Duke Nukem Forever teaser trailer: aliens, dumbells, bricks?

Well kids, here it is. Weighing in at just over a minute long, the Duke Nukem Forever teaser is just as cheesy as you'd hoped it would be, and then some. As you might expect, there isn't much of anything in the way of actual gameplay footage to be seen here, but if the game has been in development for over ten years, it's bound to be incredible, right? Right?  

Of special note is the one-liner at the end of the video. I won't spoil it for you, but watch the trailer and then come join me in the comments to make fun of it, won't you?