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Dude smokes pot out of an N64 controller photo

Ah, internet. It's only because of you that we find gems like this. God knows that the pot smokers of the world have this maddening compulsion to smoke up out of anything they can get their hands on, but this guy takes it to a new level by making his own N64 bong. He also appears to be on the roof of a house in the pic above. Is this some new side effect of THC that I didn't know about, a need to smoke in elevated places? Anyway, you can't beat this one on creativity. In fact, my favorite thing about it is....um. I forgot what I was saying. Can you pass that thing, dude?

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jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 11:56
jerrt
i'm sure that controller has some rather unhealthy insides. i hope he washed it and sealed it good.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 11:57
Teta
And who said the Mushrooms on Mario wasn´t a bad influence on children?
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 11:57
s0lesurviv0r
That is an abomination, couldn't he have used a 3DO controller?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 11:59
king3vbo
Yah I hope he isnt smoking 1 part pot, 1 part plastic controller... that would cause some cancer real fast

...but I have to admit... best pipe evar!
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:02
DJDuffy
Snaileb...that was fast, how long did that take you to make?
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:04
Tino
Hippie.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:05
Rockvillian
Damn, this just reminded me I no longer have my Vader helmet. Always make sure your stuff is with you when your parents have a yard sale kids!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:05
Snaileb
hahaha!

I made one of those when I was in highschool, and it was a Sega controller. You held it veritcally, like a banana, not like this guy has his.

PS. - That's not really me.
mispelt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:06
mispelt
That right there would be enough to get me smoking again. It might be the hippest thing I've ever seen.
yuiichi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:06
yuiichi
He's high in more ways than one.
Upgrayedd's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:06
Upgrayedd
Still not as cool as making one in an apple, but much geekier.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:07
DJDuffy
are you sure? I'm pretty sure I can see you on your roof right now using it...I mean..err..no I'm not spying on you!
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:09
Oni
Puff, puff, pass. That's the rule.
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:11
Trowble
Instead of "puff, puff, pass" what is it now? "up, down, left, right, pass?"

Other than what appears to be trees in the background the roof is the only he can smoke without his parents noticing, so he'd rather risk life and limb to smoke, rather than to smoke behind the limb of tree.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:14
Bob Muir
How desperate can you be to need to smoke out of an N64 controller? Can't you make do with just a bong or a bowl?
mackisawesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:15
mackisawesome
EPIC CORE!?!?! is that zaqu or roley?
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:16
blehman
It's not desperation necros. It's that creative stoner drive to make everything into a bowl or bong. Hell, I used to have a couch we turned into a bong. (Couchbong FTW!)

And that pipe looks pretty clean, so I don't think he's getting plastic fumes, but you never know.
3dd13's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:23
3dd13
Brilliant. However, he loses brilliance by posting his pic online. One less tool able to run for office.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:28
Snaileb
We call that the Mcguyver Smoker.
XeroxMe's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:31
XeroxMe
but...how does he play n64 now?
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:32
galagabug
anyone who posts images of themselves partaking in these kinds of activites on the internet is just a genius.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:43
Rockvillian
Uh, of course he's a genius, he is wearing glasses.
MrJunko's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:46
MrJunko
HAHAHAHA That is friggin genius. Granted he is a pot smoker, but wow, I would have never thought of doing that to one of my old controllers. Thats hilarious.

+1 million points to Colette for finding this gem of a picture, this ones going in the books.
DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:46
DeusPayne
Pot doesn't lead to other drugs, it leads to fucking carpentry. Dude, that guys head would make an AWESOME bong. Put the weed in 1 ear, smoke it out of the other. Dude, pull the bong over, I want to take a hit.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:49
Maurice Tan
I guess it has that MacGuyver factor, but it looks like something I wouldn't want to be second in line for. Slurping from the top of a N64 controller and all that.
Carbot's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 12:55
Carbot
haha, right on. i'm glad to see he went with the purple controler.

p.s i fucking love it, browsing the forums on a friends wii... pwn[]
dtomek's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 13:04
dtomek
That is an A-frame house. The roof pretty much goes from ground to apex. Fairly common for woodland cabins I suppose. But regardless, he could be leaning on the roof with both feet on the ground if he wanted to. Just FYI.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 13:13
Aerox
You would think that with all the stories of people getting busted for posting pictures of themselves smoking pot on the internet, they would learn to at least blur our their faces.
Myrmidon16's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 13:23
Myrmidon16
@ necros: well that wouldnt be as fun, would it?
chronicus_prime's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 13:31
chronicus_prime
WEAK!! Wheres the Master Chief Legendary helmet bong??? I would do it but I bought a sack to go with my regular version of halo. It's like you need diagrams to make one.
needsmoretits's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 13:36
needsmoretits
@XeroxMe: Who plays the 64 anymore? It's all about teh haloz!!11
Kaikara's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 13:47
Kaikara
Very cool :-) It's weird that you mention blazing in elevated places, because that's exactly what me and my mates do when we have a late night blaze up in town. Basically we climb up on the Oxford colleges and try to get up as high up as possible before sparking a j. It's called Splinter Cellage. The reason it's named this is because often we have to evade security, cameras and once even a police helicopter (not on roofs mind, but within college grounds) all while stoned lol! So the basic aim is to climb, blaze and be sneaky. Tis lots of fun! :-)
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 14:14
grrza
DO WANT!

Best use of a N64 controller I've ever seen.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 14:16
Cheeburga
Brb, gonna try this!
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 14:19
Churchhills Dog
fucking dullard
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 14:22
KamikazeTutor
Now that is what a I call an Expansion Pak!
Look at those amazing graphics! Weeeeee
V3r1n's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 14:34
V3r1n
@Deus - Nice dennis leary rip.
JohnnyWadd's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 15:23
JohnnyWadd
Haha NICE!
lostalaska's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 15:31
lostalaska
Thurgood Jenkins: The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, especially when it comes to reefer.
McGayver Friend: Hey, man, we're out of papers.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
McGayver Friend: We don't have a corkscrew.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
McGayver Smoker: [Friend looks at him funny] Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 15:31
Joseph Leray
Is the Z button the carb? Please say yes.
Chris Taran's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 16:53
Chris Taran
Boy, this sure makes me hungry for some reefer!
drhqnril's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 17:49
drhqnril
I once made a bong out of a rubber ducky for a bet. It was really cool except you couldn't squeeze to hard because it would squeek and blow back.
"Rubber Ducky, you're the one, You make bathtime lots of fun.."
FreePablo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 18:15
FreePablo
"You would think that with all the stories of people getting busted for posting pictures of themselves smoking pot on the internet, they would learn to at least blur our their faces."

What stories? Police are arresting people because they're smoking a substance in a picture?
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 18:47
smurfee mcgee
creativity knows no bounds. suck it Jack Thompson. or smoke it. :)
someone should send him that pic just to see what crazy thing he would do next.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 19:00
Eschatos
Now what would be truly awesome, is if the controller still worked, and he was playing while smoking.
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 19:33
SLiFE
I just came...
and now I'm gonna go smoke a bowl.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 20:23
Clockwork
So does anyone have this dudes phone number? You know what...nevermind...
dougtgraham's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 21:34
dougtgraham
In the undying words of legendary local anchor Kent Brockman
"So I guess you could say, this barely qualifies as news"
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 22:16
Aaron Mxy Yost
I can't decide if this is awesome or sad.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 02:02
Fading Star
Colette, how dare you smoke alone! You should be sharing and showing your fellow gamers some love. Did you want to use Billy Bong Thornton or Wesley Pipes?
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