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E3 09: Bayonetta screens make me happy in my pants photo

If you've been reading our E3 coverage this week, you'll have probably picked up on a recurring point with me -- Bayonetta is the sexiest videogame experience I have ever had, and I can't stop fawning over it like a lovesick puppy. Everything about this game, from the insane Torture Attacks to the way in which Bayonetta swings her hips when she walks, is fantastic.

These screens unfortunately don't do the game justice. You really need to see the thing in hi-def motion to really appreciate how it looks. Still, these late screenshots will have to suffice for now. Now that I've gotten a taste of Bayonetta, it's going to be a frantic, frustrating wait until I can get this baby in my arms again. 

I really like Bayonetta.

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RiotMonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 17:30
RiotMonster
Uh, fuck yes.
I didn't even read anything.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 17:34
bleep
Do want NOW
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 17:36
Necro BABS
i didnt bother reading i was captivated by the big fucking foot
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 17:45
HiddenAHB
Raping the anus of an angel with a giant boot made of hair WHILE getting naked? Yes, oh fuck yes.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 17:45
Maurice Tan
Imagine the sex you could have with a witch that requires to use her hair to strip. Hang from the ceiling? Create a soft bed? Turn her hair into a giant hairy likeness of Miley Cyrus or Hilary Duff?

I hope she doesn't have dandruff though... /Evolution the movie
AceFlibble's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 18:03
AceFlibble
I've seen absolutely nothing unlikeable about this game so far. The final retail release could just be a series of screenshots and I wouldn't feel cheated.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 18:08
Black Nexus
SOLD.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 18:21
Arttemis
Sex will be made at this game.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 19:13
Jack Maverick
Hounds, guillotines, and now giant feet? This is really making Devil May Cry look like child's play.
VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 21:02
VGFreak1225
Absolutely awesome/potentially hilarious. Man, I want this game.
Zero_armada's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 23:21
Zero_armada
"Your time has come and so have I..."
Marioland's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2009 09:02
Marioland
Wow talk about sexual tension...
Nuvalari's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2009 11:22
Nuvalari
lawl if I didnt have a foot fetish before I certainly do now.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2009 11:28
John B
Time travel. Future. Buy game. NOW!!!!!
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2009 13:47
Chronic Logic
Hair power!
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