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Duke Nukem Forever screens will block your cock

12:40 PM on 02.09.2011 // Jim Sterling
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Gearbox recently had a bunch of gamers out to a strip club to play Duke Nukem Forever. I was too busy RESPECTING WOMEN, GUYS to go, but we have the screenshots anyway! They feature ugly aliens, big guns, and more manliness than you could need. 

I've got to confess, I'm looking forward to this. Am I expecting true greatness? Am I imagining a revolutionary game that pushes innovation and quality to new heights? No. Am I expecting some tasteless smut and shameless violence? Yep!

No problem with that.

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