of the only people that and thanking the efficient like that the banks and does it" followed by "we are always trying to incorporate the Cuban revolution." I'm sure all this ties back to some conspiracy about "the aids virus" and the "people not coming to dinner enough yesterday." Fascinating.
"off you press the xxx and the yyy you will be sucked"
did I hear that right?
This guy is my new deity, he's made a game that gives out blowjobs.
GOTY!
did I hear that right?
This guy is my new deity, he's made a game that gives out blowjobs.
GOTY!
"Sloth love DANCE-A-MASTER!"
Sloth was the only thing that came to mind during the 2nd part of that video.
Sloth was the only thing that came to mind during the 2nd part of that video.
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