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Dynasty Warriors 6 announced for PS3: Sterling faps like mad photo

Life is unpredictable, but of some things we can be certain - the Sun will set tomorrow, winter shall follow fall and Koei will always, always announce a new Dynasty Warriors sequel. After teasing with spin-offs, the kings of repetition at Koei have officially stated that the new-gen Dynasty Warriors 6 is hitting the PlayStation 3 soon. Currently in development, my favorite button masher will see a Japanese release in the fall, as announced at the PlayStation Premier event in Tokyo.

Koei's president Kenji Matsuhara made the announcement and claimed that the new credos for DW6 was "Extreme Action, Extreme Battlefield." I don't know about you, but that sounds pretty extreme. According to Famitsu, combos will be nigh-on limitless, there will be new weapons and the battlefield will offer an increased freedom. Not quite sure what kind of freedom we're talking about, but I can guarantee one thing -- I am going to be there on launch day, smearing my genitals all over copies of this game. 

I'm ... pathetic.

[Thanks to Burling-San. The Kingdom of Wei offers thanks]








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Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 17:08
Jim Sterling
Wu can suck my balls. Zhang He FTW!

I've not tried Gundam yet, sadly, but I know I'll get it as soon as it's out.
JabbaHutt's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 17:12
JabbaHutt
So far its going to be PS3 exclusive in Japan, but when it comes over to the states I guarantee it will be ported to Xbox 360. I just wonder how they are going to pull off the addons like Empires and Xtreme Legends. Maybe through firmware updates/downloads?
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 17:16
Justice
SHAOLING KUNG FU NUMBER 1 RUBBISH!

(from the english dub of Kids of Shaolin starring Jet Li)
Magesx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 17:19
Magesx
Repetition.

TO THE EXTREME
Zanch's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 17:22
Zanch
This series sucks ass. Why do people keep buying them? Also, it'll probably still look like a PS2 game. Pass.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 17:28
Jim Sterling
ZANCH WILL FALL TO MAH MUSOU ATTAX!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!!
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 17:31
Wedge
Does this mean it's finally not going to be a PS2 based one? Will we finally get some epic level armies on screen and terrain that doesn't look like squares?

Aw shit who cares, it's got Lu Bu, I'll be playing it. Once I have... a PS3... and stuff... of course.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 17:48
covah
Didn't Koei force Dynasty and Samurai warriors to have somesorta butt sex to spawn the retard baby that is Kunochi Warriors or something?

whatever, the only Dynasty game I'll be playing is Gundam, because Dynasty Warriors got OLD... but I mean come one... GUNDAMS!
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 17:49
covah
Warriors Orochi, thats what it is.
masterledz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 18:00
masterledz
THE HEAVENS SMILE UPON US
LET US DEFEAT OUR FOES WITH SWIFT GRACE
THE ENEMY IS WITHIN OUR GRASP

Seriously, I can't get enough of DW. Somebody slap me.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 18:05
MechaMonkey
The pig says, "Oink."

The horse says, "Neigh."

The Cao Cao says, "Moo Moo."
MusashiX2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 18:20
MusashiX2
FUCK YEAH, Zhang He! i don't care if he is ridiculously homo-erotic, i F'ING LOVE HIM! butterfly wings ftw, i guess.
zaqu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 19:37
zaqu
ARGHHHHH HOTNESS i seriously cant wait everytime i see this game i must play it no matter how many times ziang liang shoots lasers from his fan.................PEW PEW PEW
Altair78's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 19:57
Altair78
I guess I'll have to be the hater in this thread... but I think, in my opinion, this falls under the same "Fuck, it's coming again with the same damn thing... kill it NOW!" type of game like Pokemon and MegaMan (Gaming Gods bless his sould, for I love the lil blue guy last when he was in MegaMan X). If it's the same game, why do we keep getting it? Save your money and play any of the past 1000 makes... it'll be pretty much the same thing.

Of course, now I'll probably be hung for my comments, but I knew the price when I opened my mouth.

If I am to get hung, at least use a silk rope. It does wonders for my skin...
boltox's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 20:05
boltox
The problem for me is that KOEI is focusing on the wrong dynasty. If it were a late 80's/early 90's Dallas Cowboy coke binging, steroid abusing, hooker battle royale, I'd be interested.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 20:27
Jim Sterling
Altair: Thing is, you're right. I'm not going to argue with you because you're absolutely correct. I don't even know why I can't stop playing them. But I love 'em.
Altair78's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 20:29
Altair78
<Come from under a sheet>

I'm... right? How the hell did that happen? Is Hell freezing over? OMGWTFBBQ!!
psychopathic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 23:02
psychopathic
If it's pretty I'll at least rent it. It'd give my ps3 something to do besides fold.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 23:17
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
I'll stick with the Gundam one, thanks.
Brock_Dainjer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 23:26
Brock_Dainjer
I could see myself playing this if it was on the 360, just so I could get an achievement for putting down the fucking yellow turban rebellion for the 800th time in my life.
CatalystMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 00:44
CatalystMan
It's all about the Pang Tong. No one better. So yeah, I'll get it.
slapme7times's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 02:15
slapme7times
'and Koei will always, always announce a new Dynasty Warriors sequel'

like a north star of mediocrity...

good work sterling, good work. another universal truth so aptly identified.
Mister Disco's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 03:25
Mister Disco
Wei for the win!

Need this for 360. Will not buy PS3 for DW6, no matter how much it hurts.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 04:26
Jim Sterling
I'll be shocked if this isn't announced for 360 eventually.
JohnnyGoTime's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 12:05
JohnnyGoTime
I DO NOT WANT TO SEE IDLE HANDS!

Screw Dynasty Warriors, where's the next Dynasty Tactics????
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 17:56
Samit Sarkar
Meh, I played the demo of Dynasty Warriors: Gundam and thought it sucked. But perhaps that has something to do with me not being familiar with Gundam at all.

@Jim: I have no idea why, but that picture just made me start laughing uncontrollably at work for a good twenty seconds. Well done.
Andrewiscool's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2007 18:14
Andrewiscool
i love dynasty warriors and this one really looks off the hook with the graphics and new abilitys and the makeovers with characters ,warriors Orochhi also looks really good but Gundam i think looks pretty gay im really just waiting for dynasty warriors 6 when it comes out i will no longer have a social life
dman916's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 11:52
dman916
does anyone have access to anymore pics of the new dynasty warriors? i would love it if someone cud let me know on this forum thnks p.s Lu Bu Rules
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