And that is just a guess as for the main star...
Dammit, Jim. Took my (and everyone else's) joke.
could be fun if it was nothing more than a ridiculous and silly action movie with lots of gratuitous nudity (and bubblegum chewing)
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Duke Nukem movie in the works: Park your bricks in a theater near you!
I am convinced that 3D Realms is a joke company that specializes in long-term pranks. The ridiculous trailer for the new portable Duke Nukem games, the farcical delay of Duke Nukem Forever and the whole attitude surrounding the franchise just screams of a big laugh at our expense. This is why talk of a Duke Nukem movie leaves me similarly wary of publishers sniggering behind my back. Hollywood producer Scott Faye, the man currently bringing Max Payne to theaters, is the man responsible for Duke's alleged film debut, and is allegedly working with 3D Realms to allegedly make it happen. Faye says he is "working diligently at making a Duke Nukem movie scenario that will live up to the character and its import in the videogame world." If it's a faithful recreation he's after, don't expect to see a Duke Nukem movie for the next twenty-two years. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Vin Disel to play Duke? That would be awsome, but I guess he would be Arnie's age by the time they get round to filming it...
And that is just a guess as for the main star... I remember a couple year ago Arnold was gonna duke then time pass and still cant believe they are gonna make it. "don't expect to see a Duke Nukem movie for the next twenty-two years."
Dammit, Jim. Took my (and everyone else's) joke. Would want, but it should come out about the time my kids kids are old enough to get into R rated movies and I don't even have any kids that I know of I thought 3D realms had nothing to do w/the portable games, that was all good 'ol Apogee. What do i know, I daresay the amount of people who actually give a shit about Duke Nukem has dwindled over the years to a maximum of 10 people, only half of them actually working for 3D realms. I'd have guessed that the core audience for video game movie adaptations would be roughly in the age range of 15-25. Would anyone that age even know what Duke Nukem is? I'VE GOT BALLLLLLS OF STEEEEEEEL
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They say you should never meet your heroes, as you'll only ever be disappointed. I think the same thing can be said for videogames that have accrued over a decade of expectations and hype. If you never play it, at least in yo...more
Duke Nukem 3D, that is. The latest promotional video for Duke Nukem Forever continues with the second part of a behind-the-scenes retrospective on the Duke Nukem franchise and deals almost exclusively with the hero's fi...more
Good evening, Destructoid viewers, and welcome to the - wait for it - 69th episode of the Destructoid show. Expect to get quite the bang for your buck today, because we've got a bevy of news waiting for you. First and...more View all 3D Realms |


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