Well kids, here it is. Weighing in at just over a minute long, the Duke Nukem Forever teaser is just as cheesy as you'd hoped it would be, and then some. As you might expect, there isn't much of anything in the way of actual gameplay footage to be seen here, but if the game has been in development for over ten years, it's bound to be incredible, right? Right?
Of special note is the one-liner at the end of the video. I won't spoil it for you, but watch the trailer and then come join me in the comments to make fun of it, won't you?
What in the hell was that? Alien Toilet - is that the name of a band? Seriously, 10 years in the making and that's the best fuggin' line that they could come up with...
'I need to park my bricks' is going to become almost as much of a catchphrase as 'the cake is a lie'.
All joking aside though, every fibre of my being hopes that 3D Realms can actually get it out and have it be a good game. I think that deep down, every gamer is cheering this on because we all want to see it come out.
People talking about the graphics are retarded. Although the game had good graphics for the time, this game was all about the over the top violent humor (comical way) When I saw Duke, immediately thought "people are goign to think he is lame. But that's the point!" I just hope this game pulls of the wait.
Wow. I never ever thought I'd see the day when Duke Nukem Forever actually had a teaser trailer. I guess now we've just gotta wait another 5 - 10 years for the actual game.
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11:44 AM on 12.19.2007
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Found it.
http://www.shacknews.com/images/image-o-matic.x?/images/sshots/Screenshot/8921/8921_47694dab5485e.jpg
That looks like garbage. It looks like it's half assedly skinned and poorly modeled. That bus has wheels that look like octagons.
I wasn't looking for something that trumps Crysis, but this is barely above what they showed us in 2001.
Now, if you'll pardon me, I gotta go park my bricks.
Trailers cool, and im excited.
Please relase on 360, i dont need to buy another PC.
MaX Vest wins this round...
Hell I need a firm release date!!!
That trailer looks great, and its good to know they still know who Duke Nukem is, even if most of you don't.
Looks awesome - nice teaser of all my favorite baddies. I look forward to kickin some pig-cop ass :-D
It kindof sounds like R. Lee Ermey(drill instructor) and Leonard(retard) from Full Metal Jacket Had A butt baby, and he's trying to sound all hard.
He´s a redneck.
All joking aside though, every fibre of my being hopes that 3D Realms can actually get it out and have it be a good game. I think that deep down, every gamer is cheering this on because we all want to see it come out.
whatever. ill play it for 10min and go back to halo 3 soon after.
You know it.
I know it.
And so does 3DRealms. That's why they're going for the "so bad it's good" vibe on this over hyped PoS.