Yes, it's Sonic the Hedgehog and he's in a car. We're not going to question it, or indeed, anything that Sonic has been doing for the past ten years. We've frankly given up trying to work it out. As you can see from one of our hot exclusive videos, however, it seems he's sought at least some small form of comfort in his shameful twilight years.
It's Sonic & Sega All Stars Racing, and we have screens. It was playable on the E3 showfloor, but frankly I was too busy jizzing all up in Bayonetta's grill to play it. It will probably be an alright game though, if the surprisingly solidity of Superstars Tennis was anything to go by.
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