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E3 09: Bayonetta screens make me happy in my pants
If you've been reading our E3 coverage this week, you'll have probably picked up on a recurring point with me -- Bayonetta is the sexiest videogame experience I have ever had, and I can't stop fawning over it like a lovesick puppy. Everything about this game, from the insane Torture Attacks to the way in which Bayonetta swings her hips when she walks, is fantastic. These screens unfortunately don't do the game justice. You really need to see the thing in hi-def motion to really appreciate how it looks. Still, these late screenshots will have to suffice for now. Now that I've gotten a taste of Bayonetta, it's going to be a frantic, frustrating wait until I can get this baby in my arms again. I really like Bayonetta. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Imagine the sex you could have with a witch that requires to use her hair to strip. Hang from the ceiling? Create a soft bed? Turn her hair into a giant hairy likeness of Miley Cyrus or Hilary Duff?
I hope she doesn't have dandruff though... /Evolution the movie I've seen absolutely nothing unlikeable about this game so far. The final retail release could just be a series of screenshots and I wouldn't feel cheated. Hounds, guillotines, and now giant feet? This is really making Devil May Cry look like child's play. 6:30 PM on 06.19.2013 Read Ashley Davis' Valkyrie on ShiftyLook today!Former Destructoid editor and doodler of all things cute, Ashley Davis, has done many wonderful things in her years as a freelance artist. From her animated GameTrailers series, Once Upon a Pixel, to her contributions to vari...
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