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Duke Nukem Forever pic #3

They really mean business this time. Yesterday a new and crappy scan of Duke Nukem Forever appeared on the 3D Realms forums. The image shows a dark room filled with stuff that can't be expressed properly by a non-hardcore fan like me. After various scan and photoshop jobs however, the first better quality images were uploaded and ... I still can't make out what the hell is going on. Maybe this is a Chinese myth dragon or something, I don't know. Hopefully a high resolution picture will be released soon.

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Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 12:45
Justice
My gosh kayka it's been years!
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 12:46
WastelandTraveler
the world will explode in 5 minutes, have a great day!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 12:46
Justice
I meant about your posts and the game
When I just realised you posted something a few days ago
Anyway
These tiny resolution and grainy pics get so old so fast
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 12:48
BlindsideDork
a spikey thing going thru someone?
Tempus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 12:48
Tempus
3DRealms have lost it. That's a magazine scan, don't they know we have digital media these days?
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 12:51
tazarthayoot
Holy crap Kayka sighting! Where were you guys, were you guys trapped in a crackden? Was it good crack!?
demonelite's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 12:53
demonelite
So what will come out first, Metal Gear Solid 4 on the 360 or Duke Nukem Forever?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 12:53
Snaileb
WHAT.THE.FUCK.
DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 12:56
DeusPayne
hahahahahahahahahahaha. i love how the last few bits of info have been nothing more than small pictures, and low quality scans.
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 12:57
Oni
*yawn*
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 13:05
Snaileb
Internet matlocks, where is your God now?!
Tempus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 13:07
Tempus
Rumour has it this game is in development for the now defunct Ngage.
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 13:09
Tron Knotts
What will come out first, this or the new Guns N' Roses album?
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 13:10
Rockvillian
It's an electro dragon, balls deep in an astropop!

relik's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 13:14
relik
Leroy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 13:19
Leroy
*lol* Excellent list. Bookmarked. ^^
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 13:20
AngelsDontBurn
Tenticle porn?
KilgoreTrout XL's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 13:24
KilgoreTrout XL
That's obviously a giant reptile phallus with a patriotically-colored tattoo ejaculating an electric california redwood into the ceiling of a an underground parking garage.

Jesus. Are all you people blind or something?
Azure's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 13:24
Azure
First thing I saw was a resonance cascade, personally.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 13:25
Mxyzptlk
Oh snap, that totally is a Quake killer right there!
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 13:38
RICHARD BLOCKER
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....... Satan's phalus.
UNDERSTAR's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 13:39
UNDERSTAR
DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!!! *blow myself up*
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 13:55
AngelsDontBurn
Haha, Azure! Honestly, that's what I saw at first too.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 13:59
BluDesign
I'm serving 3D Realms with a C&D.

I never authorized those photos of me being e-stim'd in the junk with a astropop.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 14:02
Snaileb
What was that big announcment that you said you'd..uh..announce last week? Did I miss it? What is it? Free kicks to the face?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 14:03
Snaileb
^ To DVD
JonDarkwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 14:06
JonDarkwood
Anyone who ever really cared about the Duke Nukem series probably gave up on it a long time ago for good reason.
mono's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 14:12
mono
Bungie spends time and money putting together an intricate ARG to promote their game.

3D Realms releases production still from Howard the Duck.
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 14:17
Fronz
Hahaha, awesome list
Boris Lugosi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 14:27
Boris Lugosi
April 27th was the 10th anniversary of Duke Nukem's announcement. I declared it Duke Nukem Forever Day
Brandon2520's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 14:38
Brandon2520
When are people going to figure things out, Duke Nukem Forever is the BIGGEST and most elaborate april fools joke ever.
bobthecat23's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 15:01
bobthecat23
LOL at the list
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 15:13
Rockvillian
LOL at the fake/april fools comments. Guys, this is the real deal here.

Where's an ice cream man when I need one? And did you know that Astropops are also called Freedom Pops in more.... rural areas?
some_dude's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 15:20
some_dude
More like Duke Nukem For-Never, Amirite?

But really what is that? A cellphone pic of a giant nostril hair being jammed in an electrical outlet?
JonDarkwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 15:28
JonDarkwood
yeah ok darn you convinced me how could I have ever doubted 3dRealms LOL
SuperDave's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 15:38
SuperDave
Damn, way to silence the naysayers 3D Realms, you go. I wonder how long they'll keep the joke running?
JonDarkwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 16:12
JonDarkwood
Hey, this could turn out to be an effective marketing technique for them. Every time they start working on a different game, they should invent some BS about the next Duke Nukem to get gamers to flock to their site.
WillyFourEyes's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 17:28
WillyFourEyes
I get all of my DNF-related snapshot news from Shacknews. Damned if I'm giving 3DRealms any ad clicks.
Kaikara's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 17:45
Kaikara
Gawd I remember being in awe at the first ever DNF videos way back in 1996. When Duke was blasting the pig cops from the back of a truck in some sort of highway chas it looked better than sliced bread. It's sad really that the sequel to a game I adored as a kid, and looked forward to so much a decade ago has just never been released. And in a way I don't want it to be, it will always remain in my heart the badass scenes of Duke blasting pig cops from the back of a truck.......
Ndizi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 18:06
Ndizi
after all this years I'm still hyped. This year feels especially good. We mgiht even get a date!
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 18:08
Teta
Duke Nukem Forever
With more pigs, stippers and magazine scans.

Platform: Pc, Xbox 360, BS3 and N64.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2007 18:10
Dexter345
We can post scans from Game Informer now? Two days ago that wasn't the case.
mrsamuel's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2007 03:58
mrsamuel
Wow.

Honestly, I find the balls of 3D Realms through all of this incredible. Absolutely incredible. Releasing tiny, lame screenshots actually makes the DNF saga more insulting to gamers.

All of this time and secrecy, they seriously better be hiding the sequel to The Bible.
mrsamuel's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2007 03:58
mrsamuel
Wow.

Honestly, I find the balls of 3D Realms through all of this incredible. Absolutely incredible. Releasing tiny, lame screenshots actually makes the DNF saga more insulting to gamers.

All of this time and secrecy, they seriously better be hiding the sequel to The Bible.
Brandwag's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2007 05:34
Brandwag
Correction, Duke Nukem (will take) Forever
ken's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2007 08:57
ken


It's a close-up of one of the Duke's dingleberrys.....
thekilljoy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2007 13:10
thekilljoy
why do i have this strange feeling like i'm looking at a game built on the same engine Prey was?

....i swear i see the gravpads in the mid-left of the image.
cathy1's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2007 13:48
cathy1
Doom & Duke Nukem is my all time favorite games.


Cathy
http://www.spaml.com
jdwpom's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2007 19:46
jdwpom
Has anyone noticed that the initials for Duke Nukem Forever are DNF - as in 'Did Not Finish'?
Katana's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2007 21:41
Katana
I think this game would be a lot more of a blockbuster upon a release if it wasn't as comedic a series. IE, Quake, Half-Life, or Indigo Prophecy would turn heads to make a sequel after so long. I mean, compare these reactions...
"Oh my god.....that.....that teaser was just...beautiful. It was awesome when that guy just turned and said 'War. War never changes.
I NEVER thought they would come out with this, but this is just...AWESOME!!! I love you, Game Company!"
vs
"DUKE! F**K YEAH! DIG DA CHICKS!"
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