games  anime  |  toys
Destructoid is gaming news, community, videos, and sometimes love. Take the tour or jump in with Facebook:

 



Nyko's booth is bursting with win. They have beer, martinis, some of the best third-party accessory values at E3, and breasts!  We spent some quality time with their recently released Rock Band wireless accessories, got sauced, and Mr. Destructoid apparently got engaged to the only babes in West Hall. Look for the Wii Fit balance board energy pack, the new line of Intercooler TS products, and small red-headed robot bastard children at Nyko.com.


LAUNCH GALLERY (8 IMAGES)
Photo Photo Photo Photo Photo Photo Photo Photo
 

Continue: More Nerdcore stories





prev next

33 comments | showing # 1 to 33

TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 13:45
TheToiletDuck
Wow, congrats Mr Destructoid. Shame about the red head genes, maybe you can breed that out of future progeny.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 13:47
bhive01
Great photo.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 13:47
timtheterrible
Is that the pitter-patter of 'lil robot children I hear?
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 13:48
itemforty
I thought no booth babes no more wtf.
superflossy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 13:50
superflossy
Where are you registered at? Gamestop?
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 13:52
Mabec
finally, "ZE BABES"
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:00
king3vbo
5 bucks says that hair is natural
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:02
Crunshii
damn niero... share the wealth!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:04
AgentMOO
Aww, they have the red hair like their mom, and the red eyes like their father
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:04
topgeargorilla
FIRECROTCH
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:06
Kryptinite
This is why Mr. Destructoid rocks all types of ass. LOL.

that doesn't even make sense
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:06
Coonskin05
Colette is going to be pissed.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:07
galagabug
shoulda had them buff your helmet.
Redzie's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:15
Redzie
did you check if their red hair is natural?
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:16
SnakeDude4Life
Mr. Destructoid Faceplates, Mr. Destructoid helmet Cooler, Mr. Destructoid recharge Plugin...

And coming soon: Mr. Destructoid WiiMote Holder!

It HOLDs your Wiihold!

Only $24.99
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:16
LarkOhiya
I see you changed the "brow" of the helmet back to how it was oh so long ago. looks more fitting, but to bad you didn't get around to making the new brow complete by e3 if you're ever going to do it now.
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:22
Demtor
Hmm, not very scandalous. I vote he cracks those beers and savagely beats the two red heads with the guitar. Muwhaha! Chaos ensues!!
Slaughterhouse Five's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:26
Slaughterhouse Five
Haha. Love the "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" pic.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:30
Char Aznable
Well played, Galagabug. Well played.
pumpy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:42
pumpy
Such a pimp.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:57
pendelton21
I smell a sitcom...
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 15:03
falinter
Mr. Destructoid:

International playboy and racecar driver.
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 15:20
Stella Wong
scandalous! :D
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 16:11
Takeshi
Poor poor Colette...
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 16:13
ceark
this is why mr. d's my hero.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 16:30
Velt
Mr Dtodi when I grow up I want to be just like you.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 16:52
Sharpless
You know, I tried to come up with some sort of in-bad-taste, grossly inappropriate, Jim Sterlingesque sexual reference about this, but I just don't have it in me... unlike those girls, when I get ahold of them, hello!
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 17:03
SLiFE
2 wives, eh?
Sounds like it's time for 5 minute shooping!

DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 17:48
DaedHead8
Mr. Destructoid is such a pimp.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 23:55
MechaMonkey
@ Slife

I always knew Bill Paxton would play Mr. Destructoid in the eventual movie.

Also, did they say yes?
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2008 04:01
kawitchate
destructoid.com
yeah we tracked down the only booth babes at E3 '08. and we had sex with 'em. ENJOY YOUR WIIMUSIC PUSSIES!!!
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2008 09:13
TrailerParkJesus
yeah, I thought no booth babes? What gives?
FooLiz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2008 09:17
FooLiz
I'm not gonna lie, I'm jealous
prev next

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!

 
New on Destructoid.TV play all videos

Loading
Loading Destructoid Videos

    Win this!
    Dive in! meetup+play for a chance to win a PC

    Dtoid Twitter    Got news?   tips@destructoid.com

    Reviews & Previews
    Echoes review
    Assassin's Creed 2 review
    Crossfire Remote Pistol review
    Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles review
    Left 4 Dead 2 review
    more reviews
    Driver
    Avatar
    GT Racing Motor Academy
    Bad Company 2 beta dishes out meaningful experiences
    Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks
    more previews


    - The Dtoid Army is 51152 strong -

    Showing Cblogs with 3+ faps   show all

    Call for entries: do the wrong thing
    New to Dtoid? Read the survival guide




     Originals
    Joseph Leray: Revisited: Gears of War 2, Pinocchio, and masculinity





















    More Destructoid Originals



     Popular now more
    Assassins CreedReview: Assassin's Creed 2
    591 comments + 41542 views
    Destructoid OriginalWhy No More Heroes HD could mean a Wii total victory
    152 comments + 30508 views
    FAILGirl smashes boyfriend's Xbox 360, films it
    160 comments + 16924 views
    BattlefieldBad Company 2 beta dishes out meaningful experiences
    43 comments + 16114 views
    Black FridayBlack Friday: Walmart going nuts with game sales
    31 comments + 16048 views
    Amazon.comBlack Friday: Amazon dropping deals all week long
    16 comments + 15004 views
    Amazon.comAmazon teases its Black Friday sales line-up
    18 comments + 14836 views
    Destructoid OriginalThe tragic history of the videogame turkey
    51 comments + 13276 views
    CapcomHot new SSFIV trailer shows Guy, Cody and Adon in action
    54 comments + 13222 views
    Call of DutyModern Warfare 2 DLC still planned for spring 2010
    27 comments + 12568 views


    Team Destructoid   tips@destructoid.com
    Nick Chester
    Editor-in-Chief    		 Niero
    Founder, publisher
    Jim Sterling
    Reviews Editor    		 Hamza Aziz
    Community Manager
    Dale North
    News Editor    		 Rey Gutierrez
    Video editor & director
    Anthony Burch
    Features Editor    		 Colette Bennett
    Tom Fronczak Brad Nicholson
    Ashley Davis Ben Perlee
    Conrad
    Zimmerman    		 Chad Concelmo
    Jonathan Holmes Jonathan Ross
    Brad Rice Jordan Devore
    Will Maddock Matthew Razak
    Dyson Joseph Leray
    Topher Cantler Samit Sarkar
         
      Dexter
    Adam Dork
    Daniel Lingen
    Hollie Bennett
         		Joe Burling
    Mikey
    Stella Wong
    Josh Tolentino




     

     
      get involved

    register or login
    post a blog
    post a forum
    enter a contest
    contribute a news tip
    suggest a feature
    be a guest editor
    		 support

    new member's guide
    login assistance
    tech support
    report abuse
    email our editors
    read our dev blog
    nuclear crisis?
    		 keep in touch

    RSS feed
    Twitter
    Facebook
    Myspace
    Flickr
    Game nights
    Meetup+play online     		seriously

    about Destructoid
    advertising
    terms of use
    privacy policy
    jobs at MM
    buy our crap     		our network

    Tomopop
    Japanator
    Despingation?



    Destructoid is an independently-run publication forged by our love of video games and the gaming community's need of accountable enthusiast press
    living the dream since March 16, 2006