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Last year, we saw only a slightly cheesy trailer, but this year's E3 Sony press conference brought with it a full demo of God of War III, which we naturally captured in video form for your viewing pleasure.

I would like to draw your attention to God of War III's most dynamic and impressive feature: Saggy Harpy Tits. As you can see, the Saggy Harpy Tits, or SHT as we like to call them, are realistically rendered with some impressive textures and some fantastic nipple mapping. I would like to see a greater use of physics for the SHT, as they seem a bit too static, but Sony has plenty of time to add in some believable swaying mechanics for the perfect Saggy Harpy Tit experience. 

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Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 19:31
Mushman
God, that screen is huge, I think Sony at least wins the biggest screen at E3 award.

Also, I want this game really badly, at least it's coming out in less than a year, I suppose. :(
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 19:49
Diverse
Kratos castrated a centaur.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 19:50
Chronic Logic
God, what the hell did he do to that centaur?!
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 19:51
DaedHead8
Despite the fact that I have yet to beat Chains of Olympus or even purchase God of War II, I am very excited by that trailer.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 19:52
Syn
He disemboweled it. Those were it's intestines that were flopping around.
SP420's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 19:53
SP420
Wow, easily the most brutal graphic fights ever seen in a game. Kinda a shame to see them executed with QTEs though.
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 19:57
Blasto
HOLY FUCKING FUCK!!! HE GUTTED THAT CENTAUR THING LIKE A FUCKING FISH!!!

AND THEN...AND THEN...HE RIPPED THAT OTHER THING'S HORN OFF AND STABBED IT RIGHT IN IT'S FUCKING FACE!!! OMFG!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!1!

Yes, this game looks quite to my liking. I may have to purchase it I believe.

...also, Titan :O
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 20:07
ThunderHeartXI
Kratos stabbing the chimera in the eye with its horn made this game a day one purchase for me.
Togail's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 20:10
Togail
I literally felt a surge of glee at the ultraviolence. This is porn for my eyes.
RiotMonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 20:15
RiotMonster
Im gonna go ahead and say Awesome intro, Destructoid.. XD

Everyone already said what I thought about GOW:III.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 20:16
Los255
@DaedHead8

Beat both a couple of weeks before 3 comes out so you can keep the momentum going.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 20:17
brainderailment
Those are last gen harpy tits, come on sony, once again you fail to impress.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 20:19
Black Nexus
well .....,,that hurt.
FistfulOAwesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 20:44
FistfulOAwesome
I don't feel like spending another 10 hours pressing square, square, triangle.

I think Sony Santa Monica missed the point of "more of the same". See, when people say they want more of the same they mean they want more of the same feeling. They don't literally mean they want you to repackage the game you already made with a few new enemies and sell it again for 50$.

Don't give me any shit about that Square, Square, Triangle bit. A good beat-em-up gives you a lot of attacks and a reason to use them. God of War couldn't get past the first one. The gameplay quickly became repetitive (did any of you honestly use the extra weapons? What about the magic? Basically Poseider/Army of Hades for the first game and Kronos/Atlas for the second.).

The story isn't much to speak off either. The first games story is fantastic. It's a revenge story done right with a tragic protagonist (just because he isn't nice doesn't make it any less tragic) and a badass villain.

The second (and it looks like) third game couldn't come up with an honest reason for Kratos to be angry other than... Um, actually they couldn't come up with a reason. He was just bored and decided to rage against the people until Zeus stopped him. He got pissed at Zeus for stopping his tantrum so he socked causality in the stomack until he won (if by winning you mean Zeus got away anyway and Kratos accidentally killed his only ally).

Seriously, if they weren't going to advance the gameplay or story then they should have left well enough alone. The first game ended perfectly with Kratos as the new God of War. At the least the sequels should have starred a new spartan trying to do something (what do I look like, a writer? Look at that shit up there. That's terrible writing) and having him meet the gods along the way (admit it. If the sequels starred a new guy and you got to the point where you met Kratos and he gave you a kickass power or weapon (Blades of Chaos) you would have personally acid-washed your pants).

