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E3 08: Sega Blowout: Golden Axe: Beast Rider
Jim Sterling07.15.2008 16:08 (52 day(s) ago) 10 comments

E3 08: Sega Blowout: Golden Axe: Beast Rider screenshot

The Sega Blowout continues with Golden Axe: Beast Rider and a small selection of new screens. As you can see, the game's goal is to gawp at the very sexy, half-naked lady who is nowhere near properly dressed for battle. She looks damn good though, and I have a beast for her ride if she wants.

I am talking about my genitals.

There's not been much buzz about Beast Rider so far, but I'm hoping for a solid action experience. Maybe not mind blowing, but some sword swinging, monster steering fun. Who can ask for more?

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Latest comment by B-Radicate |view all 10 comments
All I ever wanted from this game was a decent action romp through a fantasy world with big monsters and blood... and sexy. Looks good enough for a play through to me....

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dtomek's Avatar
dtomek at 07/15/2008 16:21

You get to ride giant ogres. I fail to see how this gravy train has not gathered steam based on that alone.
mix's Avatar
mix at 07/15/2008 16:32

Left: Golden Axe Right: Nothing close to Golden Axe


Durrr lets go right.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar
Kyousuke Nanbu at 07/15/2008 16:40

I'll give it a shot, I like games like this and I'm quite forgiving of whatever flaws it may have.

Plus a hot chick main.
Krahsh's Avatar
Krahsh at 07/15/2008 17:04

I freaking loved the Golden Axe series as a kid. I hope this does it justice
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Sharpless at 07/15/2008 17:14

Tyris hasn't been properly dressed for battle in years, bless her heart (and the boobs that hover over it).
nicojay's Avatar
nicojay at 07/15/2008 17:15

Hot chicks are cool but where's the hot dude, and more importantly where is the HOT DWARF
NEED HOT DWARF.
DaedHead8's Avatar
DaedHead8 at 07/15/2008 17:50

I don't know which remake I'm more excited for, this or Splatterhouse.
Demtor's Avatar
Demtor at 07/15/2008 18:28

If I can mash buttons and watch body parts fly with a glorious red trail of gore... I'm fucking IN!
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loki d20 at 07/15/2008 19:41

Still pissed at this game for excluding the dwarf. I'll probably pick it up at some point in time, especially if they make the dwarf playable through DLC (will hate myself for doing it, but will more than likely do it anyway).
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B-Radicate at 07/15/2008 20:45

All I ever wanted from this game was a decent action romp through a fantasy world with big monsters and blood... and sexy. Looks good enough for a play through to me.

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