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Better not be the next Twilight. I catch my daughter reading a bdsm book and there will be hell to pay with tab going to whoever bought it or gave it to her. Wait. You just meant in popularity amongst the ladies didn't you? Not age groups.
That was hilarious. Jon St John is a good man. I hope the next Duke game is worthy of his vocal talents.
>From what I've been told this is the next Twilight
Funny you should say that because it's actually a Twilight fanfic that the author adapted (i.e. changed the names of things) so it could be published without copyright infringement.
Funny you should say that because it's actually a Twilight fanfic that the author adapted (i.e. changed the names of things) so it could be published without copyright infringement.
I thought the one place I could escape all this 50 Shades Of Shit bollocks was here on my beloved Destructoid, but I guess this poorly written piece of arse really does get everywhere (even if it is being read by the one and only Duke).
I love those books, they have an extreme sort of twilligt zone feel to them. After all its a serious of books all about sex writen by someone that by all accounts seems to never ever had sex in their entire life.
Or the sex was very straight up missionary for 5 minutes sex with no foreplay and that is what the writer thinks kinky stuff is.
Or the sex was very straight up missionary for 5 minutes sex with no foreplay and that is what the writer thinks kinky stuff is.
Based on that amazing excerpt, the writing for that book is more ridiculous than anything I could have imagined. In short bursts, though, it's extremely entertaining as read by Duke Nukem.
With all this talk about rape and feminism constantly going on, why don't gamers just refer to these rape BDSM fan fiction that is popular with WOMEN? And ask why WOMEN like stuff that is ten-times worse than anything we see in gaming?
Video was hilarious.
Video was hilarious.
No see, it's classier 'cause its a book and was on the NY Times best seller list.
To be fair though, I'm pretty sure, as a general rule, feminists don't approve of this either.
To be fair though, I'm pretty sure, as a general rule, feminists don't approve of this either.
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Imagine if someone wrote a porno book with the same skill and imagination of the Twillight books.
Oh and David Cage was brought in to plan out the sex scenes
Imagine if someone wrote a porno book with the same skill and imagination of the Twillight books.
Oh and David Cage was brought in to plan out the sex scenes
If this ever gets made into a movie, and it will, Avengers can kiss any box office records goodbye. Women will make this the new Titanic.
Popular books among men:
Game of Thrones series, which involves complex political warfare and military engagement in a fantasy setting.
Popular books among women:
50 Shades of Grey, which involves a girl falling in love with a man who has a BDSM fetish and details the kinky things they do in the bedroom.
But remember, it's men who only care about sex.
Game of Thrones series, which involves complex political warfare and military engagement in a fantasy setting.
Popular books among women:
50 Shades of Grey, which involves a girl falling in love with a man who has a BDSM fetish and details the kinky things they do in the bedroom.
But remember, it's men who only care about sex.
It was originally a Twilight fan-fic with BDSM in it.
Of course this piece of shit is going to be the next Twilight.
Of course this piece of shit is going to be the next Twilight.
Well said, Andy.
I don't know where this tripe came from, but it's gotten mighty big, mighty fast around these parts. I suppose the good news is, this isn't Twilight, at least.
I don't know where this tripe came from, but it's gotten mighty big, mighty fast around these parts. I suppose the good news is, this isn't Twilight, at least.
"it's safe to say I never ever want to talk about 50 Shades of Gray ever again."
tough shit, because you'll never stop hearing about it for the next several years unfortunately
tough shit, because you'll never stop hearing about it for the next several years unfortunately
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