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E3 09: An illustrated summary of E3 2009, by Burch n' Davis photo

E3 is come and gone -- but for some, the emotions still remain.

Elation at new announcements and technology. Anticipation for upcoming games. Nostalgia for friends made, and breakfast burritos eaten.

Ashley Davis and myself had too many scattered E3 thoughts to put into mere words, so we (and by "we", I mean "she") also decided to illustrate those moments most exciting and unusual from our trip. We hope you enjoy them, or that you feel free to punch yourself in the balls if you do not.

Well, I hope that, anyway. Davis probably doesn't.

Either way, feel free to hit the jump for some scattered, scribbly memories of our E3 experience.

Anthony: We're back from E3, and I'm inputting all the games I found interesting into my google calendar.

Shit's packed.

Ashley: I don't know how we're going to afford all this stuff. Are you for sure buying all these?

Anthony: I fucking hope not. I'll probably rent Bayonetta, The Conduit, and most of the other crap. I'm only for-sure buying Scribblenauts, Arkham, and Ghostbusters.

And Wii Sports Resort.

Ashley: This E3 was really quite good, as you can probably tell.

Anthony: And Brutal Legend.

Ashley: Really really quite good.

Anthony: And this was your first.

Ashley: Yeah. I was very surpised. After witnessing the goings-on last year from home, I did not expect the sudden bounce back. I am bad about keeping up with news, so there were a lot of things new to me that I am now completetly enamored by, in addition to the few games I was already looking forward to.

Anthony: Yeah. I went last year, and though I enjoyed myself (mostly because it was my first E3 and I had no basis for comparison), it didn't feel like what people described to me as "the true E3." When Microsoft announced Project Natal that first day, I thought -- "Well, with that one announcement, E3 2009 is now more interesting than everything that happened in E3 2008."

As ludicrously creepy as Natal is.

Ashley: I don't think there could have been many better announcements made than what we got this year. Within reason, of course.

Anthony: "Microsoft will deliver a Felicia Day to every customer who experienced a red-ring failure"

Ashley: Unfortunately, we're only catching up with a lot of the news now. Things were too nuts at the show to keep up.

We actually saw her going into the convention.

Anthony: We did. And that was, like, six hours after I told you that it was a good thing that she'd probably left the convention, because if I met her we'd run away together.

And then we saw her, and I didn't run away with her.

Disappointing bullshit.

Ashley: You were more enamored with the breakfast we had about ten minutes afterward.

Was Felicia Day your biggest disappointment at E3?

Anthony: When I saw Reggie standing next to the Tony Hawk: Ride booth, Jim wasn't around to take a huge bite out of his meaty exterior.

That was my biggest disappointment. Felicia Day was probably number two on that list.

Or, that I saw Badger from Firefly (Mark Sheppard) and wanted to take a picture with him, and -- for the only time during the entire conference -- you had borrowed it and were across the convention center taking shots of the Into the Pixel exhibits.

Ashley: And I ended up not even needing those pictures! Hahah.

Anthony: Laugh while you can still breathe.

Ashley: Though it's not really funny, cause I would have liked that picture too.

Anthony: We still got a picture of you next to the actual Ecto-1 used in Ghostbusters 1: Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good.

Ashley: At the time, we didn't know it was the original car. The next day, they put the sign out revealing it as such. We had thought it was just a very well done replica beforehand. We subsequently freaked out.

Anthony: Especially because it was blaring the Ghostbusters theme nonstop for the entire day.

We also met Carlos Ferro, the guy who played Dom from Gears of War, at a party.

Ashley: He was pretty cool. We kept bumping into each other many times after that.

Anthony: Oh, and we went back to Scribblenauts on the last day.

Ashley: Determined to put the word bank to the test!

We went back to the whale level to try to pull him back into the water. First, we typed "helicopter", but before we could connect the rope to it, the whale raised its head and destroyed it because we dragged it to close to him, and I assume he was pretty angry to be in his situation.

Anthony: Then he destroyed a space shuttle, a plane, and a rocket. Scribblenauts has this unfortunate thing where if you touch your item more than once -- like, if you try to place it somewhere but then decide you might want to place it somewhere else before activating it -- it automatically activates it the second time. So I kept trying to move it away from the whale, but the shuttle/plane/whatever would just plummet to the ground and the whale would kick its ass.

Ashley: And we were playing a sort of challenge mode, where you can't use the same word twice. So we had to keep coming up with new flying machines. But it inadvertently helped us with our test. After going through several other types of flying machines, we finally got a blimp to carry the whale to the water.

Anthony: And then we saw some other dude play this round where you had to get past shark-infested waters.

And I thought, "Alright. He could create spears to kill the sharks, or just put them in cages, or maybe blow them up."

He typed in, "TV."

Dropped it in the water.

Electrocuted the fucking sharks.

Ashley: The game is brilliant. I think it's probably my best of show.