Oh, well. I'll always remember the first one as a brilliantly different game (even if my strategy worked there too) and Sony "promised" that this would be the last one to feature Kratos.

P.S. Seriously, doesn't that video look like a youtube playthrough of God of War II?
mrplow8's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 20:48
mrplow8
I wanted to see what he would have done to that giant fire golem. My money was on him ripping it's scrotum off and shoving it so far up its ass that it would choke on it.
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 20:53
grafkhun
Those SHT's are very dissapointing, God of War 3 to get 2.5's max.
absolutzero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 21:28
absolutzero
Regardless of whether or not this is a lackluster continuation of a tired storyline, if here is no variety in gameplay, if it literally IS 'more of the same,' it looks like it offers a lot of mindless, mythical ultraviolence and I'm all about that :)
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 22:13
BS3 Owner
Where the hell is EternalDeathSlayer...

I like the style direction with the enemies.

I agree with he above poster about fish guts.
(( That was the ONE solitary promise SONY made that i made sure was kept. Now it's a day one purchase!!! ))

If you were watching Adam & Kevin... They wet their pants like children as soon as the demo was in the both.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 22:55
Dexter345
I was surprised to see that Sony didn't just make SHT the focus of that video. What's with all these other, non-SHT'd monsters to kill?
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2009 23:57
pascuz46
What a gorgeous game. This is my second fav VG series of all time. So my anticipation for this game is very very high!
mrandydixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2009 00:03
mrandydixon
I might get gutted like that centaur for saying this, but I never really "got" these games. I mean, I LOVE the gratuitous violence and the dramatic scenery and bosses, but the gameplay itself... it's just so goddamn repetitive.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2009 02:02
mistic
the centaur thing is fucking brilliant :-)

day one buy for me :-)

I just love playing those games, they're not too hard and look absolutely amazing to 'innocent' bystanders :-) Plus they're just brutal fun :-)
Togail's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2009 02:24
Togail
Fistful: Kratos stuck the horn of a Chimera in it's own face. Your argument is invalid XD
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2009 03:15
Aziel13
fucking cock teases
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2009 04:54
liam2015
Holy fuck, that is so sexy.

Helios is an asshole.
ChaosTeaCup's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2009 08:36
ChaosTeaCup
Meh...


Kidding. It looks pretty awesome.

Though I have to say, the running animations of the bad guys is attrocious.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2009 08:49
nebones
This could almost be a system seller for me.
FistfulOAwesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2009 09:42
FistfulOAwesome
@Togail: You're got me there. KRATOS did stick the chimera's horn into its face. I'm pretty sure what the PLAYER did was hit square square triangle a couple times then go through a quick-time event.

If I want to see flashy action I can pop in a movie like 300 or Shoot-Em-Up. If I actually want to perform it I can play Devil May Cry.
Togail's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2009 12:41
Togail
Fistful: Granted, you can assuredly do that. I will be picking this up because I have never minded QTEs, I actually like them. It's not the same as tearing ass on an enemy yourself, but it's still just as satisfying to watch, at least for me. I can also appreciate that Kratos does much less talking and much more killing. Dante got stale about four games ago.
xHaneyx's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 19:29
xHaneyx
not 2 ruin it 4 ppl who hasnt seen the extended 1 on x-play on the G4 channel but theres more! my fav parts n the extended version is wen he rips out the cyclopes eyeball! and rips off the gods head from the demo! and wat a great way 2 leave us hanging just b4 krato beats the titan! so makes me wunna buy this thats it im getting a ps3 now! (and i thought wii was all that....... pretty much the only good game is madworld on the wii nintendo u let me down on the gaming side who cares about family fun play wen u can locked up n ur room 4 hrs playing an addicting game!)
sprldr's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2009 06:28
sprldr
People who think this is going to be "more of the same" clearly haven't been following the game for very long. Hint: INTERACTIVE TITAN-RIDING LEVELS!
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