It's official: the Japanese can't even take a sh*t without thinking about Monster Hunter. This October, for a mere 1000 yen (about $13), they'll be able to purchase a toilet paper holder based on either cat species from the Monster Hunter series. Holy crap.
Personally, anyone who actually buys this and uses it for its intended purpose ought to be administered a psychiatric evaluation. Who else but a crazy person would want that vacant, soul-sucking gaze directed at them while trying to do their business?
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