Anthony: The dude then typed the word "SUB," and the game asked him: do you mean a sandwich, or a submarine?

This is the single greatest choice I have ever been presented with in a videogame.

Ashley: Oh, and we also got to go to a great party put on by the guys behind The Misadventures of P.B. Winterbottom.

Anthony: They were incredibly cool, especially given the fact that the last article I wrote about them started with the words, "Fuck Matt Korba."

Ashley: I can sympathise with you now, because after discussing their work with them, I want to make a game of my own.

Anthony: They could run through a crowded room slapping people willy-nilly, and everyone they touched would probably leave with the desire to make a game.

It's some sort of superpower of theirs.

I'm going to use that to segue into my longtime love affair with Arkham Asylum.

I played that game no less than three separate times while on the show floor: first to try the Joker levels, next to try the Batman silent predator challenge room, and finally to actually beat the silent predator challenge room.

In my GDC preview I expressed a lot of worry that the stealth would be too easy and effectively optional, that you could just go through the entire game mindlessly pummelling people.

I was really, really pleased to see that wasn't the case. Batman dies after about a second and a half of sustained gunfire.

But I still felt kinda powerful and cool, picking off the goons one by one.

It's weird -- this year, I saw three different games (Arkham, Aliens vs Predator, and Splinter Cell Conviction) that are doing some really, really interesting stuff with stealth where you aren't just a completely weak sneaky mcsneakerson, but a relatively strong character in your own right who just happens to use stealth to your advantage.

Ashley: As a person that normally doesn't like what stealth games do, even I found all of this to be an interesting turnabout for the genre. Watching Anthony play through the Arkham Asylum stealth mission actually made me excited about the changes to come to stealth missions.

Anthony: Yeah, really. Up until now, the best mixture of stealth and action I'd seen came from MGS4, and I was really happy to see that those three games I mentioned seem to match or surpass MGS4 in that regard.

Ashley: The best thing about this E3 was finally getting to meet both my co-workers at Destructoid, and all of the community members who were there as well. I was a bit shy around everyone, but I was very comfortable around them at the same time.

I am thankful for the opportunity Niero gave me to be able to attend this event, and to be there alongside such a great group of people. It was good times.

I can't express these things enough.

Anthony: It's interesting, meeting people you've known online in person.

There's this slight moment of awkwardness that almost instantly gives way to familiarity, and it becomes an extension of whatever relationship you had with them online.

Literally the first thing Brad Nicholson said to me was, "You're a TWIG, man. JESUS."

And the rest of the time I made fun of his pecs.

It all worked out.

Ashley: It was like being a part of a live action merger of all of Destructoid's podcast. There were lots of "AAAMAAAAZINGGGG"s and groans whenever Samit talked about sports games.

Anthony: That's probably the best summary of meeting the Dtoid staff I could have heard.

Ashley: We saw a lot of things this year at E3, and now that I think about it, none of it was bad.

Anthony: Some of it was pretty stupid, but even the stupid stuff was interesting in its own way.

Ashley: All in all, I'd say it marks a good year for gaming. Would you agree with that?

Anthony: Jez.

Ashley: Well, that settles that, then.

Anthony: You wanna keep doing back-and-forth previews like this for subsequent events?

Maybe video versions.

Ashley: Most definitely. It's fun and the format allowed us to cover a lot more games.

Anthony: Take that, People Who Didn't Like the Format.

Ashley: Hopefully, we'll see you again come the next big event that needs to be doubleteamed by Burch 'n Davis.

Anthony: Draw a picture of us pulling an Eiffel Tower on the LA Convention Center.

Ashley: No.


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Sukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 14:04
Sukes
amazing, I feel like I was their with you. :P
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 14:12
Jon B
This article is excellent. I love seeing a story of E3 from a real-world perpective, it really makes me want to go next year.

Oh, and I love the drawings by the way.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 14:16
Dexter345
Damn, the picture Anthony suggested would have been perfect.

By the way, you guys have convinced me that I NEED Scribblenauts. I was skeptical about it when I heard their idea, but it really seems like they have nailed it.
JoZo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 14:16
JoZo
Adorable drawings Ashly lol...
Breakfast burritos are awesome :D
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 14:20
Dead Movie Star
Awesome.
BlackSymbiote's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 14:21
BlackSymbiote
Love the drawings! So fun!
JoZo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 14:26
JoZo
woops mispelled name... Ashley*
Davram's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 14:29
Davram
I seriously loved this article...and I hate all things.
Doomsday Forte's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 14:34
Doomsday Forte
Why do you have only two fingers and a thumb on your hands? Are you Ninja Turtles in disguise?! :O

Man, I really want Scribblenauts now. The TV bit totally sold me. XD A part of me really wishes I could go to these events. Damn my location/lack of funding.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 14:40
Monodi
I want some E3s too!
Destructoid Staff's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 14:46
Destructoid Staff
@Dexter: Okay, okay..

mrplow8's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 14:53
mrplow8
Am I the only one who feels like practically everything that was shown at E3 is something I've played before? There are so many God of War clones coming out that by the time I actually get to play God of War III I'll already be sick of it.
Villanx1's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 14:53
Villanx1
Was there any news as to a release date for P.B. Winterbottom?
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 14:58
Artemus
"I was a bit shy around everyone,..."
That was a cute, honest statement, Ashley. I almost felt the same way. It was a rather crazy, surreal feeling bumping into several of you guys at the event. It felt like talking to an old friend, only one you'd never met before. If that makes any sense! =)
This was probably one of the most fun reads on the epic event that is E3! Thanks!



