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E3 09: Sonic & Sega All Stars Racing screens confirm cars photo

Yes, it's Sonic the Hedgehog and he's in a car. We're not going to question it, or indeed, anything that Sonic has been doing for the past ten years. We've frankly given up trying to work it out. As you can see from one of our hot exclusive videos, however, it seems he's sought at least some small form of comfort in his shameful twilight years.

It's Sonic & Sega All Stars Racing, and we have screens. It was playable on the E3 showfloor, but frankly I was too busy jizzing all up in Bayonetta's grill to play it. It will probably be an alright game though, if the surprisingly solidity of Superstars Tennis was anything to go by. 

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PwnanObrien's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 18:11
PwnanObrien
Is it possible for a fictional character to feel dead inside?
KingofHearts's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 18:36
KingofHearts
@pawnobrien yes that why you shouldn't be surprised if sonic is found dead in his garage sitting in his running car with the widow cracked open we all saw the signs but nobody did anything.
Boatz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 19:30
Boatz
Question: Why would Sonic need a car? Isn't he, like, fucking quick?
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 19:44
DF
@Boatz: Hey, even superfast hedgehogs get lazy every once in a while. Or maybe he was stuffed into a car to make it fair on everyone else.

Though honestly, I'd have a crappy cardboard cutout of a car to wear, and totally Flintstone it. =P
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 21:15
MatCD
Sonic is not an All Star, so they had to put his name in the title in order to include him in the game.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 22:01
Artemus
@Sterling
I gave this SEGA racer a short bit of my precious E3 time, while waiting for some friends to return from the bathroom. Although I did enjoy the few minutes with the game, it seemed to be nothing more than a Mario Kart clone. Now that isn't a bad thing. The game played fairly well and the graphics were nice. Lots of cool touches, like the robot fish from Sonic 1 jumping out of the water and so on.
It's just that most Mario Kart clones fail to be more than just Mario Kart clones. Guess we'll have to wait and see if this game can buck the trend.
Also, Jim - The DTOID party Monday night was one damn good time, sir. Very nice talking to you. Hope you enjoyed that Rum and Coke, man! If you remember...
Marioland's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2009 09:00
Marioland
Sigh... I just hope they include the Tails Doll as a playable character
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2009 13:47
Chronic Logic
Sonic has arthritis and therefore can't run anymore. Sonic is DEAD.
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