Those of you read my big E3 to-do list have been asking whether or not I have been able to fulfill the objectives I set for myself. I failed to conquer Nicole Wiebe. I failed to become the crowned king of E3 for making an Aliens vs. Predator joke, and I failed to hit someone in the face for being involved with Velvet Assassin.
... Wait, scratch that last one off the list.
Above is a photograph of me punching Southpeak's Aubrey right in her astonished face for sending me that rotten game. She deserves every vengeful knuckle, and hopefully the whole of E3 now knows what happens if you send me a rubbish game. This happens.
Journalism has been done.
Jim Sterling serves as reviews editor for Destructoid.com, head of the Podtoid podcast, and produces a number of news stories, original features, one-of-a-kind videos. With his passionate argumentative style, controversial opinions, harsh delivery, and dedication to brutal honesty Sterling is a name that you can't help but recognize.
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7:27 PM on 06.04.2009
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Sorry to hear about Nicole Wiebe though. I was rootin' for ya.
JOURNALISM
Jim Sterling is the final boss fight in Fight Night Round 4:)
You are going to become the Judge Dread of mediocre video games.
Also Jon B you made me lol at lab :D
That's the impression I get anyway.
Also, thanks to Jon B for the chuckle.
"I AM A MAN!" - Linkara
...Left handed Jim?
I wonder.. did you get anyone for X-Blades too?
Nintendo, WATCHYASELF.
it says it all.
But no Judge Dredd quip? Not an "Eat it perp!"... Can't have everything I guess.
I can't imagine anyone in EA or Activision allowing a journalist to take that picture to make a joke about a bad game.