Please pardon our dust as we experiment with our new blogging software tonight. We'll be adding some new exciting features and then immediately taking them away before you've had the chance to truly enjoy them. The maintenance should begin around midnight and end shortly after I go get a beer.
In the meantime, this is a good opportunity to reflect on who you are as a person and ask yourself a question you've been turning your back on all these years.
Get more destructoid: We're indie-run, blogging for the love of it, and our site will always be free. Optionally, you can support us and get: (1) Faster pages from our cloud server (3) Wide(r)screen (3) No big ads on Dtoid, Japanator, Tomopop, or Flixist (4) Auto contest entries, and (5) Dibs on betas & downloads. Try it out
Unsavory comments? Please report harassment, spam, and hate speech to our moderators, and flag the user (we will ban users dishing bad karma). Can't see comments? Apps like Avast or browser extensions can cause it. You can fix it by adding *.disqus.com to your whitelists.