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Dtoid Shirts Reprinted: Squidbear's Revenge!

6:10 PM on 06.03.2011 // Max Scoville

It's been a good couple of weeks since I've hamfistedly typed some ridiculous shpeel about how you guys should buy something, and frankly, that's way too long. The infamous Squidbear shirts are back in stock.

Most shirts are printed by applying ink to fabric. This one, however, had the ink sucked out of it. How was this done? I don't know. Probably by a machine or a sorcerer. Maybe both. The point is, the image on this shirt will last as long as the fabric itself. Nothing's going to crack or flake off after too many washes. Also, the fabric is tough enough for a giant adventurer man, but soft enough for a cute tiny lady. (See above image.)

You can buy one on Splitreason.com for under $20 bucks, like, right now.

The front, as you can see, shows Mr. Destructoid and the legendary Squidbear celebrating some some sort of landmark. Possibly a weekend. On the back, there's a little Mr. Destructoid head right below the back of your neck. There are also cocks.

There are plenty more images of the shirt in the gallery. I got Dtoid member gennhaver, AKA my girlfriend Jenn, to model it. You guys should post your own sexy Squidbear supermodel photos in the comments.

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