In what may have been the quietest surprise of this morning's press conference, Nintendo announced a brand new game in the incredibly underrated Golden Sun series for the Nintendo DS. As I was sitting there, I think I got an erection. Now, is it inappropriate to say the word "erection" on a front page post? Probably. But I got one, so I feel it is only fair to share this news with you.
Check out the gallery from some gorgeous screens and the above first trailer of the game in motion.
From the screens and trailer, it looks like Golden Sun DS could be a remake of the original, but those details are still unknown at this time. Either way, it's nice to see this amazing role-playing game come to the Nintendo DS. What do you think? Are you excited about this surprising news?
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It wasn't pretty.
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