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Duke Nukem Forever - Alert the Internets! New pic!
12:48 PM on 06.19.2007, Kayka 59 comments

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Duke Nukem Forever pic #3

They really mean business this time. Yesterday a new and crappy scan of Duke Nukem Forever appeared on the 3D Realms forums. The image shows a dark room filled with stuff that can't be expressed properly by a non-hardcore fan like me. After various scan and photoshop jobs however, the first better quality images were uploaded and ... I still can't make out what the hell is going on. Maybe this is a Chinese myth dragon or something, I don't know. Hopefully a high resolution picture will be released soon.

[Via 3D Realms] 


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Justice's Avatar
Justice at 06/19/2007 12:46
I meant about your posts and the game
When I just realised you posted something a few days ago
Anyway
These tiny resolution and grainy pics get so old so fast
BlindsideDork's Avatar
BlindsideDork at 06/19/2007 12:48
a spikey thing going thru someone?
Tempus's Avatar
Tempus at 06/19/2007 12:48
3DRealms have lost it. That's a magazine scan, don't they know we have digital media these days?
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 06/19/2007 12:51
Holy crap Kayka sighting! Where were you guys, were you guys trapped in a crackden? Was it good crack!?
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demonelite at 06/19/2007 12:53
So what will come out first, Metal Gear Solid 4 on the 360 or Duke Nukem Forever?
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 06/19/2007 12:53
WHAT.THE.FUCK.
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DeusPayne at 06/19/2007 12:56
hahahahahahahahahahaha. i love how the last few bits of info have been nothing more than small pictures, and low quality scans.
Oni's Avatar
Oni at 06/19/2007 12:57
*yawn*
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Snaileb at 06/19/2007 13:05
Internet matlocks, where is your God now?!
Tempus's Avatar
Tempus at 06/19/2007 13:07
Rumour has it this game is in development for the now defunct Ngage.
Tron Knotts's Avatar
Tron Knotts at 06/19/2007 13:09
What will come out first, this or the new Guns N' Roses album?
Rockvillian's Avatar
Rockvillian at 06/19/2007 13:10
It's an electro dragon, balls deep in an astropop!

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relik at 06/19/2007 13:14
Leroy's Avatar
Leroy at 06/19/2007 13:19
*lol* Excellent list. Bookmarked. ^^
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar
AngelsDontBurn at 06/19/2007 13:20
Tenticle porn?
KilgoreTrout XL's Avatar
KilgoreTrout XL at 06/19/2007 13:24
That's obviously a giant reptile phallus with a patriotically-colored tattoo ejaculating an electric california redwood into the ceiling of a an underground parking garage.

Jesus. Are all you people blind or something?
Azure's Avatar
Azure at 06/19/2007 13:24
First thing I saw was a resonance cascade, personally.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 06/19/2007 13:25
Oh snap, that totally is a Quake killer right there!
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 06/19/2007 13:38
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....... Satan's phalus.
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UNDERSTAR at 06/19/2007 13:39
DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!!! *blow myself up*
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar
AngelsDontBurn at 06/19/2007 13:55
Haha, Azure! Honestly, that's what I saw at first too.
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 06/19/2007 13:59
I'm serving 3D Realms with a C&D.

I never authorized those photos of me being e-stim'd in the junk with a astropop.
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 06/19/2007 14:02
What was that big announcment that you said you'd..uh..announce last week? Did I miss it? What is it? Free kicks to the face?
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 06/19/2007 14:03
^ To DVD
JonDarkwood's Avatar
JonDarkwood at 06/19/2007 14:06
Anyone who ever really cared about the Duke Nukem series probably gave up on it a long time ago for good reason.
mono's Avatar
mono at 06/19/2007 14:12
Bungie spends time and money putting together an intricate ARG to promote their game.

3D Realms releases production still from Howard the Duck.
Fronz's Avatar
Fronz at 06/19/2007 14:17
Hahaha, awesome list
Boris Lugosi's Avatar
Boris Lugosi at 06/19/2007 14:27
April 27th was the 10th anniversary of Duke Nukem's announcement. I declared it Duke Nukem Forever Day
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Brandon2520 at 06/19/2007 14:38
When are people going to figure things out, Duke Nukem Forever is the BIGGEST and most elaborate april fools joke ever.
bobthecat23's Avatar
bobthecat23 at 06/19/2007 15:01
LOL at the list
Rockvillian's Avatar
Rockvillian at 06/19/2007 15:13
LOL at the fake/april fools comments. Guys, this is the real deal here.

