Is it possible for a fictional character to feel dead inside?

@pawnobrien yes that why you shouldn't be surprised if sonic is found dead in his garage sitting in his running car with the widow cracked open we all saw the signs but nobody did anything.

Question: Why would Sonic need a car? Isn't he, like, fucking quick?

@Boatz: Hey, even superfast hedgehogs get lazy every once in a while. Or maybe he was stuffed into a car to make it fair on everyone else.

Though honestly, I'd have a crappy cardboard cutout of a car to wear, and totally Flintstone it. =P

Sonic is not an All Star, so they had to put his name in the title in order to include him in the game.

@Sterling
I gave this SEGA racer a short bit of my precious E3 time, while waiting for some friends to return from the bathroom. Although I did enjoy the few minutes with the game, it seemed to be nothing more than a Mario Kart clone. Now that isn't a bad thing. The game played fairly well and the graphics were nice. Lots of cool touches, like the robot fish from Sonic 1 jumping out of the water and so on.
It's just that most Mario Kart clones fail to be more than just Mario Kart clones. Guess we'll have to wait and see if this game can buck the trend.
Also, Jim - The DTOID party Monday night was one damn good time, sir. Very nice talking to you. Hope you enjoyed that Rum and Coke, man! If you remember...

Sigh... I just hope they include the Tails Doll as a playable character

Sonic has arthritis and therefore can't run anymore. Sonic is DEAD.