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E3 09: Dynasty Warriors Chibis acquired! photo

Just before E3, I threw a temper tantrum concerning the lack of Dynasty Warriors Chibis in my life, and threatened to punch someone at the Koei booth and then take everything. Since my punching threats tend to come true, Koei took me seriously. Way seriously.

As you can see, I now have in my clammy hands the first volume of Dynasty Warriors Chibis, and they are absolutely amazing. Easily the best swag I've ever had. Looking at them, I'm thinking that a Dynasty Warriors game should actually be based on these things. I really want to take control of a big-headed, atrophied little Zhang He of cuteness. It would be the greatest game ever developed. 

So, this E3 was a rousing success.  Maybe next year I can swindle Koei out of Volume 2!

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Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:12
Jon B
I want to write something like "KAWAIII ^______^", but my manliness prevents me from doing so.

As such I will merely state that they look cool. And kawaii. And all that.
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:22
HiddenAHB
Now you can have your own personal army of hack n' slashers Jim.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:24
Artemus
Jim, you must be in heaven with these Chibi DW in your clammy hands!
Score! Chibis rock!
Cyber Altair's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:24
Cyber Altair
Do they include a feature that button mashs the controller for you?
Exquisitor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:32
Exquisitor
Ha, it's as if the camera is so disinterested in the figures that it'd rather focus on the advertisements for pizza.
Zantetsuken's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:43
Zantetsuken
I love the grin on Dian Wei
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:44
Justice
Lego Dynasty Warriors?
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:46
Maurice Tan
Wow you got them all as swag? Epic haul!!!
Gryzor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 16:02
Gryzor
A cuter Dynasty Warriors, eh? I believe it was called Mystic Heroes. :)
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 16:10
Jim Sterling
"A cuter Dynasty Warriors, eh? I believe it was called Mystic Heroes. :)"

Let me add I'd like a cuter Dynasty Warriors that isn't rubbish. :-)
Phoenix Gamma's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 16:16
Phoenix Gamma
That'd be an adorably violent game, filled with lots of adorable, faceless soldiers being slaughtered. They would almost look like children, meaning we're that much closer to to a child slaughtering game.

Also, I noticed your DS Lite is still trapped in the header image.
Tim Sheehy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 16:42
Tim Sheehy
I'm jealous.
Gryzor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 16:48
Gryzor
"Let me add I'd like a cuter Dynasty Warriors that isn't rubbish"

Yeah, it's certainly no Samurai Warriors...so fair enough. Can't get too picky with your Koei games, though.
flaming burrito's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 16:52
flaming burrito
Awesome. But I think you need to invest in a better camera, Jim.
WormFOODx's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 17:04
WormFOODx
Seriously tho, can someone send me a message or something on how I can get my hands on some of these? Way cool in my book.
Villanx1's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 17:22
Villanx1
I would have these already if it wasn't for their $60 price tag.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 17:55
Naim Master
Jim totally sold out to give 10 for the next Warriors game for those things ...
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 21:51
Brian Szabelski
Jim, stop stepping into my territory. You know figures go on Tomopop. :p j/k
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 23:07
Xhumation
I wish that my threats of punching people would work as well as yours Jim.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/08/2009 00:42
Chronic Logic
And Dynasty Warriors toys gets crossed off on Jim's To Do List.
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/08/2009 12:01
Pangloss
And so it was, that Jim Sterling devolved into a squeeing fangirl. Beware, Jim. It's a short step from getting Chibis as swag and shelling out half your paycheck for a lovingly detailed two-foot statue of Lu Bu.
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