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Duodecuple wielding Gutierrez photo


This happened. You know, not to be outdone.

Update 1: It's on.

Update 2: Hoffman takes the lead. And cake.

Update 3: Meme confirmed.

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Gemsi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 15:53
Gemsi
Why what a long sausage you have........
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 15:54
Justice
But I don't have that many phones!
craineum's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 15:54
craineum
Love the sausage.
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 15:54
Half left
Massive kudos for NG love.
Freefall's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 15:59
Freefall
Niiiiiiiiiice.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:02
Mushman
Brilliant.

So this is how Dtiod steamrolls the competition??

:)
AlienGuy18's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:02
AlienGuy18
Shit just got numerical.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:03
Mushman
CORRECTION!!

DTOID, NOT DTIOD.

/facepalm

Sorry.
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:03
Tristero
Meme me baby!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:04
Niero
We're indie so we have to try harder. LONGER.
nightv's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:07
nightv
Is that a dildo?
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:13
wardrox
I don't think I understand what most of those items even are. Well played sir. :D
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:16
PappaDukes
Fucking righteous!
mr geo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:16
mr geo
Those new sausages are hot. I'm lookin' to get me one of them.
MaximusPaynicus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:17
MaximusPaynicus
I don't think I have that many electronic devices in my whole damn house.

Guess this means I won't be getting in on the wielding goodness.
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:19
Rifter01
Meaty, meaty, juicy, juicy!
Gibbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:20
Gibbo
I expect this to spread across the internet or I will have to kill a baby kitten.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:22
MechaMonkey
The first to wield 20 original Gameboys will be declared winner.
nightv's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:25
nightv
I don't think any one has enough dildos*cough*sausages to be better then this picture other then a BBQ add or a porno.
Mentok the Mindtaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:29
Mentok the Mindtaker
Best post evar!
PwnanObrien's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:30
PwnanObrien
Holy shit I had that exact same cell-phone on the very right for years...

...such a piece of shit.
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:44
Dale North
we just won the internet
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:47
bunnyrabbit2
Well, this gave me an excuse to wear all my toy weapons and cardboard dtoid helmet. WOO

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/bunnyrabbit2/quad-gun-quad-sword-triple-device-wielding-bunnyrabbit2-131202.phtml
Mikular's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:50
Mikular
Oh shit, fools just got Gutierrez'd, for real.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:55
Dexter345
I get it.
Mikular's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:56
Mikular
... And Bunny Rabbit'd...
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 16:59
Los255
BRACE FOR EPIC!!!

Good job Ray.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 17:03
Monodi
Amazing.
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 17:07
grafkhun
what's that crazy globe thing in the background?
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 17:09
Jesus H Christ
See this is why I love you guys.
GBreaux's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 17:11
GBreaux
shit just got real
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 17:11
BS3 Owner
Even Jesus H. Christ Aprroves this Blog.
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 17:14
Danzflor
Amazing, great. We Won. End. ^^
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 17:17
DaedHead8
I can't wait to get home from work so I can get in on this. Just another thing to make my girlfriend think I'm crazy.
Reien's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 17:17
Reien
This is stupid but so are the other ones. The Jones' are being stupid so we shall be too! /unsubscribe.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 17:25
garison
JOURNALISM.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 17:44
Johnny Justice
"Is that a dildo?" Which one? The big mechanical thing with the saw? Yep.
Bleach Boy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 17:50
Bleach Boy
Camera died so I had to use a webcam.

UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 18:14
UglyDuck
Look. I really love this stuff. I wouldn't have it replaced by anything. However, can you please post more things, Niero? Statistics show that I like things posted by Niero.
HydroTonix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 18:33
HydroTonix
HydroTonix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 18:34
HydroTonix
Ready to wednesday.
jetsaredim's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 19:09
jetsaredim
In response to the pic of the three dudes, this is my only comment...

Sup dawg? I put some dudes holdin' some phones in the pic of a dude holdin' some phones so you can hold phones while you hold phones!
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 19:10
Wexx
HARTS
hofftv's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 19:17
hofftv
@jetsaredim -

That's me (the one that looks like wolfman) Duel Wielding Rohan Rivas (GTTV Associate Producer) and Matt Walden (GTTV Production Assistant)

I'm the Series Producer of GTTV.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 19:17
Holyetheline
I enjoy your funnies.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 19:20
Hamza CTZ Aziz
TRISTERO!!!!!!!!!!!!
jetsaredim's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 19:29
jetsaredim
@hofftv - I just followed the thread from Kotaku and created an account to make that comment. I suppose that's kind of lame, but I figured I'd make the obvious meme+meme association.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 19:30
Chronic Logic
Where the hell did the sausage come from?
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 19:34
Tristero
HAMZA!!!!!!!!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2009 19:39
Niero
WOLFMAN!!!!!!!
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