I literally just woke up.
Last night, I slept with my computer in my bed, periodically waking to see if a video had properly uploaded via the hotel's unreliable WiFi, then returning to sleep. Some videos uploaded properly, but quite a few didn't. Now, I've got a flight to catch, so I don't have time to try to upload more stuff, or watch these videos again to see what happens in them, or do much of anything really.
It's post or die time.
What I can tell you for sure is that Hollie and I played some stuff on the 3DS, that Nintendo chains blond women to their new hand-held, and that the cat-on-a-pogo-stick 3DS tech demo was better than Wii Party. Other than that, I'm useless to you at the moment. First video stands above, next two are found after the jump.
Hope you enjoy them!