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I will never buy this game no matter what simply out of spite. *shakes fist in anger* I'll teach you to keep me waiting for 10 years, 3D Realms!!!!!
Does anyone really care anymore?
I'd make fun of Jason Hall for using the nickname "Jace", but I'm pretty sure that dude could snap me in two without breaking a sweat. Have you ever seen the size of his arms?
It DOES exist! Please, when it is done, I will be waiting for a review!!!!!! WOOOOOT!!
It looks like mindless fun, but personally I think the game is funnier and better as an always-in-development legend.
I don't understand why they were here, but thats awesome! Also NUDITY!
holy fuck! Andy is gonna shit over this.
Oh.
My.
God!
the internet is going to freak out again.
I promise it will be less than what everyone hopes it is. There's no way something that people have been waiting 10 years for could possibly live up to that level of hype.
....holy shit.
Duke Nukem Forever DOES exist!
If the funny one liners are there, and the violence is there, that is ALL THERE NEEDS TO BE for duke nukem forever to be good. Fuck "innovative gameplay mechanics & story" this is duke fucking nukem we are talking about here.
Holly hell! Was that the Devastator? Did they say SHRINK RAY?!? Oh yeah baby! Shake it! Shake it for daddy...
This looks amazing.
Jack Hall? WHO THE FUCK IS JACK HALL AND WHY DOESNT SCOTT HALL HAVE HIS OWN SHOW GODDAMMIT!
i have hair and im sexy as fuck!!!!!!
damn balk people always getting shows.
*looks at video*
*looks at comments*
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck is going on. Meh.
For some reason, the video won't play for me. THAT ANGERS ME!
11/10
@ austenw
The only hype this game gets is when people are reminded it exists, at which point we all wet ourselves for a few minutes before promptly forgetting why.
It certainly doesn't look terrible...
Duke Nukem 3D was one of the first PC games I played. Man, giving an in-game stripper some money to “Shake it, baby” when you’re 12 years old...well, it never ceased to be amusing.
Wow, Duke looks 'alright' for a few seconds preview, watching out for that, loved the humour of Duke games also would be cool to hear 'Grabbag' recomposed again.
Expecting some jokes directed at Serious Sam, 'Blondie.
DN3D=best game from the 486 era. DNF, i only hope it stands on its own as the competition nowadays is a bit more... competitive.
didn't I play this, I think it was called Half Life 2
Unless it totally sucks, I'll be buying DNF when it comes out.
after 12 years, its a whole new world of videogames. what did duke have as competition then? doom, quake, thats about it in terms of credible 3d fps games (maybe wolfenstein etc)
what could elevate it above games like Halo or Cock of Doody 4 now? it has to have something going for it or it'll die on its arse as just another FPS game, which it doesnt deserve.
What'll make this game great? the fact it's Duke Nukem.
fuck, Duke's banter would give it some cred alone, along with the fact its a pretty iconic character. kind of shits on master chief/gordon freeman etc from a great height in terms of character, look, and general coolness.
He doesnt need depth, etc in the way that master chief etc would probably benefit from it - duke wasnt built that way. the whole attitude/gore/killing strippers thing could quite easily land it in some hot water - didnt do GTA any harm, the publicity it received just for BEING a grand theft auto game easily propelled it into its position as fastest selling game ever.
hurry the fuck up 3drealms and release it.
@teach4food - it does look like it's running Source or something doesnt it? heh
Can't fucking watch it. Probably cause I'm in Canada.
I'd rather have seen some direct feed.
And I'm all out of gum.
I still have my pre-order from 10 years ago. I can't wait.
(that was a big lie)
I've got balls of steel.
Looks great! Still, it's not worth waiting for 12 years. That's alot of Duke that just didn't get released. I wonder how shitty the games had to be for them to not even release one under another title in the meantime.
I'll probably buy it, but I probably won't forgive the delay.
I'm gonna rip off you're head and shit down you're neck!
:)
I hope they do it right & don't try to mold it to consoles.
iD is doing like EPIC i think though and leaning in that direction, sort of sad.
Brick parkin' good.
More like Duke Nukem TAKES Forever! AMIRITE?!?!?!
wow....
Who's the uber-hottie behind the desk?
Was it worth the wait? I'm still waiting. The damn video won't play. Damn.
Wow holy shit that game looks fun
hmmm... ok, so you run around and shoot stuff. got it!
Dude, honestly. All I need is violence, Duke Nukem quotes, and for it to make fun of Halo and other shooters.
My life's complete. <3
Duke Nukem is the origional Master Chief, only difference is that Duke is so badass that he throws away all the body armor and dons a pair of sunglasses and his trustworthy ammunition carrying harness. Besides, whens the last time a FPS hero ripped off the head of the boss of the spacestation part and shit down it's neck.
I'm way too young to care.
@ Knaves
"I'm way too young to care."
Seconded.
When development on Duke Nukem forever started I was 7 years old
i just saw a whole herd of pigs flying.
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