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Before I go any further, know that I have played Rock Band 2 and it is -- as expected -- the sequel to Rock Band. That is to say that as an unashamed Rock Band fanboy (I play once a day, minimum), I wouldn't have taken much (although there is, indeed, much).

But I'm not here to talk about the game (that'll come later). As I've already admitted to being a snorting, mouth-breathing Rock Band nerd, I geeked out equally over some of the personalized Rock Band merchandise Harmonix are going to allow players to spend their cash on. 

For instance, bringing your rocker avatar to life as detailed statue; yes, that's happening. Or putting your Rock Band band on a t-shirt. Yup, that's happening, too. In fact, Harmonix is going to allow you to pose your avatars for virtual photo shoots for even further merchandise customization. No word on pricing, but considering the mostly generous and reasonable downloadable content pricing, it's likely you won't have to break open that large piggy bank for the merch.

Sound ridiculous? Hey, it kind of is. But there's a market for this stuff, evidenced by the fact that my wife and I have already begun to discuss our band's (Unicorn Death Foetus) t-shirt debut. Next: I write Harmonix a blank check.

Admittedly, I may be a sucker -- but I can't be the only one who's willing to pay for this stuff, can I? 

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DaTgUy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 19:06
DaTgUy
you are not alone...I am ready and willing!
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 19:07
Teta
I am really interested on the Figures, but those don`t look good.
I mean, those characters are dressed like clowns or something.
If they look good at some point I am creating one, and hopefully the Also Cocks shirt will be aviable.
DJKoolaid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 19:07
DJKoolaid
Hmm...Looks like a Frenchie and Honeytoast t-shirt isn't too far away...
Rockefellow's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 19:14
Rockefellow
Hey, if they're good quality and not incredibly expensive, I might give it a try.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 19:32
falinter
My band:

Illegal Denistry
KGBrAm's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 19:52
KGBrAm
Donkey Punk T-Shirts Incoming!
Stahlbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 19:54
Stahlbrand
I would be interested in a poster or two. A band group poster is a given, but I wonder if you can get a whole-page shot of a single character.
Agent Orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 20:07
Agent Orange
Sweet, now I can wear my Fuzzy Pickles band t-shirt while playing through Earthbound.
ME4Twaffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 20:20
ME4Twaffle
CHEAP PHALLIC JUSTICE!!!!!!!
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 20:50
Technophile
I'm totally for this. I'll probally get a figure of my character and for sure get a bumper sticker and a shirt of my band.

it will be epic.
ScreamingScarab's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 21:01
ScreamingScarab
After being in a real band that didn't go anywhere due to our location (North Carolina is only home to Country and Beach Music), I don't want to pay for merch for my virtual band.

Who the hell buys a cover band's shirt, anyway?
parrothead's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 21:34
parrothead
Austin Millbarge (my band) will probably be making a T-Shirt. Now if we could just order the T-Shirts so we can wear them in real life while our virtual Rock Stars wear them on the screen. That would be great!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 21:52
Sharpless
It's kind of dumb, but the kind of dumb that's mostly tolerable. I probably would never partake of these services, but it's fun for those who would. You fools. :)
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 23:24
topgeargorilla
I want my vocalist so badly. Seriously, he's AWESOME. I would shill $150 fo a decent looking figure
DibbityDan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 23:26
DibbityDan
My drummer is in blackface. (and named Wayne Brady)
pumpkinhed's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2008 00:08
pumpkinhed
Fuxedo will finally have the t-shirt we deserve!
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2008 05:13
Electro Lemon
Its good to know that I'll finally be able to get my hands on a Chum Buckets of Cumraderie t-shirt.
Gryzor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2008 05:39
Gryzor
That's actually pretty awesome. Now all will fear the awesome power of the Mort Porkenbein Experience!

On second thought... I do have Photoshop and various magical internet powers. I could just make one myself. :P
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