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freker's Avatar
freker at 07/16/2008 22:10
I'm so glad this made it to the front page.
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 07/16/2008 22:10
Dude, my 8 year old cousin could do better
superhobo's Avatar
superhobo at 07/16/2008 22:11
CRITICAL

MASS

CRITICAL MASS!

Preposterone!
Tertiee's Avatar
Tertiee at 07/16/2008 22:11
Great trailer or greatest trailer?
Dead Movie Star's Avatar
Dead Movie Star at 07/16/2008 22:11
BEST GOD DAMN TRAILER EVER
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the Golden Avatar at 07/16/2008 22:11
Did they seriously show this at E3? It looks like something some high school student who just got aholdd of Windows Movie Maker might churn out.
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monosylabik at 07/16/2008 22:12
:O
eternalplayer2345's Avatar
eternalplayer2345 at 07/16/2008 22:13
John Romero just made me his bitch.
Furyfire's Avatar
Furyfire at 07/16/2008 22:14
What.. the hell!? - Is this a game where you get to move the logos around?
Trevor McGee's Avatar
Trevor McGee at 07/16/2008 22:15
Oh my god, what the fuck is this shit? These people really need to be run out of business now. Seriously, this is a pathetic joke of a trailer. A 10 year old YouTuber could have don this and most likely better.
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Gangles at 07/16/2008 22:17
It's like an unironic version of the powerthirst ad!
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mightypotato at 07/16/2008 22:18
@ the Golden Avatar:

Most high school students with half a brain could have made a better trailer than this shit.

Seriously, they didn't show us the logos enough. What the hell was that trailer for?
Rucksack's Avatar
Rucksack at 07/16/2008 22:18
...this can't be for real.
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CelicaCrazed at 07/16/2008 22:19
The bomb!! I think I spotted the symbolism on how this game will turn out :O!!!
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Puppy Licks at 07/16/2008 22:19

MY EYES!!!!!
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---AMARU--- at 07/16/2008 22:20
duke nukem trilogy for like 3 minutes holy shit
lem's Avatar
lem at 07/16/2008 22:20
You gotta wonder if this has been made this carp on purpose and is some unreal marketing ploy..... or they've just given up
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madninja at 07/16/2008 22:21
The better take Duke Nukem Forever as seriously as they took this trailer.
Seanus's Avatar
Seanus at 07/16/2008 22:22
I think I died a little inside...
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Jonathan Kerr at 07/16/2008 22:22
That was intense. It's like it was supposed to be a video that plays 24/7 on a huge TV overlooking a city, slowly brainwashing the citizens to love Duke Nukem.
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Pacopaco at 07/16/2008 22:23
Assuming they aren't trying to be ironic, I can truly and honestly say without hyperbole that this trailer is the worst trailer I have ever seen in my entire life. Dear god.
freker's Avatar
freker at 07/16/2008 22:23
"I'm looking for some alien toilet to park my bricks"
Just shit in the trailer.
Furyfire's Avatar
Furyfire at 07/16/2008 22:25
Actually, I think they are trying to prove that they can release a Duke Nukem game that they have not been working on for the last 10+ years?

Or.. is it all just a lie again?
Gyrael's Avatar
Gyrael at 07/16/2008 22:26


Seriously, this is ridiculous. It's so fucking bad I'm starting to think they did it on purpose as a joke... IT'S SO FUCKING BAD. OH MY GOD.
Cheezeitz's Avatar
Cheezeitz at 07/16/2008 22:26
Do want.
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Bizznet at 07/16/2008 22:27
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FnRJyFhYFn4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FnRJyFhYFn4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
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Vigor at 07/16/2008 22:27
I could not see the words chain reaction thank god they zoomed in 10 times.
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imbeta at 07/16/2008 22:28
LOL

This is what it looks like when the greats shrivel into oblivion...

I like to think that the developers behind DUKE have been smoking the reefer nonstop since their last good game, and thus... cannot be bothered by getting up from the couch and making a new game... that is actually... good.

sad sad sad day
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power-glove at 07/16/2008 22:30
So Awesome.
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-D- at 07/16/2008 22:30
TIME TO BREAK OUT THE NU METAL CDS, THE TRIBAL LOUNGE SHIRTS, THE WALLET CHAINS AND SOME MOTHERFUCKING BUDWEISER!
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Sargonas at 07/16/2008 22:31
home made anime mashups by first time amateurs on youtube are better than that...

there is an entire marketing team somewhere that need to be out of a job.
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Mr Lazy at 07/16/2008 22:33
wow the level of sucktitude in the video is off the charts
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Uncle Booney at 07/16/2008 22:34
That was awesome. I want to run out and get Duke Nuke-ham Trilogy right now! But what were the names again?
Bizznet's Avatar
Bizznet at 07/16/2008 22:35
This trailer is better.
Shin Oni's Avatar
Shin Oni at 07/16/2008 22:36
What is this I dont even...

So this is why DNF is taking till the end of time to be made? This is like one of those cheesy late night commercials after all the shows are off air.
Bizznet's Avatar
Bizznet at 07/16/2008 22:39
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Xzyliac at 07/16/2008 22:40
Dude God only knows when the last time I absolutely felt the need to comment on DToid but this. This is gold. No this is...this is sex, wrapped in gold, with a Chuck Norris center. I love it. I. Love It.
Trowble's Avatar
Trowble at 07/16/2008 22:40
This is so coming out soon...
Justin Villasenor's Avatar
Justin Villasenor at 07/16/2008 22:41
That was a special kind of special.
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cbebop007 at 07/16/2008 22:47
What in the sweet chocolate christ was that? Just when I thought Duke Nukem couldn't have become more of a punchline.... I am really starting to get the feeling that they don't make games, they just fuck with the internet.
Vlambo's Avatar
Vlambo at 07/16/2008 22:48
That is like a bad 8th grade powerpoint..
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Faceless at 07/16/2008 22:48
Ok, that seriously looked like it was made by a bunch of twelve year old kids. "It'll have explosions, and guns, and explosions, and buff dudes with guns, and metal, and explosions, and gas masks, and explosions, it'll be freakin sweet!"
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Dr Milkdad at 07/16/2008 22:50
That was the funniest fucking trailer I've ever seen, what the hell just happened? Who made this? Who approved this? How long did this take? Why is it so god damn long? So many questions, no time to answer, I'm pre-ordering the game NOW!...but what's it called again?
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Generic Dude at 07/16/2008 22:50
What a fucking visual treat!

Best part: Near the end when we get a close-up shot of Duke's crotch superimposed over a winamp visualization.

They should have used the Mystify Your Mind screen-saver for bonus effects!
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 07/16/2008 22:56
That was like a late 90's web site flash intro -- about 10 times as long and unnecessary as it should have been
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The Amazing Shenazin at 07/16/2008 23:02
they REALLY couldn't have shown ANY footage from the games at all? (old games mind you)
ace of knaves's Avatar
ace of knaves at 07/16/2008 23:05
I couldn't even make it to the halfway point. As someone with no emotional attachment to the series at all, I can tell you it's somehow worse than you think.
Paroxysm's Avatar
Paroxysm at 07/16/2008 23:05
Geez some people have no sense of humour :P
TheJin's Avatar
TheJin at 07/16/2008 23:05
hahahaha WTF!!!

EPIC!
DanMazkin's Avatar
DanMazkin at 07/16/2008 23:06
"WTF, E3 is tomorrow?!!? We need a god damn trailer! Quick, somebody search in Google Image for "Gas Masks"!!!"
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