Next DTOID shirt?! It should be. Something about that image just screams awesome!
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:09
sleepingagain
@ Artemus

we do need some stylish Ashley dtoid shirt
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:18
Technophile
I was kinda bothered because Rev and Ashley were two people I was reaaaally looking forward to meeting. I got to say hello and shake Rev's hand for like..a minute and I never met Ashley. :(

These articles are amazing, this one especially.
Ashley Davis's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:25
Ashley Davis
@Technophile: Will you be at PAX this year? If so, we will have another chance! I'm bummed I didn't get to meet you either. :\
PrinnyMedic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:28
PrinnyMedic
Dear God...
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:30
Technophile
@Ashley

Yup. I'll be at PAX.
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:30
HiddenAHB
I live in Brazil so is kinda impossible i meet you guys in person, but i'm having a shitload of fun doing it online.
Also, great article.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:40
falinter
Hahaha that Eiffel tower picture is awesome sauce. Good job guys.
Vedicardi2's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:43
Vedicardi2
adorable -3-
Ashley Davis's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:43
Ashley Davis
@Villanx1: Unfortunately, they told us that they won't be able to give any news on that until September.
BulletMagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:46
BulletMagnet
Hee hee, the black inky vortex where my heart should be is set a-flutter by these pics. Thanks for the post!
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:53
Electro Lemon


I would pay 20 bucks for a shirt with this and "sneak sneak sneak" on it. I absolutely love it.
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:54
SWE3tMadness
The drawings were definitely the best part (loved the sneaky Batman one). I hope you guys do reviews and articles like this more often, the back-and-forth banter format was really fun to read. :D
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 15:57
mikeyed
ME WANT BATMAN!!!
Visc's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 16:00
Visc
This is an absolutely amazing post.

@electro - seconded.

sneaksneaksneak.
J03yyz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 16:06
J03yyz
cuuuuuuuuuteeeeeeee
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 16:14
eternalplayer2345
Sounds amazing, I hope I get that awkward then loving familiarity thing going on at PAX. I also love the drawings as always. Plus I NEED sribblenauts now, I thought it was just a drawn to life ripoff but jeex thats sounds amazing.
Zodiac Eclipse's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 16:27
Zodiac Eclipse
Super cute article guys, glad you had fun.
Automation's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 16:29
Automation
ADOWABUL
Xaren's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 16:50
Xaren
Oh... I just wanted to say that I really enjoyed the format you used for you preview and this recap, fun to read and really interesting to see two different people talking about one thing. Keep up!
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 17:10
naia-the-gamer
Super duper cute :D
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 17:46
Niero
I'm going to call cute overload on you guys.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 17:56
Naim Master
Damn you Anthony , now my balls hurt so hard ...
XIX Wolf's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 17:58
XIX Wolf
For the Scribblenauts Shark Scenario, I wonder what would have happened writing "Mega Octupus"?
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 18:38
tazarthayoot
I'm going to call "why the fuck do you wear a scarf in the middle of summer."
Ashley Davis's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 18:52
Ashley Davis
@tazarthayoot: It was actually kind of cold in LA! Now, why do I wear them in the summer when I'm back home in Arizona? Who knows.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 19:54
Samit Sarkar
SPORTSSSSSSSSSSSS
Reginald's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 20:09
Reginald
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. so cute.
protoknuckles's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 20:24
protoknuckles
This format was really interesting. I got a lot of entertainment and a lot of inormation. /thumbsup
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 21:26
Eschatos
Terrible E3. Nothing good from Valve.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 21:27
NihonTiger90
Cuteness overload confirmed.
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 22:20
gatorsax2010
"He typed in, "TV."

Dropped it in the water.

Electrocuted the fucking sharks. "

Every day, I hear something new about this game that makes me want it more. I think I'm going to explode.

Also, I loved this format! Keep doing it for other conventions, definitely :)
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 23:12
Tubatic
@Gatorsax

I was seriously about to quote the same thing!

Game of the freaking year. Polls are closed!
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/08/2009 00:39
Chronic Logic
Loved the Burch n' Davis articles.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/08/2009 02:58
vexed alex
My word. That Batman is adorable.
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/08/2009 04:32
Stella Wong
I love the illustrations that wen with the wonderful summary!
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/08/2009 11:13
mid3vol
that taco looks delicious! ;p
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