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freker's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:10
freker
I'm so glad this made it to the front page.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:10
king3vbo
Dude, my 8 year old cousin could do better
superhobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:11
superhobo
CRITICAL

MASS

CRITICAL MASS!

Preposterone!
Tertiee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:11
Tertiee
Great trailer or greatest trailer?
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:11
Dead Movie Star
BEST GOD DAMN TRAILER EVER
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:11
the Golden Avatar
Did they seriously show this at E3? It looks like something some high school student who just got aholdd of Windows Movie Maker might churn out.
monosylabik's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:12
monosylabik
:O
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:13
eternalplayer2345
John Romero just made me his bitch.
Furyfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:14
Furyfire
What.. the hell!? - Is this a game where you get to move the logos around?
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:15
Trevor McGee
Oh my god, what the fuck is this shit? These people really need to be run out of business now. Seriously, this is a pathetic joke of a trailer. A 10 year old YouTuber could have don this and most likely better.
Gangles's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:17
Gangles
It's like an unironic version of the powerthirst ad!
mightypotato's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:18
mightypotato
@ the Golden Avatar:

Most high school students with half a brain could have made a better trailer than this shit.

Seriously, they didn't show us the logos enough. What the hell was that trailer for?
Rucksack's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:18
Rucksack
...this can't be for real.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:19
CelicaCrazed
The bomb!! I think I spotted the symbolism on how this game will turn out :O!!!
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:19
Puppy Licks

MY EYES!!!!!
---AMARU---'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:20
---AMARU---
duke nukem trilogy for like 3 minutes holy shit
lem's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:20
lem
You gotta wonder if this has been made this carp on purpose and is some unreal marketing ploy..... or they've just given up
madninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:21
madninja
The better take Duke Nukem Forever as seriously as they took this trailer.
Seanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:22
Seanus
I think I died a little inside...
Jonathan Kerr's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:22
Jonathan Kerr
That was intense. It's like it was supposed to be a video that plays 24/7 on a huge TV overlooking a city, slowly brainwashing the citizens to love Duke Nukem.
Pacopaco's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:23
Pacopaco
Assuming they aren't trying to be ironic, I can truly and honestly say without hyperbole that this trailer is the worst trailer I have ever seen in my entire life. Dear god.
freker's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:23
freker
"I'm looking for some alien toilet to park my bricks"
Just shit in the trailer.
Furyfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:25
Furyfire
Actually, I think they are trying to prove that they can release a Duke Nukem game that they have not been working on for the last 10+ years?

Or.. is it all just a lie again?
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:26
Gyrael


Seriously, this is ridiculous. It's so fucking bad I'm starting to think they did it on purpose as a joke... IT'S SO FUCKING BAD. OH MY GOD.
Cheezeitz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:26
Cheezeitz
Do want.
Bizznet's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:27
Bizznet
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FnRJyFhYFn4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FnRJyFhYFn4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:27
Vigor
I could not see the words chain reaction thank god they zoomed in 10 times.
imbeta's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:28
imbeta
LOL

This is what it looks like when the greats shrivel into oblivion...

I like to think that the developers behind DUKE have been smoking the reefer nonstop since their last good game, and thus... cannot be bothered by getting up from the couch and making a new game... that is actually... good.

sad sad sad day
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:30
power-glove
So Awesome.
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:30
-D-
TIME TO BREAK OUT THE NU METAL CDS, THE TRIBAL LOUNGE SHIRTS, THE WALLET CHAINS AND SOME MOTHERFUCKING BUDWEISER!
Sargonas's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:31
Sargonas
home made anime mashups by first time amateurs on youtube are better than that...

there is an entire marketing team somewhere that need to be out of a job.
Mr Lazy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:33
Mr Lazy
wow the level of sucktitude in the video is off the charts
Uncle Booney's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:34
Uncle Booney
That was awesome. I want to run out and get Duke Nuke-ham Trilogy right now! But what were the names again?
Bizznet's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:35
Bizznet
This trailer is better.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:36
Shin Oni
What is this I dont even...

So this is why DNF is taking till the end of time to be made? This is like one of those cheesy late night commercials after all the shows are off air.
Bizznet's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:39
Bizznet
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:40
Xzyliac
Dude God only knows when the last time I absolutely felt the need to comment on DToid but this. This is gold. No this is...this is sex, wrapped in gold, with a Chuck Norris center. I love it. I. Love It.
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:40
Trowble
This is so coming out soon...
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:41
Justin Villasenor
That was a special kind of special.
cbebop007's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:47
cbebop007
What in the sweet chocolate christ was that? Just when I thought Duke Nukem couldn't have become more of a punchline.... I am really starting to get the feeling that they don't make games, they just fuck with the internet.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:48
Vlambo
That is like a bad 8th grade powerpoint..
Faceless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:48
Faceless
Ok, that seriously looked like it was made by a bunch of twelve year old kids. "It'll have explosions, and guns, and explosions, and buff dudes with guns, and metal, and explosions, and gas masks, and explosions, it'll be freakin sweet!"
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:50
Dr Milkdad
That was the funniest fucking trailer I've ever seen, what the hell just happened? Who made this? Who approved this? How long did this take? Why is it so god damn long? So many questions, no time to answer, I'm pre-ordering the game NOW!...but what's it called again?
Generic Dude's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:50
Generic Dude
What a fucking visual treat!

Best part: Near the end when we get a close-up shot of Duke's crotch superimposed over a winamp visualization.

They should have used the Mystify Your Mind screen-saver for bonus effects!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 22:56
Niero
That was like a late 90's web site flash intro -- about 10 times as long and unnecessary as it should have been
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 23:02
The Amazing Shenazin
they REALLY couldn't have shown ANY footage from the games at all? (old games mind you)
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 23:05
ace of knaves
I couldn't even make it to the halfway point. As someone with no emotional attachment to the series at all, I can tell you it's somehow worse than you think.
Paroxysm's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 23:05
Paroxysm
Geez some people have no sense of humour :P
TheJin's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 23:05
TheJin
hahahaha WTF!!!

EPIC!
DanMazkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 23:06
DanMazkin
"WTF, E3 is tomorrow?!!? We need a god damn trailer! Quick, somebody search in Google Image for "Gas Masks"!!!"
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