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I went to E3 to learn about videogames, and I did, but by the end of the show, I had also learned a whole hell of a lot about women.

While hoofing it around the show floor, it seemed to me like there were actually more women at E3 than there were videogames. Now that I think about it, most games in attendance at the show had two, three, or even four "promotional models" apiece. Even Nintendo's booth was brimming with part-time model-looking ladies. They were slightly more classy and family-flavored than the other "professional spokeswomen" at the show, but they were all most definitely "booth babes."

This video doesn't even cover a fraction of the women I met at E3 (God, that sounds terrible). If you're curious about what we didn't get on camera, this video by my new friend Storm Dain does a lot to pick up the slack. He managed to meet the modestly dressed Ninja Gaiden 2 Sigma babes, the so-real-it's-creepy Bayonetta babe, and the 3rd hardest working babe in videogame journalism, Jessica Chobot.

Ugh, all this use of the word "babe" is making me feel dirty. Just hit the jump and watch the video so I can go wash my hands. 

[Update: Got some complaints about not enough pics in the gallery, so I added a few more. Also, due to popular demand, here's Jessica Hall (the KoF XII girl) in her underwear.)

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zoemgs2's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 13:03
zoemgs2
you look so sad in that picture. haha.
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 13:04
linuxguy
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Photoshop possibilities: endless.
Kris S's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 13:05
Kris S
Lol, I think he looks scared
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 13:05
eternalplayer2345
Holmes booth babe mode activate
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 13:07
linuxguy
BBcode Fail

Photoshop possibilities: endless.
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 13:09
linuxguy
that's it, last try.
CocoJambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 13:10
CocoJambo
What a man! I wish I was a booth babe so I could touch you.
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 13:14
Fusiontr
I love you
KoKoO Psy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 13:18
KoKoO Psy
HI-FIVES ALL AROUND!
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 13:21
Arttemis
Haha, great stuff! Your videos are the best!
Face's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 13:25
Face
Awesomely awkward.
GLORNS's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 13:37
GLORNS
I must say those booth babes took so much of my attention away from the games, but it was SO WORTH IT OMG! GAH! Also, these vids are off the hook!
Soulwax's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 13:40
Soulwax
I seriously thought you were going to smack the asses of the 3 girls you ran behind.
Secret Cow's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 13:41
Secret Cow
You make an excellent booth babe. Did you gain any of their powers when you put on the wig?
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 13:55
ZekeThePlumber


Damn girl, you so fine.
t0pc0w's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 13:57
t0pc0w
Hilarious, keep em coming Holmes.
Jaren Face's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 13:58
Jaren Face
The King of Fighters lady was my favourite.

Quality videos Jon! Very entertaining :D
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 13:58
Monodi
You god-awful fucking pimp.
dip's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 14:10
dip
Haha, I love these.
Grimspoon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 14:34
Grimspoon
Another glorious victory for Jonathan Holmes!
CommanderPoopypants's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 14:39
CommanderPoopypants
I usually don't flirt with women who are PAID to stand in front of shit and act nice. It makes sense that women who are PAID will be nice to you. It's not like they want to touch you, it's just that they're paid to act like they want to lmao.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 14:45
Chronic Logic
Where's all the booth hunks?
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 15:05
Los255
More like BONERFIDE booth babes amirite?

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Johnathan Holmes' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Holmes FTW!
snotrocket's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 15:25
snotrocket
I love you Mr. Holmes
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 15:32
Naim Master
Wait , a booth babe that actually knows how to play a game ? (the KOF one)
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 15:34
bluexy
Holmes, you are the coolest of the cool.
RawwrBag's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 15:51
RawwrBag
Hahaha, awesome.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 15:53
Samit Sarkar
Oh god...I lost it when you put on the wig. Amazing.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 15:59
Corak
The blonde playing the fighting game was hawt.
grasslunatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 17:04
grasslunatic
These videos are the best thing to come out of E3.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 17:34
Jonathan Holmes
Thanks guys! Almost ready to post the next video, which is by far the worst one yet. Actually, I hate it. I don't want to post it. Yet, I will, because I feel like I have to.

Oh, and the KoF girl works for Playboy radio. Her name is Jessica Hall, and she was super funny and nice. Look her up and give her attention.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 18:01
Artemus
Loving it! Thanks! Just post the next one! Please. =)
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 18:20
garison
Um ... hilarious?
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 22:30
F Whipple
You da man Holmes!
DanMazkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 22:56
DanMazkin
This time next year..... i will be swimming in a sea of scantily-clad semi-pretentious booth babes.
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 23:12
Gyrael
YEAH.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 23:22
DaedHead8
This. Video. Is. MY FAVORITE!
mrplow8's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 23:26
mrplow8
I want to sex Samantha.
Starman Deluxe's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 23:28
Starman Deluxe
Funniest video I've seen all week. Awesome!
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2009 00:45
vexed alex
I fucking love you now, Holmes. I do.
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2009 00:45
Professor Pew
Hahaha, so amazing!!!
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2009 00:54
ajaxender
God damn. Gotta get to E3 sometime.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2009 01:08
Mr Wrighty 987
ha ha ha, i fucking love Jon Holmes
googoogaagaa's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2009 02:05
googoogaagaa
poor girls dont get paid enough
benjaxez's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2009 02:43
benjaxez
haha he also really does look like the heavy haha
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2009 04:12
A New Challenger
WRECKING CREW!
The Young Scot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2009 07:03
The Young Scot
amazing
Wintersocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2009 10:35
Wintersocks
So much win

Boothbabes + Jon Holmes = Mind BLown
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