If you're like me, you sit around waiting for a troupe of intrepid fans to get crackin' on a
Duke Nukem fan flick. Brace yourself, for today our prayers have been answered in the form of the four-part French amateur film epic,
Duke Nukem: Endgame. Oh, gentle pixies -- I do believe we've found a fresh candidate for our next
Dtoid Movie Night.
The above video is part four, because you really need something as powerful as Duke Nukem taking on the world with a fricking lightsaber to rope you in to enduring 40 minutes of a fan film. What I've watched is compelling, yet oddly confusing -- I want to ridicule it, but I feel as though there's a joke here that I'm just not in on. Nobody could make something like this, y'know, fo serious, could they? Nobody would dare create a hodgepodge of Duke Nukem, Matrix cliches, fricking lightsabers(!), bad one-liners and horribly mangled English subtitles and actually lay proud claim to its genesis, would they?
Oh man, France -- be thankful for Jean Reno action movies and Ubisoft Montpellier, otherwise this would be a heavy mark against you. Or for you, if this is meant to be funny, because it is -- oh god, I can't decide. Hit the jump for the epic four-part saga of Duke Nukem: Endgame.
[Thanks David!]
Duke Nukem: Endgame
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Contest:
12:58 PM on 04.11.2007
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DUKE NUKEM! THE HIGH SCHOOL YEARS!
"no worse....aliens"
Why are fan films so often (Franchise Name): Endgame.
I've got a "Batman: Endgame" fan film DVD. He fights Alien AND Predator, and he does it all in like 5 minutes. SO EAT THAT FRENCHIES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjp0I_okX0w
I'm still pretty sure there's a "Batman: Endgame" somewhere.
On one hand, this flick sucks really, really hard.
On the other hand, this was someone's labor of love. So while I will mock it, I won't ride it as hard as I usually would.
Screw Duke Nukem Forever, make this a new Duke game, lol.
Who wants to bet on which "cease and desist" letter do they get first ? (Im betting on Fox)
Kids if you are doing a fan fic movie at least STICK TO THE FREAKIN FRANCHISE! how difficult could it have been to get some pig masks, cop disguises and some fake guns to actually do a Duke Nukem movie instead of this mess?
Université de Metz
OMG I come to see the "director" website and no he seems to be very serious about it.
Remind to bomb Metz university