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Nyko's booth is bursting with win. They have beer, martinis, some of the best third-party accessory values at E3, and breasts!  We spent some quality time with their recently released Rock Band wireless accessories, got sauced, and Mr. Destructoid apparently got engaged to the only babes in West Hall. Look for the Wii Fit balance board energy pack, the new line of Intercooler TS products, and small red-headed robot bastard children at Nyko.com.

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TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 13:45
TheToiletDuck
Wow, congrats Mr Destructoid. Shame about the red head genes, maybe you can breed that out of future progeny.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 13:47
bhive01
Great photo.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 13:47
timtheterrible
Is that the pitter-patter of 'lil robot children I hear?
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 13:48
itemforty
I thought no booth babes no more wtf.
superflossy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 13:50
superflossy
Where are you registered at? Gamestop?
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 13:52
Mabec
finally, "ZE BABES"
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:00
king3vbo
5 bucks says that hair is natural
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:02
Crunshii
damn niero... share the wealth!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:04
AgentMOO
Aww, they have the red hair like their mom, and the red eyes like their father
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:04
topgeargorilla
FIRECROTCH
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:06
Kryptinite
This is why Mr. Destructoid rocks all types of ass. LOL.

that doesn't even make sense
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:06
Coonskin05
Colette is going to be pissed.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:07
galagabug
shoulda had them buff your helmet.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:15
Red TheHaze Veron
did you check if their red hair is natural?
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:16
SnakeDude4Life
Mr. Destructoid Faceplates, Mr. Destructoid helmet Cooler, Mr. Destructoid recharge Plugin...

And coming soon: Mr. Destructoid WiiMote Holder!

It HOLDs your Wiihold!

Only $24.99
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:16
LarkOhiya
I see you changed the "brow" of the helmet back to how it was oh so long ago. looks more fitting, but to bad you didn't get around to making the new brow complete by e3 if you're ever going to do it now.
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:22
Demtor
Hmm, not very scandalous. I vote he cracks those beers and savagely beats the two red heads with the guitar. Muwhaha! Chaos ensues!!
Slaughterhouse Five's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:26
Slaughterhouse Five
Haha. Love the "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" pic.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:30
Char Aznable
Well played, Galagabug. Well played.
pumpy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:42
pumpy
Such a pimp.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:57
pendelton21
I smell a sitcom...
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 15:03
falinter
Mr. Destructoid:

International playboy and racecar driver.
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 15:20
Stella Wong
scandalous! :D
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 16:11
Takeshi
Poor poor Colette...
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 16:13
ceark
this is why mr. d's my hero.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 16:30
Velt
Mr Dtodi when I grow up I want to be just like you.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 16:52
Sharpless
You know, I tried to come up with some sort of in-bad-taste, grossly inappropriate, Jim Sterlingesque sexual reference about this, but I just don't have it in me... unlike those girls, when I get ahold of them, hello!
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 17:03
SLiFE
2 wives, eh?
Sounds like it's time for 5 minute shooping!

DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 17:48
DaedHead8
Mr. Destructoid is such a pimp.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 23:55
MechaMonkey
@ Slife

I always knew Bill Paxton would play Mr. Destructoid in the eventual movie.

Also, did they say yes?
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2008 04:01
kawitchate
destructoid.com
yeah we tracked down the only booth babes at E3 '08. and we had sex with 'em. ENJOY YOUR WIIMUSIC PUSSIES!!!
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2008 09:13
TrailerParkJesus
yeah, I thought no booth babes? What gives?
Liz Alexander's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2008 09:17
Liz Alexander
I'm not gonna lie, I'm jealous
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