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Yeah, I got tired of her too...
THE PLAYSTATION THREE WILL RETAIL FOR FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE DOLLARS
GIANT ENEMY CRAB
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc0iwh_2aVs]Unlocking the POWER or Human ENERGY!!{/url]
That is fucking classic.





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E3 08: Nintendo's E3 press conference in a nutshell
If you missed the event that set the gaming world on fire, then fear not, because the above video has captured all the mind blowing action from Nintendo's E3 press conference. If you did happen to catch such an epic show, then you should definitely relive all the excitement in a way that truly showcases what Nintendo is all about. I think it highlights pretty much what I took away from the show that day. Tags:#E3 Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)I hated that chick. She talked for so god damn long about nothing. No one cares about you being a cool mom! Yeah... that chick's neck always looked like it was struggling to keep her head from flying off... it was like some invisible force was trying to rip her head off out of sympathy for us yet some stronger will held it there...
... Yeah, I got tired of her too... That is utterly ridiculous. I'm glad I'm not a big Nintendo fan, or I'd be in tears right now. The footage of them performing WiiMusic together is just... disheartening. I've never been a big "casual games" alarmist, but now? I'm in. wow. didnt think it was possible, but this just beat "RIIIDGE RACER!!!... Giant Enemy Crabs... Five Hundred Ninety-Nine US Dollars..." I want Johnny Drums Hairdo to live in my room and wake me up every morning with his charming percussive stylings. best Press Conference since IT'S RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER!!!!!!!!
THE PLAYSTATION THREE WILL RETAIL FOR FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE DOLLARS GIANT ENEMY CRAB Uggh... What're you doing Nintendo? You have the chance to revolutionize gaming and this is what you give us? The bottom line is, gaming did just fine without old people and housewives, and it'll do just fine after they've moved to the next flavor of the week(weak). I don't care if the elderly and homemakers enjoy games, but only if they enjoy their snakes solid, their fantasies final, and their chiefs master. Coming E3 2009, the Dr. Mario Home prostate exam! You just take the Wiimote and shove it as far as you can, good ol' Doc Mario gives you the results. Itchy: "You really like that throttle, Reggie," seems to be the favorite. That's what this vid was missing. At first, I thought "wow, this is funny." As the video progressed I laughed my fucking ass off and watching it again was even better. I think I'm laughing so hard that my eyes are tearing up. You know what's funnier Jim?
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc0iwh_2aVs]Unlocking the POWER or Human ENERGY!!{/url] You know, someone is eventually going to have to interview Drum Man. I want to know what his thoughts are on overnight, supernova-like stardom. I feel bad for the guy who was playing the drums, he now has to live his whole life knowing that what he did on Tuesday morning is going to be on the internet forever and he will never live it down. I think the YTMND captured it a little better. Also, not sure why this is front page, maybe on a slow news day. :p That video was actually hilarious. Jim how long did that woman in the beginning stay on stage? If I had to listen to her for more than 5 minutes I would kill myself. Vigor: She was on for the majority of it, patronizing and grinning her way from one brain-scraping pile of bullshit to another. Jim, I'm just letting you know right now -- you're our first repeat winner.
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Titanfall already took home our Game of the Show award for E3 2013. So what about the rest of the categories and games? Well after some much needed rest and relaxation we've decided the rest of the winners for all our categor...more
XSEED Games may have single-handedly championed the Sony Vita at this year's E3. Not one, but three offerings are slated from the niche publishing localization house. Japanese RPGs like Valhalla Knights 3 and Ragna...more
"I think we have a demographic for it," I was told by a Namco Bandai PR rep. Let me back up -- mere moments earlier, he asked what I thought of Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures; I returned his questioning with nothing more...more View all E3 |


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