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E3 09: Bayonetta screens make me happy in my pants


5:13 PM on 06.05.2009
E3 09: Bayonetta screens make me happy in my pants photo



If you've been reading our E3 coverage this week, you'll have probably picked up on a recurring point with me -- Bayonetta is the sexiest videogame experience I have ever had, and I can't stop fawning over it like a lovesick puppy. Everything about this game, from the insane Torture Attacks to the way in which Bayonetta swings her hips when she walks, is fantastic.

These screens unfortunately don't do the game justice. You really need to see the thing in hi-def motion to really appreciate how it looks. Still, these late screenshots will have to suffice for now. Now that I've gotten a taste of Bayonetta, it's going to be a frantic, frustrating wait until I can get this baby in my arms again. 

I really like Bayonetta.

E3 09: Bayonetta screens make me happy in my pants photo
E3 09: Bayonetta screens make me happy in my pants photo
E3 09: Bayonetta screens make me happy in my pants photo
E3 09: Bayonetta screens make me happy in my pants photo
E3 09: Bayonetta screens make me happy in my pants photo
E3 09: Bayonetta screens make me happy in my pants photo
E3 09: Bayonetta screens make me happy in my pants photo
E3 09: Bayonetta screens make me happy in my pants photo





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