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E3 09: God of War III demo is the tits


7:25 PM on 06.02.2009



Last year, we saw only a slightly cheesy trailer, but this year's E3 Sony press conference brought with it a full demo of God of War III, which we naturally captured in video form for your viewing pleasure.

I would like to draw your attention to God of War III's most dynamic and impressive feature: Saggy Harpy Tits. As you can see, the Saggy Harpy Tits, or SHT as we like to call them, are realistically rendered with some impressive textures and some fantastic nipple mapping. I would like to see a greater use of physics for the SHT, as they seem a bit too static, but Sony has plenty of time to add in some believable swaying mechanics for the perfect Saggy Harpy Tit experience. 

The video's just up there, so feel free to hit play.






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