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12:48 PM on 06.19.2007, Kayka

59 comments | 242070 views

They really mean business this time. Yesterday a new and crappy scan of Duke Nukem Forever appeared on the 3D Realms forums. The image shows a dark room filled with stuff that can't be expressed properly by a non-hardcore fan like me. After various scan and photoshop jobs however, the first better quality images were uploaded and ... I still can't make out what the hell is going on. Maybe this is a Chinese myth dragon or something, I don't know. Hopefully a high resolution picture will be released soon.

[Via 3D Realms]

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Justice

My gosh kayka it's been years!

WastelandTraveler

the world will explode in 5 minutes, have a great day!

Justice

I meant about your posts and the game
When I just realised you posted something a few days ago
Anyway
These tiny resolution and grainy pics get so old so fast

BlindsideDork

a spikey thing going thru someone?

Tempus

3DRealms have lost it. That's a magazine scan, don't they know we have digital media these days?

tazarthayoot

Holy crap Kayka sighting! Where were you guys, were you guys trapped in a crackden? Was it good crack!?

demonelite

So what will come out first, Metal Gear Solid 4 on the 360 or Duke Nukem Forever?

Snaileb

WHAT.THE.FUCK.

DeusPayne

hahahahahahahahahahaha. i love how the last few bits of info have been nothing more than small pictures, and low quality scans.

Oni

*yawn*

Snaileb

Internet matlocks, where is your God now?!

Tempus

Rumour has it this game is in development for the now defunct Ngage.

Tron Knotts

What will come out first, this or the new Guns N' Roses album?

Rockvillian

It's an electro dragon, balls deep in an astropop!

relik

Things that have happened since DNF was announced

always makes me chuckle

Leroy

*lol* Excellent list. Bookmarked. ^^

AngelsDontBurn

Tenticle porn?

KilgoreTrout XL

That's obviously a giant reptile phallus with a patriotically-colored tattoo ejaculating an electric california redwood into the ceiling of a an underground parking garage.

Jesus. Are all you people blind or something?

Azure

First thing I saw was a resonance cascade, personally.

Mxyzptlk

Oh snap, that totally is a Quake killer right there!

RICHARD BLOCKER

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....... Satan's phalus.

UNDERSTAR

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!!! *blow myself up*

AngelsDontBurn

Haha, Azure! Honestly, that's what I saw at first too.

BluDesign

I'm serving 3D Realms with a C&D.

I never authorized those photos of me being e-stim'd in the junk with a astropop.

Snaileb

What was that big announcment that you said you'd..uh..announce last week? Did I miss it? What is it? Free kicks to the face?

Snaileb

^ To DVD

JonDarkwood

Anyone who ever really cared about the Duke Nukem series probably gave up on it a long time ago for good reason.

mono

Bungie spends time and money putting together an intricate ARG to promote their game.

3D Realms releases production still from Howard the Duck.

Fronz

Hahaha, awesome list

Boris Lugosi

April 27th was the 10th anniversary of Duke Nukem's announcement. I declared it Duke Nukem Forever Day

Brandon2520

When are people going to figure things out, Duke Nukem Forever is the BIGGEST and most elaborate april fools joke ever.

bobthecat23

LOL at the list

Rockvillian

LOL at the fake/april fools comments. Guys, this is the real deal here.

Where's an ice cream man when I need one? And did you know that Astropops are also called Freedom Pops in more.... rural areas?

some_dude

More like Duke Nukem For-Never, Amirite?

But really what is that? A cellphone pic of a giant nostril hair being jammed in an electrical outlet?

JonDarkwood

yeah ok darn you convinced me how could I have ever doubted 3dRealms LOL

SuperDave

Damn, way to silence the naysayers 3D Realms, you go. I wonder how long they'll keep the joke running?

JonDarkwood

Hey, this could turn out to be an effective marketing technique for them. Every time they start working on a different game, they should invent some BS about the next Duke Nukem to get gamers to flock to their site.

WillyFourEyes

I get all of my DNF-related snapshot news from Shacknews. Damned if I'm giving 3DRealms any ad clicks.

Kaikara

Gawd I remember being in awe at the first ever DNF videos way back in 1996. When Duke was blasting the pig cops from the back of a truck in some sort of highway chas it looked better than sliced bread. It's sad really that the sequel to a game I adored as a kid, and looked forward to so much a decade ago has just never been released. And in a way I don't want it to be, it will always remain in my heart the badass scenes of Duke blasting pig cops from the back of a truck.......

Ndizi

after all this years I'm still hyped. This year feels especially good. We mgiht even get a date!

Teta

Duke Nukem Forever
With more pigs, stippers and magazine scans.

Platform: Pc, Xbox 360, BS3 and N64.

Dexter345

We can post scans from Game Informer now? Two days ago that wasn't the case.

mrsamuel

Wow.

Honestly, I find the balls of 3D Realms through all of this incredible. Absolutely incredible. Releasing tiny, lame screenshots actually makes the DNF saga more insulting to gamers.

All of this time and secrecy, they seriously better be hiding the sequel to The Bible.

mrsamuel

Brandwag

Correction, Duke Nukem (will take) Forever

ken

It's a close-up of one of the Duke's dingleberrys.....

thekilljoy

why do i have this strange feeling like i'm looking at a game built on the same engine Prey was?

....i swear i see the gravpads in the mid-left of the image.

cathy1

Doom & Duke Nukem is my all time favorite games.

Cathy
http://www.spaml.com

jdwpom

Has anyone noticed that the initials for Duke Nukem Forever are DNF - as in 'Did Not Finish'?

Katana

I think this game would be a lot more of a blockbuster upon a release if it wasn't as comedic a series. IE, Quake, Half-Life, or Indigo Prophecy would turn heads to make a sequel after so long. I mean, compare these reactions...
"Oh my god.....that.....that teaser was just...beautiful. It was awesome when that guy just turned and said 'War. War never changes.
I NEVER thought they would come out with this, but this is just...AWESOME!!! I love you, Game Company!"
vs
"DUKE! F**K YEAH! DIG DA CHICKS!"

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