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Dtoid readers get their Nerdcore on photo

A couple of weeks ago I asked the brave men of Destructoid to send me their sexiest Nerdcore pictures and they responded. My e-mail inbox has been full of the hottest gamer bodies just dying to see the light of day, so now it's time to let them loose on Destructoid and announce the winner of the Men of Nerdcore contest.

This Dtoid reader sent in three awesome pictures that all our judges fell in love with or at least Nagiko and I did. Analog Pidgin and CyberneticTigerZ quickly judged each picture and then spent several hours looking at hardcore porn to cleanse their minds. 

Hit the jump for the winner of our Men of Nerdcore contest, and the best of our Nerdcore entries.

 

The winner of the EB Games $50 gift card and Nerdcore Calendar is … Dexter345! Congratulations on being the sexiest Nerdcore guy!

[Editor's note: Our friends at G4TV showed the pics to their female staff -- priceless photos of their reactions are posted on The Feed. Dex is now internet famous! - Niero]

Dexter likes to play with the King, baby!

Thanks to all our other entries! You are proof that gamers have the biggest balls of them all, or at least big enough to need a Nintendo DS to cover them.

Dexter345 plays with his Wii

Dexter345 shows off his Wii action shot.

The Dexter345 and Gamecube - True Art

The Dexter345 and the Gamecube. Sexy, but is it art?

A True Guitar Hero - Knives

A true Guitar Hero - Dtoid reader, Knives.

Time to rock out with your cock out!

Knives like to rock out with his cock out to Guitar Hero, literally!

The Nintendo Doughboy

CannibalCalvin called him the Nintendoooboooy, but I think a guy is sexier with a little extra meat. Just more of you to love ... and more of you to pitch in a wrestling match to decide who gets the controller next.

Zero God reminds us that touching is good

And last, but not least, The Zero God and his Nintendo DS reminds us that touching is good!

Thanks again to all who entered the Men of Nerdcore contest. You all rule the internets today!


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Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2007 00:44
Namelessted
KHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2007 00:57
Dexter345
Oh my God, Fronz, that would be hilarious. Also, embarassing. I'm just hoping nobody who actually knows me sees it. I guess I wouldn't care that much, but I know I'd get some crap for it.

Et les bites.
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2007 02:06
Knives
hahaha, if it does end up on tv, thank god the only friend i have that lives in US is moving away to australia in a week
Aequitas's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2007 04:26
Aequitas
I saw the very top of the first picture and hit Ctrl+End. Sorry, I am not down with examining the majority of any guy's skin surface, much less that of several guys.

I need to wash this page out of my brain cache.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2007 07:39
Pedro Blandino
im scared... CTZ is getting his dream...male Nerdcore
bamberina's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2007 14:50
bamberina
hahahaha. Thats hot. Do those memory cards come in a B cup?
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2007 16:43
CannibalCalvin
lol they're ds games, elite beat agents and starfox command, if memory serves
tiny dancer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2007 16:39
tiny dancer
GIVE ME SUMMA OR GIVE ME...well, or give me Dexter. But seriously: gimme Summa. Or the robot gets it.
Poopface Morty's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2007 20:52
Poopface Morty
Thank god this was linked from the Game Debate thread. I just barfed on my keyboard.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2007 23:16
Dexter345
Morty, you had to click a link that said, "famous naked Dexter" to get here. Don't act so surprised.
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2007 00:42
CannibalCalvin
This would be really funny to hear about in the next podcast, if nothing but hear the disgust we've caused.
BaByAc3's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2007 00:16
BaByAc3
ohh good GOD HAHAHAAHA
Ph1dra's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2007 20:52
Ph1dra
the DS games on the nipples are the most creavtive part i think... HAHAHAH!
Grimgnar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 19:45
Grimgnar
How did you make the DS games stick, anyway? Adhesive on the nipples.. Doesn't sound pleasant, unless you're into that Sado-masochism stuff, and from the look of you, you might just be.
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2007 13:24
CannibalCalvin
Lawl tape
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2007 22:15
king3vbo
Calvin you sick, sick fuck
:P
Mappy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/19/2007 19:01
Mappy
Speechless...
Commodore624's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2007 23:29
Commodore624
damn i knew i should of joined earlier
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2008 08:28
atheistium
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