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I meant about your posts and the game
When I just realised you posted something a few days ago
Anyway
These tiny resolution and grainy pics get so old so fast
When I just realised you posted something a few days ago
Anyway
These tiny resolution and grainy pics get so old so fast
Holy crap Kayka sighting! Where were you guys, were you guys trapped in a crackden? Was it good crack!?
hahahahahahahahahahaha. i love how the last few bits of info have been nothing more than small pictures, and low quality scans.
That's obviously a giant reptile phallus with a patriotically-colored tattoo ejaculating an electric california redwood into the ceiling of a an underground parking garage.
Jesus. Are all you people blind or something?
Jesus. Are all you people blind or something?
I'm serving 3D Realms with a C&D.
I never authorized those photos of me being e-stim'd in the junk with a astropop.
I never authorized those photos of me being e-stim'd in the junk with a astropop.
What was that big announcment that you said you'd..uh..announce last week? Did I miss it? What is it? Free kicks to the face?
Anyone who ever really cared about the Duke Nukem series probably gave up on it a long time ago for good reason.
Bungie spends time and money putting together an intricate ARG to promote their game.
3D Realms releases production still from Howard the Duck.
3D Realms releases production still from Howard the Duck.
April 27th was the 10th anniversary of Duke Nukem's announcement. I declared it Duke Nukem Forever Day
When are people going to figure things out, Duke Nukem Forever is the BIGGEST and most elaborate april fools joke ever.
LOL at the fake/april fools comments. Guys, this is the real deal here.
Where's an ice cream man when I need one? And did you know that Astropops are also called Freedom Pops in more.... rural areas?
Where's an ice cream man when I need one? And did you know that Astropops are also called Freedom Pops in more.... rural areas?
More like Duke Nukem For-Never, Amirite?
But really what is that? A cellphone pic of a giant nostril hair being jammed in an electrical outlet?
But really what is that? A cellphone pic of a giant nostril hair being jammed in an electrical outlet?
Damn, way to silence the naysayers 3D Realms, you go. I wonder how long they'll keep the joke running?
Hey, this could turn out to be an effective marketing technique for them. Every time they start working on a different game, they should invent some BS about the next Duke Nukem to get gamers to flock to their site.
I get all of my DNF-related snapshot news from Shacknews. Damned if I'm giving 3DRealms any ad clicks.
Gawd I remember being in awe at the first ever DNF videos way back in 1996. When Duke was blasting the pig cops from the back of a truck in some sort of highway chas it looked better than sliced bread. It's sad really that the sequel to a game I adored as a kid, and looked forward to so much a decade ago has just never been released. And in a way I don't want it to be, it will always remain in my heart the badass scenes of Duke blasting pig cops from the back of a truck.......
Duke Nukem Forever
With more pigs, stippers and magazine scans.
Platform: Pc, Xbox 360, BS3 and N64.
With more pigs, stippers and magazine scans.
Platform: Pc, Xbox 360, BS3 and N64.
Wow.
Honestly, I find the balls of 3D Realms through all of this incredible. Absolutely incredible. Releasing tiny, lame screenshots actually makes the DNF saga more insulting to gamers.
All of this time and secrecy, they seriously better be hiding the sequel to The Bible.
Honestly, I find the balls of 3D Realms through all of this incredible. Absolutely incredible. Releasing tiny, lame screenshots actually makes the DNF saga more insulting to gamers.
All of this time and secrecy, they seriously better be hiding the sequel to The Bible.
Wow.
Honestly, I find the balls of 3D Realms through all of this incredible. Absolutely incredible. Releasing tiny, lame screenshots actually makes the DNF saga more insulting to gamers.
All of this time and secrecy, they seriously better be hiding the sequel to The Bible.
Honestly, I find the balls of 3D Realms through all of this incredible. Absolutely incredible. Releasing tiny, lame screenshots actually makes the DNF saga more insulting to gamers.
All of this time and secrecy, they seriously better be hiding the sequel to The Bible.
why do i have this strange feeling like i'm looking at a game built on the same engine Prey was?
....i swear i see the gravpads in the mid-left of the image.
....i swear i see the gravpads in the mid-left of the image.
I think this game would be a lot more of a blockbuster upon a release if it wasn't as comedic a series. IE, Quake, Half-Life, or Indigo Prophecy would turn heads to make a sequel after so long. I mean, compare these reactions...
"Oh my god.....that.....that teaser was just...beautiful. It was awesome when that guy just turned and said 'War. War never changes.
I NEVER thought they would come out with this, but this is just...AWESOME!!! I love you, Game Company!"
vs
"DUKE! F**K YEAH! DIG DA CHICKS!"
"Oh my god.....that.....that teaser was just...beautiful. It was awesome when that guy just turned and said 'War. War never changes.
I NEVER thought they would come out with this, but this is just...AWESOME!!! I love you, Game Company!"
vs
"DUKE! F**K YEAH! DIG DA CHICKS!"
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