Where's an ice cream man when I need one? And did you know that Astropops are also called Freedom Pops in more.... rural areas?
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some_dude at 06/19/2007 15:20
More like Duke Nukem For-Never, Amirite?

But really what is that? A cellphone pic of a giant nostril hair being jammed in an electrical outlet?
JonDarkwood's Avatar
JonDarkwood at 06/19/2007 15:28
yeah ok darn you convinced me how could I have ever doubted 3dRealms LOL
SuperDave's Avatar
SuperDave at 06/19/2007 15:38
Damn, way to silence the naysayers 3D Realms, you go. I wonder how long they'll keep the joke running?
JonDarkwood's Avatar
JonDarkwood at 06/19/2007 16:12
Hey, this could turn out to be an effective marketing technique for them. Every time they start working on a different game, they should invent some BS about the next Duke Nukem to get gamers to flock to their site.
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WillyFourEyes at 06/19/2007 17:28
I get all of my DNF-related snapshot news from Shacknews. Damned if I'm giving 3DRealms any ad clicks.
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Kaikara at 06/19/2007 17:45
Gawd I remember being in awe at the first ever DNF videos way back in 1996. When Duke was blasting the pig cops from the back of a truck in some sort of highway chas it looked better than sliced bread. It's sad really that the sequel to a game I adored as a kid, and looked forward to so much a decade ago has just never been released. And in a way I don't want it to be, it will always remain in my heart the badass scenes of Duke blasting pig cops from the back of a truck.......
Ndizi's Avatar
Ndizi at 06/19/2007 18:06
after all this years I'm still hyped. This year feels especially good. We mgiht even get a date!
Teta's Avatar
Teta at 06/19/2007 18:08
Duke Nukem Forever
With more pigs, stippers and magazine scans.

Platform: Pc, Xbox 360, BS3 and N64.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 06/19/2007 18:10
We can post scans from Game Informer now? Two days ago that wasn't the case.
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mrsamuel at 06/20/2007 03:58
Wow.

Honestly, I find the balls of 3D Realms through all of this incredible. Absolutely incredible. Releasing tiny, lame screenshots actually makes the DNF saga more insulting to gamers.

All of this time and secrecy, they seriously better be hiding the sequel to The Bible.
mrsamuel's Avatar
mrsamuel at 06/20/2007 03:58
Wow.

Honestly, I find the balls of 3D Realms through all of this incredible. Absolutely incredible. Releasing tiny, lame screenshots actually makes the DNF saga more insulting to gamers.

All of this time and secrecy, they seriously better be hiding the sequel to The Bible.
Brandwag's Avatar
Brandwag at 06/20/2007 05:34
Correction, Duke Nukem (will take) Forever
ken's Avatar
ken at 06/20/2007 08:57


It's a close-up of one of the Duke's dingleberrys.....
thekilljoy's Avatar
thekilljoy at 06/20/2007 13:10
why do i have this strange feeling like i'm looking at a game built on the same engine Prey was?

....i swear i see the gravpads in the mid-left of the image.
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cathy1 at 06/20/2007 13:48
Doom & Duke Nukem is my all time favorite games.


Cathy
http://www.spaml.com
jdwpom's Avatar
jdwpom at 06/20/2007 19:46
Has anyone noticed that the initials for Duke Nukem Forever are DNF - as in 'Did Not Finish'?
Katana's Avatar
Katana at 06/20/2007 21:41
I think this game would be a lot more of a blockbuster upon a release if it wasn't as comedic a series. IE, Quake, Half-Life, or Indigo Prophecy would turn heads to make a sequel after so long. I mean, compare these reactions...
"Oh my god.....that.....that teaser was just...beautiful. It was awesome when that guy just turned and said 'War. War never changes.
I NEVER thought they would come out with this, but this is just...AWESOME!!! I love you, Game Company!"
vs
"DUKE! F**K YEAH! DIG DA CHICKS!"
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