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Dude will play DJ Hero at your wedding for $75 and a meal photo

DJ Hero hasn't been on store shelves for more than a few hours, and already the entrepenuers are crawling out of the woodwork. 

One enterprising North Carolina resident is already offering up his DJ Hero services on Craigslist. For $50 and a meal, this wannabe-DJ will spin mixes for three hours. $75 plus a meal for a "end time TBA party." He's available for birthdays, weddings, retirement, or "just chilling."

Of course, the host will have to provide a television and speakers. I mean, what else is this guy going to hook up his Xbox 360 to? 

[Thanks, power-glove]

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Everyday Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 17:25
Everyday Legend
Wow. Just when I thought stupid people weren't gaining ground, I have to read this.

When will we see a vaccine for the Stupid Flu?
Reien's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 17:25
Reien
exactly...

wat?
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 17:26
taumpytears
Dude Chester, this bro is harshening your vibe and stealing your dream job.
rsquad's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 17:29
rsquad
"I mean, what else is this guy going to hook up his Xbox 360 to?"

Or PS3...just saying...
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 17:31
Electro Lemon
@rsquad No.

Click the link.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 17:32
RonBurgandy2010
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 17:33
whormongr
why?
get a laptop and mix on it you can do more with it ......
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 17:34
Trowble
So he's not a real DJ, just a dude pressing buttons and swirling a fake vinyl to the tunes available. What if misses a beat? No good.
munkee's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 17:35
munkee
"ITS YOUR PARTY**YOU PICK THE SONGS**!! ALL THE GREATS 2PAC...50 CENT...QUEEN...DAFT PUNK...DAVID BONIE...M.I.A...DJ SHADOW "

david bonie, haha
networkingyuppy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 17:40
networkingyuppy
Wanna see me play DJ Hero on Expert Mode?
Sure! Just pay me 75 bucks and let me crash at your wedding while I get a free buffet!
Yeah ok.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 17:43
Nick Chester
@rsquad:

What Electro Lemon said.

@munkee:

David Bonie!!!
Everyday Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 17:47
Everyday Legend
David Bonie is the dude in Labryinth.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 18:00
Syn
Shi't I'll play Guitar Hero at your wedding for 50$ and NO meal! BEAT THAT DJ HERO BASTARD!
chrissmith9c's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 18:02
chrissmith9c
why does most of the crazy stuff happen where i live!
Trebz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 18:06
Trebz
Who's more pathetic? The guy who posted this ad or the guy who will inevitably hire him?
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 18:21
Naim Master
@mrsadistic
Wrong. The correct answer would be "Wut?".
MrChewie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 18:22
MrChewie
I'd have to say the people hiring him are worse! That guy is just smart!
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 18:24
ChronosWing
I'm ashamed of the morons who live in my state.
Winson's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 18:24
Winson
cant you just play the music using your ipod or sumthin?
buzzrock's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 18:43
buzzrock
The question is, is this dude just gonna enable the "party play" option in the game and have the songs play, or is dude gonna actually use the controller and play the game?
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 18:50
Electrium
That sounds like a really fun party, watching a dude play DJ Hero. I'm throwin an all nigher in my dorm tonight! Come watch me do an entire playthrough of Tales of Vesperia!
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 20:17
Xzyliac
Recession!
MajorCOW's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 20:54
MajorCOW
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3176792&pagenumber=9#post367632403
runtheplacered's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 21:19
runtheplacered
@ MajorCOW,

Lol, that made me laugh.
fearian's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 21:21
fearian
Destructoid, you just got trolled.
fundando's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 22:25
fundando
If somebody hires this guy. Good for him.
JiR INC's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 22:50
JiR INC
the guys an ass... get some proper skills
rawnewdlz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 00:24
rawnewdlz
How wonderful! It'll practically pay for itself in no time. ...but seriously, are they serious? I mean, seriously?
CaptainBus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 05:14
CaptainBus
You wouldn't pay to see some guys playing Rock Band instead of going to a gig, so why would you hire a guy playing DJ Hero instead of a DJ?
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 06:21
lewness
I agree.

wat
Dreamweaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 20:15
Dreamweaver
A cool idea, but he better be mad pro at the game
rodjoh's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 22:14
rodjoh
Just for the lolz, someone should hire a real DJ as well.
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