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balls of steel?
I'm looking for some overhyped trailer to park my bricks.
Found it.
Yeah, are we supposed to get excited over shitty graphics like this?
http://www.shacknews.com/images/image-o-matic.x?/images/sshots/Screenshot/8921/8921_47694dab5485e.jpg
That looks like garbage. It looks like it's half assedly skinned and poorly modeled. That bus has wheels that look like octagons.
I wasn't looking for something that trumps Crysis, but this is barely above what they showed us in 2001.
You know, I've been looking for a new way to say "I gotta take a crap". Thank you Duke Nukem. Thank you.
Now, if you'll pardon me, I gotta go park my bricks.
Is it so bad that it will become a cliche-catch phrase that catches on with all gamers and be like viral campaign or something?
Stay tuned.... for another 6 years.
thats taken way too long
What in the hell was that? Alien Toilet - is that the name of a band? Seriously, 10 years in the making and that's the best fuggin' line that they could come up with...
This game will undoubtly have something good about it, i mean ten years for a game, you think they'd put something amazing in it.
Trailers cool, and im excited.
Please relase on 360, i dont need to buy another PC.
That sucked
Since when did Duke Nukem have a speech impediment? The way he says bricks he sounds like a husky Jonathan Ross.
fuck u i liked it
If it comes with pinball then I'm stoked.
MaX Vest wins this round...
ME! I AM FIRST! PARK YOUR BRICKS HERE! I LOVE YOU DUKE NUKEM!
Was the first one amazing? NO. Was it fun? Yes.(especially coop with friends) It will be a good time.
Also, why is this in the 360 section, its a PC game :p.
I need a demo first before I pass any judgement.
Hell I need a firm release date!!!
Fuck it all guys... Duke Nukem 3D provided some of the best FPS experiences I've ever had.
That trailer looks great, and its good to know they still know who Duke Nukem is, even if most of you don't.
Dammit dammit. No. This is wrong.
@ ZMTToxics: Because it's coming out for the 360. :P
Ew. Brick parking.
I still think that this game is a forever long April fools joke.
SUCK IT DOWN!
Looks awesome - nice teaser of all my favorite baddies. I look forward to kickin some pig-cop ass :-D
to clarify---> "first one" = N64 port
Stay with me here......
It kindof sounds like R. Lee Ermey(drill instructor) and Leonard(retard) from Full Metal Jacket Had A butt baby, and he's trying to sound all hard.
I see that over the years it has aged like fine cottage cheese. I'll still check it out if it manages to come out during my lifetime.
hmm, looks like the franchise is finally starting to go towards a more family friendly feel now.
Duke has been parking his bricks for 10 years! Let's get on with the game!
Um ... wut?
There's not much to say other than "not worth the wait".
Pure awesome. They better actually make this Fn game.
This games looks like Prey took a shit and rubbed itself with a dirty vagina.
Every 10 years we'll get a trailer with a catch phrase, after 100 years we'll have a full game with full dialogue.
Is this supposed to be like Snakes On Plane where the product is self aware that it's sensationalized garbage and makes the most of it?
Need to park my bricks brb.
So he will shit bricks? Is he gonna see something? Know what I mean?
He´s a redneck.
'I need to park my bricks' is going to become almost as much of a catchphrase as 'the cake is a lie'.
All joking aside though, every fibre of my being hopes that 3D Realms can actually get it out and have it be a good game. I think that deep down, every gamer is cheering this on because we all want to see it come out.
Wow...nice ending line.
the nanoseconds flashes look pretty good, but duke himself looked like total shit
Looks like crap, hopefully it wont play the same.
People talking about the graphics are retarded. Although the game had good graphics for the time, this game was all about the over the top violent humor (comical way) When I saw Duke, immediately thought "people are goign to think he is lame. But that's the point!" I just hope this game pulls of the wait.
omg! They've casted Bruce Willis as Duke Nukem? Cereally...he looks like a pumped-up Bruce Willis with a flat-top.
hahahaha 10 years for this crap... if this game ever comes out in my lifetime, i'll have to get it out of principle.
Wow. I never ever thought I'd see the day when Duke Nukem Forever actually had a teaser trailer. I guess now we've just gotta wait another 5 - 10 years for the actual game.
enough is enough. i have had it with these motherfucking bricks in this motherfucking alien toilet.
Can't believe there is a trailer out. I loved Duke Nukem, it's the "Snakes on a Plane" of video games. Too awesome.
meh, anyone else think he looked weird? Like a Ken doll or something. A really ripped Ken doll.
is it wrong that i went "fuck yeah!!" ?
whatever. ill play it for 10min and go back to halo 3 soon after.
I think I prefered the fanmade trailers :(
This game is going to sail the failboat into Failtown.
You know it.
I know it.
And so does 3DRealms. That's why they're going for the "so bad it's good" vibe on this over hyped PoS.
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