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E3 09: Who the f*ck is Milo? photo

Peter Molyneux is like gold to bloggers. He always manages to present something that is ludicrously cool in concept. Execution, well, that's often another story...

At Microsoft's E3 press conference, Peter brought the pain once more when he introduced the world to Milo, a little boy who lives inside your TV. Milo can be interacted with in a number of ways using the new NATAL input device MS introduced today. In addition to recognizing gestures by the player, he also acknowledges speech and can even divine emotions from the inflections of a human voice. 

My mind is officially blown. In the liveblog, Nick and Dale referred to it as "Seaman on crack," and that's as appropriate a description as I can come up with. Milo will be shown to people in closed-door sessions during E3 and we're going to make damn sure we get an opportunity to see what he's made of.








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Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:18
Diverse
"Milo, show me your penis."
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:20
Justice
As I commented in the liveblog. Pedos are going to have a field day with this. Though it didn't look very cool, even though it seems kinda pointless because I'd rather socialise with real people. Great tech demo though. Though though though though though.
protoknuckles's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:20
protoknuckles
It would be cool if you could teach him things.....like teach him to fight.....like a 360 pokemon. :D
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:21
SnakeDude4Life
Milo gets to play MG: Rising.

Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:21
Tubatic
Milo will be the best sidekick ever, if Lionhead makes an actual game around this kid.
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:23
tsunamikitsune
MICROSOFT TRAPPED THAT LITTLE BOY'S SOUL IN THE XBOX WITH THEIR WITCHCRAFT

PETER MOLYNEUX MUST BE BURNED AT THE STEAK
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:26
michiyoyoshiku
Pedo SIM!
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:27
Diverse
Burn him at the steak.

Slique's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:28
Slique
I'm calling it right now: Microsoft is Skynet.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:29
Los255
"PETER MOLYNEUX MUST BE BURNED AT THE [b]STEAK[b]"

LMFAO!!!

I need to see more of this and how you can (if at all) change the story with different dialogue.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:31
Chronic Logic
That is fucking scary. I can imagine turning on my tv and watching the football game, when suddenly the tv starts flickering and Milo shows up. BRICKS SHALL BE SHAT!!!
aivan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:31
aivan
Friend: "How well have they programmed it?"
Friend: "What if I start jerking off? What's the kid gonna do?"
Me: "Open his mouth in anticipation."

Honestly though, this is like the "Hey You, Pikachu!" of the future.
Shadowstew's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:31
Shadowstew
Milo needs to play with another Milo. Either that, or have him play with the eyetoy to make a true multiplatform game.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:36
pedrovay2003
Yeah. I don't find this interesting at all. Well, I find the tech interesting, but I don't see myself caring about this particular thing in the future.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:37
covah
The Dtoid live blog summed it up perfectly

Skynet

Skynet is coming. We are fucked.

But before we're fucked, I'm just going to piss off Milo and make fun of him. Thats when they'll take over.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:41
Holyetheline
I will be very mean to him and laugh at his reactions.
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:42
SnakeDude4Life
I knew PETER MOLYNEUX! would have something to do with the End Of The World....

manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:43
manasteel88
if I wanted to play with creepy kids I'd wait til Halloween.

That aside the programming behind this seems foward thinking, but I'd rather them start small with a dog (since Peter loves dogs) or some other simpler form of life and perfect the responses before trying to mimic people. Imagine Peter Molyneux's version of Nintendogs. Ok that might be scarier than Milo.
stevephoenix's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:45
stevephoenix
please swear at him and tell me what it does, this is the one thing i ask?

say you fucked his mum if your feeling a bit tasty.
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:49
Primo
LOL @ these comments
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:55
GohanGVO
Tell him that you are his father. Then say "kidding! no ones loves you."

Proceed to walk away afterward.
Vimto's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:55
Vimto
Im sure this is for pedophiles to fiddle with virtual kiddies its fantastic.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:56
Darren Nakamura
Needs more Otis.
Kohlstream's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 15:58
Kohlstream
theres a band called Yourcodenameis:Milo. Now its all starting to make sense....
Gatsby's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 16:31
Gatsby
So this is how Judgment Day starts...
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 16:38
HiddenAHB
Great! Now you don't have to abuse your child anymore! You can abuse this virtual boy that had his soul trapped in the TV by dark satanic magic!
Enjoy!
gamadaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 16:41
gamadaya
Why not something a little less ridiculously gay? Who wants to "interact" with a little boy? Sounds gay as fuck. Why not just another Seaman? Actually, that sounds a lot gayer.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 16:58
ikiryou
Hm, it's more like 'Lion head'.
The7thLevel's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 17:22
The7thLevel
Yeah because Seaman did SO MUCH to propel the Dreamcast above the PS2.

I don't see how anyone can already proclaim Microsoft the winner off the strength of a multiplatform spin off (MGS) Two Halo games (one that looks shitty, the other not coming till over a year from now) a racing game, and Microsoft's desparate attempt to catch a few more scraps from Nintendo's table. Come on. If you're going to take motion control this far, what's the incentive to pay whatever this will cost to throw water balloons at a virtual wall when you can just... you know... throw water balloons at a wall? I think it's a cool concept insofar as menu navigation, but as far as being a viable format for game control, I think it'll be glitchy at best.

And didn't Sony have a similar patent made public a while back that used some new peripheral along with the PS3 Eye?
nickthehat's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 17:29
nickthehat
Yeah, I can see it now, "rape-sims activists unite!"
Adrock's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 21:20
Adrock
The NATAL tech looks damn amazing. Personally I can't wait to see what developer's do with it. I want an adventure game like Myst but with interactive characters and puzzles. Awesome.
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 22:43
Holiday
See, as amazing as the technology and creativity behind something behind NATAL and the Milo demo was the fact is you are still pitching it to a bunch of monkeys who want nothing but violence, sex and more violence. So we actual might have an interactive AI that is morally and intellectually superior than the human interacting with it.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 01:01
Aziel13
milo back flip
good milo
Bodb's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 06:33
Bodb
I'm hardly the first to think of this, but let's see how long it takes before someone writes a child molestation mod.
Captain Quincy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 08:15
Captain Quincy
The way I would like to see this implemented is a mix of the camera and controller. So you would use the controller like normal to move your character and then use the camera to interact with NPC's within the game.
Katya's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2011 09:43
Katya
Best regards, Katya, CEO of dvd rom burner, iscsi initiator reconnecting
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